Humorous AU in which the revenge is wrecked long before meeting Balckbeard and Stede and crew are waiting in a small town while repairs are underway. Stede hires himself out as a companion/gentleman entertainer. silliness ensues.

Gentleman Entertainer

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42520539

Choose your adventure y2jenn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44099442

Dear Mister Manners, or whatever the fuck your name is,
I’m at a dinner party and there’s like, 10 fucking forks. Which one do I use?
Help.
Do I need a cutesy fucking name?
Sincerely,
Lost at Sea (Literally. I’m on a boat. I can’t escape)

Ed writes to an advice columnist. Stede answers.

The Etiquette Of Forks And Other Matters

It’s got Ed, three kittens, voices and some sound effects, what more could you want!

Go give kudos and thanks! - https://archiveofourown.org/works/51658306

Cover art by me - babykrakenpodfics on instagram
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Heavy Petting by Shalamarr

Don’t panic chapter 5! It’s a delightful hilarious sweet treat, I method podficed this one. Rum was involved, I may need to go back and edit it t9morrow, in the meantime, enjoy?….

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/chapters/146893753

Don’t panic chapter five by Kalansphantom

2 Checking Out An HEA By Permanent Ink

An irritating delivery driver…. How will our boys deal with this one?

I love this fic so so much please head over to AO3 and show the love! - https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/chapters/147873139

Don’t Panic (Chapter Seven) by KalansPhantom

3 Checking Out An HEA By Permanent Ink

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43072248/chapters/108302478#workskin

Palaeontologist Ed Teach has been working on the same sites for decades, alongside his mentor, Alan Grant. Ed's frustrated and bored and starting to wonder what next.

Everything changes with the sudden arrival of billionaire Stede Bonnet, who's nothing like Ed expected.

Stede he has an offer Ed can't refuse. Ed has many different reasons to accept it...

2 Life Finds A Way - In the Beginning

5 The Stars And The Sea

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58625062

At sea, Ed loved a storm: the power of it, the way it filled the sails, the way that, if you crossed it just right, you could catch the ferocity in canvas and push the ship to the limit. He was a master of using wind, of staying the course, of taking what the sea threw at him and using it to his advantage, and the whole world knew it.

And now, he’s cowering in the closet, whimpering at each rolling peal of thunder.

Pour Some Tea For Two

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

3 Checking Out An HEA By Permanent Ink

kninjaknitter

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