https://archiveofourown.org/works/61822480

Stede is gifted a Couple's Adventure Coupon Book, all of which expire on New Year's Day. Seems time to speed-run through a few before the end of the year, unfortunately, Stede is single. He sets out to find an activity partner for adventures and gets way more than he bargained for.

In Search of Adventure

Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme
Chapter 7
Explicit
Written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/155978950

7 Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62335576#main

By Chocolatepot

I was purchased by someone in the Bonnet family as a household servitor generations ago. I’m not sure exactly when — my inorganic memory banks have been wiped many times for routine maintenance, and my organic brain parts don’t seem to have too much long-term storage — but from what I do remember, constructs were new tech and the Bonnets were being very impressive and showing off how they could spend a lot of money on one.

Stede, a rogue ServUnit, is doing his best to pretend to be a human smuggler. Things do not go as planned ...

All Systems Turquoise

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63186814

By oatmilktruther

Ed usually tries really hard not to share the chairlift ride with anyone.

But this guy, Ed sees him coming from a mile away and actively drags his feet trying to get paired up on the lift with him.

Cause This Guy, he’s wearing a bright teal ski suit on a mountain full of army green and angsty grey, and his eyes are hidden under mirrored goggles, but just from one perfect dimple, Ed can tell he’s got a smile he’d kill for.

So fuck usually.

Bruises

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 9

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 9

Auction can be found HERE: https://www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfair?r=1&t=all%3EHERE!!!%3C/a%3E%3C/myroot%3E
Written work HERE: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63319441/chapters/162211855

Unicorns by ChaoticReader1031 - 2:27:25, 9.31 AM

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

1. Bruised by westernredcedar

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63460207

sirens in the beat of your heart by nomadsland

2. Bruised by westernredcedar

3. Bruised by westernredcedar

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2. Bruised by westernredcedar

kninjaknitter

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