Born out of wedlock in the late 1960s, actual birthdate unknown. Abandoned by mother at birth, apparently hailed from Liverpool UK. Raised by paternal grand father Franklin Franklin III after Franklin Franklin IV died in mysterious circumstances while ploughing the field (where the crops lay dying). Franklin Franklin watched his grandfather play at home, and was taught the guitar at a young age. Introduced at school to fellow guitar player 'Big' Harry Chest, now 'Blind' Harry Chest, and became neighbours in the mid 90s where the two buddies began writing songs for their own enjoyment. Harry was a champion guitar picker and persevered with Franklins poor guitar strumming. Harry also helped Franklin with chasing the girls and taught him how to drink. Harry took a job as a truck driver and went missing for about 4 years in Missouri (citation needed). Returning in 2016 with a new woman by his side and a new guitar on his other side. Franklin meanwhile went to Liverpool to find his mother, but despite her alledge huge nose was nowhere to be found. Harry soon taught Franklin the G chord and was suddenly writing more songs than ever. Picturing themselves as Porch Gods. Franklin and Harry have written hundreds of songs, but have only now decided to start putting things online.  All you hear are 'CHEST/FRANKLIN' Originals.
A huge record deal would be nice, as technically the two guys need help with this kind of thing.

Stinky Dog Franklin