Stories to sleep by! narration is calm, no loud bits, soothing stories. a mix of ratings

insomnia playlist

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54944941/chapters/139280323#main

1 President Of The Stupid Hat Society

2 President Of The Stupid Hat Society

3 President Of The Stupid Hat Society

1. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By ElapsedSpiral

2. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By Elapsed Spiral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58533253#main

Kiss It Better By Darcylindbergh

6 Weirdo Hours By Zuckerbaby 1

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

At his first ballet society social, the pressure in on for Ed to get Stede's friends to like him. Luckily, one conversation with Lucius throws all tension (and hinges) out of the window.

Hehe this is my favourite fic of these boys so far 😂😂 I just re listened to the voice notes they’re basically just fits of laughter, I hope you find this even a tiny bit as funny as we did 🤣

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62861578

2 become 1 by sparklespriggs

move me, baby
by ghostalservice
beautiful art and cover image by stedesmoth see full image here (NSFW) https://bsky.app/profile/stedesmoth.bsky.social/post/3l7bxlprcvu2u
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58945825
rating: explicit
gentlebeard
tags: Post-Canon, Frottage, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Fanart

move me, baby by ghostalservice

Night Moves by unfunpleasures
Chapter 1
An OFMD podfic
gentlebeard
Rating: Explicit
no archive warnings apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62155336/chapters/158990095
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Time Skips, Friends With Benefits, Friends to Friends With Benefits to Strangers to Lovers, Inspired by "Night Moves" by Bob Seger, Compulsory Heterosexuality, First Kiss, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs 

Content warnings: underage smoking and drinking, brief mentions of underage sex (any sex in the fic will be 18+), allusions to abusive fathers.

1 Night  Moves by unfunpleasures

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53765482/chapters/142596400

Chapter 3 - Rescue Mermaid

3 Fuckin' Rainbows or Something

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42753492

By samwise.

ARCHIVE WARNING for graphic depictions of violence. Check the written work for more details. 

When Stede encourages the crew to share scary stories on the deck one night, not everybody really understands the brief. After a few attempts with varying success, what actually gets their hearts racing isn't a story at all.

Two Ghosts

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

2. Stolen By The Gentleman Thief By Elapsed Spiral

kninjaknitter

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