You got stede’s “confused and nervous but very into it” tone so perfectly in this whole thing

OMG ED HEARD IT!!!!!! And your voice for that final line ahahahahahaa

Stede's Tentacle Porn Dream

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

a stranger with your door key by foxtails: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60371731

podfic listing: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60377926

[podfic] a stranger with your door key

9 I'll Be Home For Christmas

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply

link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024/works/61453159
Here Be Dragons podfic playlist: https://on.soundcloud.com/ny4zHMJchSPbqajF6

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, DragonsKnights - Freeform, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Size Difference, Interspecies Relationship(s), Magic, Taking down the monarchy and also fuckin, a lot of fuckin, creature feature, Podfic Available, OFMD Holestice

Sounds: There are a few sound effects but not as many as in Heat of the Moment
Torch.mp3 by SamuelGBorden -- https://freesound.org/s/444107/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
S37-14 Two cars crash foley; good metallic bump.wav by craigsmith -- https://freesound.org/s/675466/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40204440/chapters/102102144#workskin

Chapter 10: Thursday 7 July 2022 - Friday 8 July 2022

10 Baddy Zaddy REMIX

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40204440/chapters/102888072#workskin

Chapter 14: Monday 15 August 2022 - Saturday 20 August 2022

14 Baddy Zaddy REMIX

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/147994489

5 The light of a dying star

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 1

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 1

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/158404111

Chapter 9: oscars night pt. 2

Link to the E rated scene read by BabyKraken:
https://on.soundcloud.com/PHiMyV6yYuc2qbLu6

9 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62724751

By ProdigyBlood.

Ed goes to the park for his lunch break and runs into a handsome stranger with a rather odd request...

Flowers in Your Hair

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

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