Thanks for bringing this fic to my attention, Lindie – after the first chapter you published, I couldn’t stop myself from reading on, and now I get to enjoy it twice 😍 (I still haven’t reached the end of the story, so more cake still to enjoy! 🥰)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63905998

By daydreamcrash.

“I definitely didn’t die?” he asks.

Edward presses two (long, slender, warm, tattooed) fingers to his pulse and says, “Nope. You feel good to me.”

You feel good to me.

Jesus Christ.

Stede almost faints again.

“Stede Bonnet?”

Edward’s fingers fall away, and Stede’s neck feels cold without them, his lifeline gone. The doctor. Yes, of course. He forgot for a second that you feel good to me was not, in fact, his prognosis.

(or: five times Ed and Stede cross paths in the GP waiting room and one time they don't)

Waiting for you

Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.

As soon as I started reading the first chapter I was obsessed with this fic! It just itches a bit of my brain and I love it, it’s the perfect amount of sweet, smutty and unhinged and it’s a joy to get to podfic it! This fic is rated EXPLICIT I will warn when we get to those chapters. 

Sublime cover art by the crazy Talented INKIRTIS 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/162530371

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 1)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63433801/chapters/163046242#workskin

Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise (chapter 2)

podfic of Free Space by YellowMustard

read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61423051

sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65051224

[podfic] free space ch 3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67084504/chapters/173207410

CW for alcohol in this chapter

2 Pro Se

2 Under The Milky Way

2 Prize Every Time by ElapsedSpiral

5 Prize Every Time by ElapsedSpiral

E material in the final three minutes. Hidden summary in the archive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40978875/chapters/103663623#workskin

6 Prize Every Time by ElapsedSpiral

E section ends at 10:26. Check in the archive for some very funny bits that are within the scene.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40978875/chapters/104558370#workskin

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Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

6 Prize Every Time by ElapsedSpiral

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