Controversial bollocks! A trip into the murky world of New Zealand radio and their censorship policy regarding Michael Jackson! Mostly, however, it's about what if Daft Punk robbed a bank.
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Bollocks Pt. 6

Here's a recording of my set at Strange & Co. on 13th March. It's that rarest of things, a successful mix of improvised and half-written stand-up. It starts a little weird because we had some sound issue at the beginning which, surprisingly, you can't hear. Anyway, I'm very pleased with this set and wish to share it with you all.
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Live Bollocks!

Grape jokes! Disgusting! My penis is like a grape. A story about a playground taunt provokes me into action - albeit, action of a distinctly inactive sort.

Bollocks Pt. 7

A short one. Listen out for the music and just keep going to the end. It may be worth it, it may not.

Bollocks Pt. 8

Here's a belated spiel, going off on one about pickled egg mixups, Bolivia, the loss of my phone and a downward spiral in quality.
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Bollocks Pt. 9

Here's a warm-up spot I did for my mate, Dan Brader. He's touring his excellent show 'The Rotten Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Toxic Tree'. Check out his comedian page below for dates because if you can get to see it, I strongly suggest you do!
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Even More Live Bollocks

Here's a set I did last night at Strange & Co. with a lot of new material. The 'Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman' bit is old as is the bulk of the homophobia bit. However, the homophobia routine, I've been doing for a couple of years now and while but the end bit about wanking is new. It needs a shave but how interesting that after all that time with an anticlimactic ending, a punchline turns up on the hoof. I think it also works quite neatly as a callback because of the earlier bit about intellectual humour. Anyway, that's just my thoughts. Hope you enjoy.
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Strange Bollocks

After such a very long time away, not having space to talk utter shit in private to then be uploaded and aired publicly, here is a new episode of Bollocks. It's mostly complaining about blokes who don't wash their hands. See? Wasn't worth the wait, was it? 
You weren't waiting.

Bollocks Chapter X

A live set at Kensington Fun House. Trying new material and it going really well until I fail right at the end, capping it off with an unintentional mic drop. Warning: features Eric Clapton, Hangman and people who don't use their hands when they ride a bike.

Live Bollocks at KFH

A small crowd but a fun one at Strange and I ended up headlining, which was good fun. Shout outs for alcoholism and cats in toilets, amongst material being worked upon. I'm feeling invigorated about comedy again!

SimonKH