Who's A Handsome Fella?

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

2 Blood Gets Realer When You Feel It By Tightenupmate

3 Blood Gets Realer When You Feel It By Tightenupmate

Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
Explicit
Ed’s a champion bull rider who’s just lost to relative-newcomer Stede Bonnet. On their respective drives out of Wyoming, a summer storm leaves them both looking for a place to stay.
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58098466
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57955852?view_adult=true

Photo by Lena Albers on Unsplash

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Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43072248/chapters/108464551#workskin

Stede brings Ed and chaotician Oluwande Boodhari to Isla Nublar, and reveals the secret attractions of the place.

Ed's stunned to find some familiar faces on the crew.

3 Life Finds A Way - Welcome to Jurassic Park

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56218960/chapters/142819429

Stede Bonnet went to the Wawa for a snack, and boy howdy did he find one.

"Now, you're going to click on the picture of the sandwich," Ed murmured into Stede's ear.

"But it's a cold sandwich, Ed! I want a hot hoagie," Stede said petulantly.

"You're gonna get it hot later. You can be patient for me while we look at the options, can't you?" Ed's voice was honeyed, like one of the several varieties of turkey choices on the screen.

1 Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places - The Wawa Chapter

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
an OFMD podfic
rating: explicit
creator chose not to use archive warnings

A meditation on time and space and the ending of a marriage. Ed and Stede meet at a bar while Stede's traveling for work. This story is about the ripples from that night.

tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Chicago (City), Infidelity, Canon Typical Lack Of Communication, Long-Distance Relationship, POV Alternating, Light Angst, Eventual Happy Ending, Undernegotiated Kink But Everyone is Having A Lovely Time, Fast-Burn Sex, Slow-Burn Relationship

written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57364063/chapters/145929784#workskin

Sound:
This chapter has intro music and one other music cue. No other sound effects in this chapter. 
Music: 
Bass intro by PilotPirate's spouse, inspired by Soul Coughing
Just a lil background snip of Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan
Need Your Love by PinadaMusic on Pixabay
https://pixabay.com/users/pinadamusic-45858532/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=238800

1 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59152522/chapters/151076398#main

Two local men continue having a hard time while their loyal crew watches from the sidelines. Will they remain ships passing in the night forever, or can they figure out how they feel about each other?

3 #OldManCrush - Talk It Through Thursday

2.3(stage 9) Aerodynamic

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
chapter 5
rating: explicit

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5 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

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