lyrics:
{Verse 1}
I met this guy like a month ago
I got to thinking and I was like 'what the hell'
The only problem is that he's on a screen
But he's the man of my dreams

{Verse 2}
In my head I had it all planned out
A little picket fence and a house
It's stupid
My mind is not grasping that he's on paper

{Chorus 1}
I guess I'll just
Hold my breath and count to ten
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

{Chorus 2}
I'm way too old to play pretend
But still I always fall for fictional men
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

{Verse 3}
The actor's cute, but he's like 33
I guess that's only ten years old than me
Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
To be completely honest 2020's killing me

{Verse 4}
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
Admit it, you've been alone for like six months
But he's not real, face the facts
This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act

{Chorus 1}
Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
Hold my breath and count to ten
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

{Chorus 2}
I'm way too old to play pretend
But still I always fall for fictional men
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

{Chorus 1}
Hold my breath and count to ten
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

{Chorus 2}
I'm way too old to play pretend
But still I always fall for fictional men
My heart and mind won't seem to align
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐍

Crush Culture by Conan Gray - Nightcore

This is Cavetown & Chloe Moriondo's acoustic cover of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus. This is not mine, all credits go to cavetown & Chloe Moriondo

Credits:

Cavetown (Robbie Skinner):
Bandcamp: https://cavetown.bandcamp.com/
SoundCloud: @cavetown
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/2hR4h1Cao2ueuI7Cx9c7V8
YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpLqtJdfhVv58cPFhRzWJlg
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/cavetown/1251456957

Chloe Moriondo:
Website: https://www.chloemoriondo.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/chloemoriondo
Bandcamp: https://chloemoriondo.bandcamp.com/
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/chloemoriondo
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3P4vW5tzQvmuoNaFQqzy9q
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAONocU936ZbWISBS6vUewg
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/chloe-moriondo/1418610698

Teenage Dirtbag (Acoustic)

Cavetown & Chloe Moriondo - Teenage Dirtbag (Acoustic)

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