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We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

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A PROPER END  A Stanley Parable Song [by Random Encounters] (feat. The Stupendiu

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I do not own anything to do with the song. I just reuploaded it for soundcloud users.

Billie Bust Up - "A Million Gruesome Ways To Die"

Lyrics:

Soooo what’s this game that you’re talking about?

Oh! Oh uh the—- The Owl House! Well uhm… it’s a… it’s a game! Uh— where you play make believe! There’s a hero, and a villain— and a-

A hero?! Count me in!

Watching schemes
Silly rhymes
how I had to spend my time
Trapped under remains
For crimes that only feign

But now you’re here
We’ve got all day
To sing and dance
And go and play
A new friend I have found
We’ll make the world our playground

God of play
Here to stay
There’s no way
They’ll come back to dismay

Oh my it’s such a relief
That prison gave me so much grief
No time to mope or to grieve
Let’s play a game of make believe

Broken chains
Magic dreams
Come on king
You wanna see
This new world we have found
We made the world our playground!
Fairy tales
And horrid scares
Nothing that the world can’t spare
This game is what I need
Back and ready to believe 

Na na na na na!


Having fun
That is great
Maybe we can take a break
All this play has got me beat
I bet our friends could use some sleep

Don’t worry king
These guys can take it
In this shell
They’re hibernating
But sure take a breather
Hope you’re a good story reader

A child of the stars
All he wanted was some fun
To feel the joy that life had brought
To see how time could bend and caught
But when the others gave him jeers
playthings no longer quelled his peers
He had a choice with many factors
Believe the mortals or end the

Wait! Skip that part… please…

He changed the rules To a more fair game
Now everyone could get along and play
It’s better now with his new friend
He’ll never be alone again

Haha! Great! Cool story! Let’s get back to playing!

Woah woah!

Broken chains
Magic dreams
Come on king
You wanna see
This new world we have found
We made the world our playground!
Fairy tales
And horrid scares
Nothing that the world can’t spare
This game is what I need
Back and ready to believe

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Make Believe (Feat. Sydney Osmon & Tomotasauce)

this isn't mine, im just reposting the normal version (not speed up or slowed down yw)

original!!!!: https://youtu.be/lYioT8dba-w

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No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

this song is really short and i'm sorry about that

The World's Greatest Actor

Don’t go in there
You’ll become one
Freaky creatures
Monster party
Eyes of yellow
Scales and feathers
Tails in tethers
Turn the lights off

Bend the nightmare
You control it
Artful dodger
Easy does it
Shut the closet
Get under the covers
Snakes and lovers
Turn the lights off

[Chorus]
Everybody likes to get taken for turns
To see how bright the fire inside of us burns
And everybody wants to get evil tonight
But all good devils masquerade under the light

[Verse 2]
Here’s the pinky
There’s the kinky
Everybody complicate it
Man and woman
Baby child
Calm and wild
Turn the lights off
 

Don’t remember	(Day’s gone)
What we look like (Night’s on)
Younger holding	(Day’s gone)
One another	(Light’s passed)
Paper colors	(Day’s gone)
Dangle streaming (Night’s on)
Tangle screaming (Light’s gone)
Turn the lights off

[Chorus]
Everybody likes to get taken for turns
To see how bright the fire inside of us burns
And everybody wants to get evil tonight
But all good devils masquerade under the light

[Verse 3]
Can’t they take it
Should be stronger
Books abandoned
Breathe the water
Mind distracted (Bad girls)
Sons and daughters (Good boys)
Out for slaughter (Bad guys)
Turn the lights off

Sparkles and shines on the water (Bet you’ve got a bone to pick with me)
Seeps through the cumulus brume (Bet you’ve got a bone to pick with me)
Tingles and tears while we’re gazing (Bet you’ve got a bone to pick with me)
Vanishes soon after bedtime for good (Bet you’ve got a bone to pick with me)
 

[Verse 4]
Don’t you like it (Day’s gone)
I know I do (Night’s on)
How about you?	(Day’s gone)
What do we know (Light’s passed)
Tiny patterns (Day’s gone)
Hypnotizing	(Night’s on)
Terrorizing (Light’s gone)
Turn the lights off

[Chorus]
Everybody likes to get taken for turns
To see how bright the fire inside of us burns
And everybody wants to get evil tonight
But all good devils masquerade under the light

[Verse 5]
Chroma diamonds
Twinkle brightly
Dance in darkness
Blow the nights off
Sleepy child
Spark desire
Walk the fire

Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off

Chapter One game rip from Indigo Park. This is NOT owned by me and all the credits go to the creator; UniqueGeese, go sub to their Patreon if you want;

Patreon;
https://www.patreon.com/UniqueGeese?utm_source=search

Game;
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2504480/Indigo_Park_Chapter_1/

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Don't Tattle on Me (feat. Dagames & Andrea Storm Kaden)

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