the little tentacle between legs 🤣🤣🤣

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42040614/chapters/105553503

Art by Tealtumbleweed on Tumblr at https://www.tumblr.com/tealtumbleweed/696809050678198272/these-are-the-illustrations-i-made-to-accompany

Luctor et Emergo: the Call of Edthulhu by dracothelizard

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59964592/chapters/153361498

Chapter 5 - Kiwi bird

Stede unexpectedly visits Ed's space, and Ed learns about Stede's past.

5 Fix Me Up

There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.

This is the Podfuckery narrated by Permanent_Ink and written by 1happydaiz.

Podfuckery: The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard (Former)

Podfuckery: You wear tiny things well by Cochineal, performed by BabyKraken 

There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.

This is The Podfuckery narrated by BabyKraken and written by Cochineal.

Please head over to the AO3 series and check out the rest of the Podfuckeries!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4490566

Podfuckery: You Wear Tiny Things Well by Cochineal

Jim is referred to with masculine pronouns since Stede only knows Jim as the bearded mute friend of Oluwande.

1. Luctor Et Emergo - The Call Of Edthulhu By Dracothelizard

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/60615805

By passingfair. Art by GayWatson.

After years of friendship, Ed's finally ready to do it. He's going to ask Stede out.

The only problem? Stede might be the most oblivious person on the planet.

Best Friend Frustrations

Mob Boss Edward Teach needs to get out of a storm on a rainy night. And he stumbles in a hot pink pirate themed Barbie diner run by a mysteriously chipper man….

The combination you knew you always needed! Slightly unhinged and a whole lot of smutty fun!
This is rated EXPLICIT 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60009085/chapters/153104302

Mugs here! 
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/I-m-a-Pirate-Girl-in-a-Pirate-World-by-Akarkanias/107217797.9Q0AD

Mob Boss Barbie (chapter one) by shieldmaidenofmithrilhall

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/61109305

[Day 8 of the 2024 OFMD Advent Calendar]

Ed and his workmates and other small queer businesses have been having their shared end-of-year holiday celebration at the same venue for the last five years. It's a bowling club which hosts all sorts of events, from barefoot lawn bowls to holiday parties to weddings.

Stede recently cancelled the wedding he was supposed to have at the same venue, but is yet to receive a refund of his booking fee. He's turned up to the venue in person to demand his refund, coincidentally while Ed's holiday party is happening.

It's summer in so-called Australia, and there's something in the air. Is it the gift of love or just an incoming summer thunderstorm?

I'll Shout It to the Blue Summer Sky

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

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