Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.

As soon as I started reading the first chapter I was obsessed with this fic! It just itches a bit of my brain and I love it, it’s the perfect amount of sweet, smutty and unhinged and it’s a joy to get to podfic it! This fic is rated EXPLICIT I will warn when we get to those chapters. 

Sublime cover art by the crazy Talented INKIRTIS 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/162530371

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 1)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/165320887

We’ve got another new cover for the next few chapters! This one by the super talented bbyteach!

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 6)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66212809/chapters/170675416

1 Unraveled and Reclaimed by LyraTalise

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/165884197#workskin

Cover by bbyteach

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 7)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67046308/

By ramsay_baggins based on art by happydaiz.

Edward Teach is a university professor, finally funded for his dream expedition. Along with Izzy, Fang and Ivan, he’s deep in the jungle seeking out exciting archaeological discoveries when he makes a much more surprising, and intriguing, discovery.

Stede is the Keeper of the Mother Spring, The Night Guardian, and it’s his job to keep humans away from his people. When a handsome stranger with long hair, a beard, and pictures painted into his skin turns up, will he be able to fulfil his duties?

1 The Night Guardian

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67046308/chapters/173196580

2 The Night Guardian

2 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia

3 off the deep end bt serpent_and_dahlia

4 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia -

5 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38803809

Written by Fahye.

"Dark Fate?" says Stede, making sure to pronounce the capitals.

"Very effective for star-crossed lovers. And at a bargain price, if I do say so myself. A potent mixture of unspeakably rare ingredients, brewed under a new moon, which will drag you through the depths of your own soul in search of difficult truths, and leave the undeserving to drift forever in a dreamscape of torment and emotional agony!"

"What?" says Stede. "No! That sounds awful!"

Things to never give the devil

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2 off the deep end by serpent_and_dahlia

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