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[podfic] Bonnet's Revenge

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63150262#main

By snake_necklace.

Ed has the flu but he needs to go grocery shopping. Luckily the Breakfast Gentleman is there to save the day.

A Toast to Breakfast

Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape.

This was SO MUCH fun to record! My favorite style of narration!
It’s smutty btw, pretty darn smutty. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58916722

can’t keep my hands to myself (I mean I could but why would I want to) by serpent and dahlia

3. Reset the clock by KalansPhantom

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63905998

By daydreamcrash.

“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

You feel good to me.

Jesus Christ.

Stede almost faints again.

“Stede Bonnet?”

Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

Waiting for you

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42753492

By samwise.

ARCHIVE WARNING for graphic depictions of violence. Check the written work for more details. 

When Stede encourages the crew to share scary stories on the deck one night, not everybody really understands the brief. After a few attempts with varying success, what actually gets their hearts racing isn't a story at all.

Two Ghosts

3 Roll for Charisma by karatekid1018

4 Roll for Charisma by karatekid1018

An OFMD podfic
gentlebeard
rating: teen and up audiences
Summary: Ed and Stede have been feuding with their neighbor Nigel Badminton for three months. They discover that he's planning on hosting a summer party and decide it's the perfect opportunity for a daring heist and a huge heap of revenge.
note: this is a sound effect heavy podfic! there will be a sound-effect free version soon
amazing title card is by latinkraken
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58755613

Sounds: 
welder sparks good detail2 long straight weld.flac by kyles -- https://freesound.org/s/453690/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Walkie_Talkie_Rustling.aif by crcavol -- https://freesound.org/s/154644/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Doorbell C by kwahmah_02 -- https://freesound.org/s/275568/ -- License: Attribution 3.0
Door Post Opening.wav by RutgerMuller -- https://freesound.org/s/51141/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
phone ringing.aif by trip2000 -- https://freesound.org/s/52287/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Corella Parrot at home.wav by Limekys -- https://freesound.org/s/505326/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
dorm door close.wav by pagancow -- https://freesound.org/s/15418/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
F1 BR 06 Engine Starts 9.wav by rfhache -- https://freesound.org/s/44770/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Music by Nick Valerson from Pixabay
https://pixabay.com/music/metal-aggressive-metal-sinister-111839/
Music by humanoide_media from Pixabay
https://pixabay.com/music/main-title-cinematic-chase-music-007-inspired-173733/

Mission Improbable: The Ice Cream Heist by LyraTalise

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64837849

Oh, Valley of Plenty by LyndziM

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52032907

erection specialists by ElapsedSpiral

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

4 Roll for Charisma by karatekid1018

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