Name: The Golden Scale of Your Future- aRealHumanBartender by kninjaknitter
Duration: 35 min 6 s
Description: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64782901/chapters/166471930

Shuffling the Deck by YellowMustard: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55250389

Podfic by sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62541511

[podfic] Shuffling The Deck

Night Moves by unfunpleasures
Chapter 1
An OFMD podfic
gentlebeard
Rating: Explicit
no archive warnings apply
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62155336/chapters/158990095
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Time Skips, Friends With Benefits, Friends to Friends With Benefits to Strangers to Lovers, Inspired by "Night Moves" by Bob Seger, Compulsory Heterosexuality, First Kiss, First Time, First Time Blow Jobs 

Content warnings: underage smoking and drinking, brief mentions of underage sex (any sex in the fic will be 18+), allusions to abusive fathers.

1 Night  Moves by unfunpleasures

And his freckles, Ed thinks with increasing delirium as Stede starts approaching him and he zeroes in on the exposed skin where his top has slipped off his shoulder slightly. Is it legal, to show off such a tantalising stretch of freckled collar bone? Fucking obscene, that. Maybe Stede should be arrested. And his punishment? Ed gets to bite him, right there where his neck meets his shoulder, all pink and delectable.

Ed really wants to bite him….

EXPLICIT (of course)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63831076

love bites by sparklespriggs

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64338244

1. Reset the clock by KalansPhantom

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64736209

By daydreamcrash.

So far he’s got ‘Dear Ed, I long for’. The end of the r is cut off, lost somewhere on another strip of paper.

Long for what, Stede??? He scrambles through the pile. The end of an r. Somewhere, somewhere…

Aha!

‘you’

‘Dear Ed,
I long for you.’

(or: Stede jams the office paper shredder. Again. Ed fixes it for him and finds out some secrets in the process.)

Office siren

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64782901/chapters/166471930

The Golden Scale of Your Future- aRealHumanBartender

3 The Ex-House by Caladria

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64837849

Oh, Valley of Plenty by LyndziM

4 The Ex-House by Caladria

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66179782

Written by blandbeard

On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.

As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…

~*~

Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.

Turn The Key

podfic of no delays by fake_geek_boy

read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61850614

sd ryan on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66957787

[podfic] no delays by fake_geek_boy

Audio stories of Our FlagMeans Death Fanfic: 
Aka: Disgusting smuts and LGBTQ+ and other NSFW things... and fishing equipment. in audio form. 
SPREADSHEET OF OFMD podfic here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview

The Golden Scale of Your Future- aRealHumanBartender

kninjaknitter

Recent comments

m

Related tracks