Name: Sorry if you feel objectified by BKTrashCat by kninjaknitter
Duration: 22 min 13 s
Description: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63600574

podfic of Bones Adrift by Skrifores

find sd here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan/works

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40539303

[podfic] Bones Adrift Ch 4

Shuffling the Deck by YellowMustard: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55250389

Podfic by sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62541511

[podfic] Shuffling The Deck

True North by samwise
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
Rating: explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48041563
Summary: When Stede has to ask the crew which way is north, he's informed that he's lacking. Doesn't he know that Blackbeard can locate true north with his eyes closed? And of course, Stede takes that literally. Luckily, Ed seems to find the confusion endearing - and he's got a couple of ideas on how to resolve it.

photo by Jamie Street on unsplash https://unsplash.com/@jamie452

True North by samwise

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63460207

sirens in the beat of your heart by nomadsland

3 The Seat Filler by Rotten_Soldier

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62742781

all i do is keep it cool by BKTrashCat

Intro to it exists to be found by smallestchurch

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63600574

Sorry if you feel objectified by BKTrashCat

vaster than empires (but, fuck, more slow) by spanishforthecar: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60765817

Podfic by sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64013200

[podfic] vaster than empires

Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape.

This was SO MUCH fun to record! My favorite style of narration!
It’s smutty btw, pretty darn smutty. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58916722

can’t keep my hands to myself (I mean I could but why would I want to) by serpent and dahlia

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

Sorry if you feel objectified by BKTrashCat

kninjaknitter

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