Podfic of the_bedheaded_league's A Comprehensive Menu of Blackbeard's Craft Cocktails, an Our Flag Means Death fanfic.

Ed/Stede modern AU.
Stede's a middle-aged businessman going through a divorce, and he desperately needs a drink. He ends up at Blackbeard's: a charming little bar (that's technically not a gay bar but kind of is a gay bar) with nautical décor, classic rock, excellent cocktails, and a very pretty bartender who wears crop tops and leather.

Soon Stede becomes a regular, and obviously he just likes going there because the cocktails are great.

Definitely no other reason.

A Comprehensive Menu Of Blackbeard's Craft Cocktails

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

Podfic of Onlyoneday "Ocre, Resin, and Light" pt 2

find onlyoneday here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43926900

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] Ocre, Resin, and Light pt 2

At BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights, our mission is to bring pleasurable, joyful, and calming tingles to our clients. :)

**Best if listened to with headphones on**

You can read the story text on AO3 (@ LyndziM), if you would rather use your imagination (or if you hate my voice, that is also totally fair, lol).

BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights

“Salt, Sweet” by mia_ugly
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“You look –” Stede steps forward, and if she says “pretty,” Ed thinks she might tear her own face off. She doesn’t mind that sometimes, but tonight she wants to be something different.
“Astonishing,” Stede says, moving closer, close enough to touch. Her fingers land on the lapel of Ed’s velvet coat, smoothing the grain of it. “The most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.”
“Beautiful." Ed's voice is unfamiliar to her, a low rasp.
“Handsome,” Stede says quietly, and the word catches in Ed’s throat like a diamond. 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48380929
Author’s Tags: 
Female Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Female Stede Bonnet, Rule 63, Pining, Developing Relationship, Established Relationship, Flashbacks, Oral Sex, Ye Olde Pirate Strap Ons, Gender Identity, Ed is figuring stuff out but still using she/her pronouns, Bisexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, alcohol use, References to past Blackbeard/Calico Jack, Canon-Typical Violence

The Intro/Outro is “It Tore Your Heart Out” by Dirt Poor Robins. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2YWWiXAqA3uv75WtBHzZsx?si=12b5a9a51c6c4b3f

"Salt, Sweet" by mia_ugly (OFMD)

2 Change of pace

6 Double Portrait by snake_necklace

7 Double Portrait by snake_necklace

11 Double Portrait by snake_necklace

12 Double Portrait by snake_necklace

Art by the amazing Mossgroves https://twitter.com/mossgroves_art/status/1549947133704404992

Outtakes of CartoonMayor's "This Could Be Love"

find CartoonMayor here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39427899/chapters/98676828

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] OUTTAKES: This Could Be Love

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

7 Double Portrait by snake_necklace

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