Lyrics by Wes Nolan

Oh Donkey had a train
Ran from sacred to profane
On a hundred milky miles of the spine.

His woman had a star
In a dirty mason jar
She hung it from a noose in the tree.

She turned her broken lyre
Into a bridge that caught on fire
And that train fell into the sea.

Well the worms began to cry
When they saw ol Donkey die
At the hand of his voodoo wife.

So they held a midnight mass
And they crawled up in his ass
And they brought that deadass back to life.

Nicest thing I ever seen
Was the mayor of Eugene
As them kids sunk their balls in his head.

He was over 10 feet tall
And he loved that basketball
Till it bricked his back and killt him dead.

Nicest thing I ever heard
Was that triangle bird
When momma called us in to eat.

She hit it with a stick
And it squawked till it was sick
Who knew that meat could sing so sweet.

Well children did you hear
Bout that cruel ol Mr. Sphere
After Donkey once again rode free?

He doffed his gassy hat
Said "Enough of that!"
And he cast Donkey back into the sea.

Now Donkey's train is gone,
Yeah, that train is dead and gone
But her star's still a'hanging from the tree.

And it casts its funny light
On his dancin spine tonight
Donkey dinner with a banjo on my knee.

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