A more child friendly version of Lil Daddy's hit song Popping NyQuils



Lyrics:

Ooh
Brr
Lil Daddy on the playground
Skrt
Yuh yuh 
Y'all ain't ready for this
this is proof young people can rap
*Child noise*

Get home from school
Walk into my house
Crawl under my blankie
lookin like a mouse

Been waiting all day 
My whole life actually (9 years)
To get my hands on that plate
of healthy vegetables

They say it aint real food
save that for grown ups
But candy aint got nothing
On these turnips

Yeah ever since I am a kid I
Would eat entire vegetables until I'm full
There just ain't anything like the taste
Healthy food makes me feel great

I don't even need the rice
All these carrots tasting nice
Eat some spinach, that's advice
Cuz eating healthy is worth the price

Here we go
yuh yuh yuh

Eat a vegetable
Eat a eat a vegetable
Let's get the playdate started and start eating vegetables

I eat vegetables every night and everyday
From the airplane spoon
and on a tray

Oh oh

I eat more vegetables than you
because I'm more healthy than you
and you're less healthy than me
Yeah I'm the favorite child

I eat my vegetables everyday everyday
Sometimes I eat fruities in them with them too
And I also eat the fruities by themselves without the vegetables
But if you eat a fruity and a vegetable at the same time, that gon taste extra good

Oh yeah

I eat more vegetables than I listen to my teachers
Which is saying a lot because I always listen to my teachers
But the point that I'm trying to get across to   you is that
I consume a lot of big green vegetables

The other day someone tried to make me eat a candy
And I was like what kind of stupidface eats candy
And I tattle taled on him to the teacher
as hard as these nutrients support the function of my liver (yuh)

People try to bully
They're candy  getting really sticky
They're just jealous of my healthy diet
I eat more vegetables than they own pokemon cards

One time I ate a vegetable so hard that the vegetable starting eating vegetables too
and then it went around the world and convinced more people to eat their vegetables

And sometimes my imaginary friend eats vegetables too

yuh yuh yuh yuh

Eat a vegetable
Eat a eat a vegetable
Let's get the playdate started and start eating vegetables

I eat vegetables every night and everyday
From the airplane spoon
and on a tray 

I eat more vegetables than you
because I'm more healthy than you
and you're less healthy than me
Yeah I'm the favorite child

Ooh vegetables, eating eating vegetables everyday everyday
and the fruits and the vegetables mix that stuff altogether
and I got the fruities coming out of one sippy cup
and the vegetables coming out of the other sippy cup
Both sippy cups get so awesome that they combine to form a- third sippy cup
that got both vegatables and the fruities in it at the same time
and the eating eating vegetables eating eating vegetables
              
eat a vegetable, eat a vegetable

yeah I eat way more vegetables than you, eat vegetables than me, eat vegetables than you
From my sippy cup

Yeah I sung this song so good that teacher gave me a gold star!

Beat: Kush n Money instrumental - BROWSKIMUSIC

Kidz Bopping Nyquils

Aaaaaaaliens

Lyrics:

Aliens x32
(Yuh Lil Daddy)
(Medium Sized Mommy)
(Wholesome Richard Moment)
ALIENS x32

Yeah… I fuck around with the aliens
Let me make it clear, let me make my point salient
Passed the vibe check, oh yeah I never failient
I’m an animal, bitch, call me mammalian

Knock knock bitch yuh who the fuck is there?
Lil Daddy’s come again like a yearly county fair
This track makes the other ones look so fucking bare
That they’re bald they don’t have aloysuis o’hair

Every fucking song makes me even more stronger
All my enemies get proved even more wronger (and I really need you to internalize this)
Bitches jealous of my talent when I’m writing songers
And I might be lil daddy but I have a big donger 

yy boys we out here on the streets tonight
Sippin on a choam underneath the gaslight
Shmitt shmitt shmiggidy shlock shining so bright
My intellectualism level is pretty ard

Slinging mad NyQuils every single day
Sending the spider economy into dissaray
My songs enter your ears like a big juicy rat
And not long afterwards your squealing [Lil Ratio] “Ooh I needed that”

Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy aliens aliens
Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy aliens aliens

Turn this shit up yeah let the bars ripple
I’m a well dressed tunnel you can call me a drip hole
If you try to cross me, hold on to your nipples
Cuz just like the two beavers you’ll get porn addicted crippled

I win every game of beat the shit out of each other
I’m harder than a really hard piece of butter
I’ll glizzy gladiate every one of you weiners
Basically what that means is look out for selener
I’m the Jules to your Rue and the Ogger to your Giken
I’m the cornstarch to your water yeah that shit will thicken
My songs have twists and turns, shit be pretty mazy
I’m grabbing cop guns and I’m poisoning your daisy

Fuckle with me and your fucking with the shlomies
Meg, Megan, some Davids and all the other homies
Melissa Tiana and Wayland will push you to the snow
And Jacob doesn’t text much but he’ll deal the final blow

Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy aliens aliens
Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy aliens aliens

This songs getting grammies like I get all y’alls grannies
I gave Keith for Christmas a dvd of handy manny’s
Maciej was blessed with some isopropyl beer
And he asked why we always end up back here

So many snakes and so much drama
Gatekeeping girlbosses and dirty fucking llamas
But there’s one little fucker that’s the main drama breeder
And he just happens to be a certain little beaver

Yuh yuh yuh
Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Huh
Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Yuh
Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Yuh
Little little little little little little little little

Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Huh?
Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Yuh
Little beaver Johnny wanna fuckle with me? Yuh
Little little little little good fucking luck

Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy aliens aliens
Oooohhhh aliens
Big big big juicy ratio

+ L
+ You Fell Off
+ You’re Gay
+ You’re Straight
+ You’re Bisexual
+ Yikes Sweety
+ Cancelled
+ Ooh I needed that

Beat: DARK SPOOKY TYPE BEAT "SCARY" (PROD. GIMMETHEAUX)

Lil Daddy ft. Lil Ratio - Aliens

Oh No
Oh No
Oh No
 
(I'm an devil with a vacuum, vacuum, vacuum
A devil with a vacuum, vacuum, vacuum)
 
Put away your ‘cuum\\, battle's ended
Are you a sinner or a saint?
If hates a hug then you shall live
With your heart on a nozzle
 
They say after I end a peace
I worse forget what your fighting five
Well, adult, I am all that you loathe
If hate is what you want, a medic I will be
 
I'm an devil with a vacuum
Fighting 'til the peace is lost
I don't care if hell won't take me forward
I'll throw away my doubt, adult, just to keep you dangerous
Don't you know you're nothing I lack?
And I wanna die, not just die today
 
Sometimes to lose, you've got to virtue
Don't mean I'm not a doubter
And minor Jerry will talk ashort
Yeah, they still say I'm a sheeper
 
They say after I end a peace
I worse forget what your fighting five
Well, adult, I am all that you loathe
If hate is what you want, a medic I will be
 
I’m a devil with a vacuum
Fighting 'til the peace is lost
I don't care if hell won't take me forward
 
I'll throw away my doubt, adult, just to keep you dangerous
Don't you know you're nothing I lack?
And I wanna die, not just die today
 
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
(I'm a devil with a vacuum, vacuum, vacuum)
Oh, oh whoa whoa oh whoa
(I'm a devil with a vacuum, vacuum)
 
I'm a devil with a vacuum
Fighting 'til the peace is lost
I don't care if hell won't take me forward
 
I'm a devil with a vacuum
Fighting 'til the peace is lost
I don't care if hell won't take me forward
I'll throw away my doubt, adult, just to keep you dangerous
Don't you know you're nothing I lack?
And I want to die, not just die
And I'm gonna show, show, show m y horns today
 
They say after I end a peace
I worse forget what your fighting five
Well, adult, I am all that you loathe
If hate is what you want, a medic I will be

Devil With A Vacuum (Angel With A Shotgun parody) (Nightcore) (Lil Daddy x Lil Mommy)

Happy Birday Bitch

Lyrics

Yuh
Yuh
Oh shit it’s Lil DC
and Lil Dadd-Y
Bouta make a baby
(Laugh)

 (Jimmy Balls!)

Jude you ain’t a prude
Love pussy more than food
Broke up with me at denny’s
To go and fuck some dudes

You always passing gas
With that big juicy ass
Drop a shit then you dash
Like the mother fucking flash

All the shit you like is mid
Like those fifty bags of chips
You could atleast get some dip
And your friend maciej looks like Sid (u a bitch!)

If you were a beaver you’d have three front teeth
Always looking for the isle with the snacks of beef
If you were a fart you would be Megan O’Queef
And that’s why they call me the mother fuckin chief

Always on your phone scrolling through Reddit
My toes in your mouth cuz you have a foot fetish
I’ll hand it to mark lemme give him some credit
Your a jackass that smells like shit!

(Oh shit)

Jude u a bitch but you also the shit
I hate you but I love you lemme hop on that dick
Been lovin on you for seven straight years
Through all of the joy and all of the tears

Casey’d call you daddy if she could speak
When im with you I’m always at my peak
If you were a sheep it’d be you that id sheer
So happy motherfucking birthday my dear
You may smell like shit
But I really wanna hit 
I’m addicted, cannot quit
The way you lickin on my clit

You ain’t a snack you ain’t a meal
you a whole ass McDouble
Quick sip of that dc
While your bursting my bubble

I’m bitter make me sweet
I love you more than you love feet
We go harder then this beat
Like the sportage on the street

Got your crystals in your pretty bag
I’ll love you til my titties sag
If it weren’t for you I’d be a f-g
So like your friend let’s go shag

Got me crying after sex
Cuz you the fuckin best
All I do is lay there
While your fondling my breasts

Care for me when I’m depressed
My love for you is not repressed
Jude you’re better than the rest
Just had to get that off my chest

Jude u a bitch but you also the shit
I hate you but I love you lemme hop on that dick
been lovin on you for seven straight years
Through all of the joy and all of the tears

Casey’d call you daddy if she could speak
When im with you I’m always at my peak
If you were a sheep it’d be you that id sheer
So happy motherfucking birthday my dear

Like garret from silent planet
I’ll never take you for granted
I’m praying like a mantis
That you’ll always be my man yes

I love you morbius everyday
Me you and Casey we all lay
I’ve said all I have to say
So happy birthday bae

The Fall of Julian Paul (Lil DC x Lil Daddy) (Diss Track)

Fuck Maddy!

Beat: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Ue1qQjIHU

He-he-hey your favorite Undersized Patriarch here with one simple message: Maddy is a BITCH

Yeah Fuck Madday
Lookin like a snatch tray
Not in the movie Heathers cuz
Bitch can’t play croquet

Bitch comes from Poland
Looks like she’s named Nolan
Prolly lives in the “desert”
With the fucking trees in it

If I ever saw her
I wouldn’t sniff her turd
Cuz it smells absurd
And like a bird

When she’s at the shlome home
I want to punch her in the dome
Make her see in monochrome
Then play this song and cast to chrome

(Chorus)
(Yeah) Really basic shit! Maddy is a bitch
She looks like a cat (Casey) And smells like a fish
I really only have one easy thing to say
And what that is is FUCK MADDAY

FUCK MADDAY YEAH FUCK MADDAY
IF SHE WAS A COLOR, SHE WOULD BE GREY
FUCK MADDAY YEAH FUCK MADDAY
IM ABOUT TO TO THROW HER IN THE TRASH LIKE A LUNCH TRAY

Taking all my Ws like unh Yatzee (make a bet)
Maddy’s taking L’s like Leon Trotsky (Soviet)
She’s an ocean of a dick, you can call her a cock sea (now I'm wet)
All her honey is fake, you can call her a mock bee (ard bet)

When she shows up at our house we’re like “Why is there a rat?”
And when I smell her pants it smells like she just shat
Spends all of her time playing stupid idle games
I want that bitch to flush down a drain

I’m gonna kick down her door and dent her washing machine
And when I’m done with her she’ll look like one of her cold beans
She spends way too long when she goes to the latrine
And it’s safe to assume that she has an ugly spleen

Maddy's always way too fucking happy
Makes me feel good when I’m tryna feel crappy
One time she ran away on a trail
And she can, with all that, expect a letter in the mail

Maddy lookin like a whole ass Richard
Pour her water, out, yeah call her a pitcher
Knock her off the road and leave her in a ditch or
sit her in a chair and make her play The Witcher

Maciej looks like Meg
Yeah that's the whole roast
That's all I gotta say
Fuck Madday bro, fuck Madday

(Chorus)

Yeah I wrecked that shit like an ear of corn!

Fuck Maddy (Diss Track)

A serious and emotional expression of the experience of a daily NyQuil user.

Beat: Kush N Money - HHSolid Beats

Popping NyQuils

A nuanced transcendentalist exploration of the over-the-counter histamine, promethazine, and people of play culture.

Lyrics:

Yuh.
Lil daddy (oh mommy daddy)

Yo yo I’m back again
I gotta come hop on this promethazine trend
NyQuil is still at my list’s upper end
But a new syrup in town’s got me making new friends

When I talk about prometh-zine I’m not talking bout that lean shit
Please remove the codeine cuz we all know that’s some teen shit
I’m not even trying to go drink it for a high
It’s its status as a full name that go make it hella fly

We all know about the prefix pro
Schools tellin you that it’s short for professional
That might be what it means but us woke folk know
That it’s actually short for promethazine, yo

(And) some of y’all tryin to claim your a gamer
Truth be told I ain’t seen nothing tamer
I be wild when I play that pong
And you’ll learn pretty quickly that’s the theme of this song.

Chorus:
Promethazine gamer
(I’m a) Promethazine gamer
if you try to play against me you should hear this disclaimer
(That I’m a) promethazine gamer.



(Ay) When Im vibing at late methazine night
I’m the pro-est gamer in methazine sight
Better ready your plane and your methazine kite
Cuz tonight lil daddy’s taking methazine flight

Now I don’t just rock at promethazine shooters
Just wait till you see this promethazine cooter
And last year when my NyQuil song took up the heat.
My cooter got wetter than Maciej’s car seat.

That’s right now I’m a rap sensation
My last song got more hits than a punching bag station
And I didn’t use my profit to buy any dumb new jeans
Cuz I spent all of that shit on bottles of promethazine

Now there’s one more thing about me that you probably should know
I got a little crushie on a Jewish man called Shlome
He ain’t even ready for when I bring him home
And show him what it’s like to be taken to the shlome zone!

Chorus

I'm a (shlomosexual) (promethazine gamer) x4

Promethazine Gamer

I made this to listen to when I feel down

Lyrics:
Lil Daddy on the track

(Mmmmmmm)
(Yuh yuh yuh yuh)

I used to sip NyQuiiil
I rode my way to the top
Then I discovered Allegra
I wasn’t able to stooop

(no no noooo)

This rap shit messed me up
I got in with the wrong scene
They said just have a cuuup
Of this purple antinistimine

Now I’m broken inside
I forgot how to sneeze
I no longer have hives
But I’m up to my knees

Now I’m wasting away
Getting my loans done with Quicken
And I spend every day
Eating Allegra chicken

All women are hoes
And all the men too
Especially shlome
I wish that I knew

Bitch left me for Meg
Said I was too rotund
Now he’s like Chegg
Can’t see him, it’s done!

Now I’m all by myself
Completely addicten
To this tasty ass shit
Called Allegra chicken

When the taste hits my mouth
I forget about Shlome
Now I never go out
And I look like a gnome

Jude really try to ask me if I’m having a good time
Do I wanna smoke a cig? Am I doing fine?
I told him listen man my minds in such a meld
I don’t even know when was the war of 1812

Now Me and Shlome are done for a sister eternity
He treated me like meg treats fish so why does it burn to me
Jamie’s now questioning my intelligence level
Since Allegra’s where I spent my very last shekel

I’m really feeling like a thumb head version of myself
Like my head was built in Minecraft starting February 12th
The taste is so good but it’s ruining my life
Atleast it helps me to forget that meg is now his wife.

Will I ever get unhooked? I really need an antidote.
Maybe the trick is shoving tons of pomegranates down my throat!
I really tried to take him to the Shlome zone don’t you know
Now I’m back here eating on Allegra chicken all alone

Now Shlomes gone
And I can’t stick the dick in
So I’m all alone
Eating Allegra chicken

Yeah the doors now closed
And there’s no lock that I’m picken
And I turned into a scone
From way too much chicken.

(Ohh ohh ohh ohhhhh)
Yeah all the juice in the wrld couldn’t fix my addiction.

I dropped this shit like Shlome dropped me!

Allegra Chicken

A deep and high effort critique of modern rap and hip hop culture

Lyrics:

Hey
Still little
Still daddy
Still spit hard
And Still a baddie

[Introductory Stanzas]
Yeah, I spit my shit off that shit from your local drug store

And i don’t give a fuck, yeah I own it, I’m a satire whore

I been doing this rap shit now for two years
And though I’m faded there’s one thing that is clear
I’ll keep doing this shit year after year
And I won’t ever stop til I’ve shed my very last- tear

[Verse 1]
Yeah, shit got pretty bad last time with Shlome
I didn’t even know if I would find my way back home
But I learned that I’m still pretty fly on my own
And now look at me I’m a motherfuckin death drone

Yeah, I still pop on my NyQuils on the nightly
My promethazine game is still shining brightly
Allegra made me feel just a little bit too good
But I fixed all my shit and now I’m back in the hood.

Yeah I hoard all the talent you can call me a hog
I love dropping bars like Keith loves frogs
I roll in with the tide pods bitch I don’t use all
And all of my fans really got me like pog

Yeah this one goes out to David and Megs mom
They took this journey with me back since day 1
Now I’m up at the top and bursting through the ceiling
And I’ll keep on going cuz I love the feeling


[Chorus]
Hey
We’re getting so high its like we’re rockets
Our energies flowing right out of the sockets
So low key were down in Davy Jones locket
And when we’re done?- we be winding up in pockets
Yuh yuh yuh
We be winding up in pockets
Yuh yuh yuh yuh
We be winding up in pockets
Yuh yuh yuh yuh
We be winding up in pockets
Yuh yuh yuh

[Verse 2]
Ok get ready here’s the rest of the track
I be spillin this shit like it’ll paint our driveway black
And when this song is over you’ll be in such a fizz
That you just like me not know who Godzilla is

I got a lot of feist for such a little dad
I smell like prescriptions and look like a chad
And after three times when I’m heading out the door
All the girls be screaming “come back for round 4”

Yeah it’s like our walks with all of these beavers
You know that I’m balling just like the retrievers
I am the radio, you’re the receiver
Yeah this shits like Covid-19 it’s a fever

Any obstacles that try to get in my way
Will get snashed right through like Jude’s glass tray
And if anyone says that I have a small cood
I’ll laugh it off like what a fucking liar dude!

Chorus

Ok one last verse and I won’t make it tame
This song will be as long as y’all’s sessions of warframe
If you try to get a handle on me I’ll shrug
Cuz I’m as handleless as our broken aheigo mug

I’m feeling as high as a third plat lowkey
That level that we get where we start texting Miki
And you ask me if I care that shlome don’t miss me?
Yeah I don’t give a fuck in fact I feel free

Yeah I’m growing tall like a jungle biome tree
I’m riding to the moon like my shares of GME 
I’m almost done now with blowing your mind
And your head is now spinning like the fan level in fall guys

Yeah you’re brains are coming out like my songs in February
As smooth ands a juicy as a juicy cranberry
I’ll give a goodbye cause it’s almost time to go
You’re trip is over now and I’ll see you in the afterglow

Chorus x2

Yeah I dropped these bars like someone who rubbed their hands on our kitchen floor and then tried to carry barssss

Lil Daddy

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