The gang watches the 1974 Roger Moore-era Bond movie, The Man With The Golden Gun, while drinking Moscow Mules made with Dripping Springs Texas Orange vodka and Bundaberg ginger beer. Kelsey drunkenly tries to get a surprise guest on the podcast, Joel claims to have five nipples, and Zak insists that Alejandro Jodorowsky would have tripled the number of midgets in the film.

Ep9: Dripping Springs Vodka/The Man With The Golden Gun

The kids are joined by their first scheduled guest, the always-charming Christian Benavides, to share some fancy tequila and the 1999 Stanley Kubrick film, Eyes Wide Shut. Kelsey tries and fails to fall asleep, Zak throws a gallon of iced tea at the television, and Joel recounts tales of the Great Gatsby-esque parties Christy B threw at his apartment back in college.

Ep10: Fancy Tequila/Eyes Wide Shut

The kids wish you a Happy Halloween by watching the 1994 horror classic(ish) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! Joel's not-so-hidden white girl provides another gross liquor, Kelsey is concerned that a minor character is being emotionally abused by her boyfriend, and Zak is irrationally upset about how many fog machines were used for this movie.

Ep11: Pumpkin Spice Baileys/Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Each week we finish a bottle of liquor we've never tried, before the end of a movie we've never seen, then review both when it's over! Fun for the whole family!

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