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Episode 343 - The FLAPnight Show, Under New Management

This week we explain Reddit.  It mostly involves porn and scams.  But, to be fair, that's pretty much the entire internet, anyway.

Episode 344 - Reddit, Damn Near Killed It!

It's time once again for the greatest FLAPers and aspiring FLAPees to gather at their yearly... gathering, The FLAPfest Tech and Burrito Summit.  This isn't your father's convention, no sir.  This convention, unlike all others, features INNOVATION.  That's right, the business trump card itself.  As long as we are innovating no one can touch us, which means they can't legally throw us out of this cemetery.

Episode 345 - FLAPfest Tech and Burrito Summit '24

Sure, titles are great.  We all love titles, no one's arguing that point.  But as wonderful as they obviously all are, I think it's pretty clear that subtitles are actually where it's at.  Now, before you have me pulled apart by wild horses, let me explain myself.  Titles give you the big picture, but SUBtitles cut right to the fucking bone.  "The Fast and the Furious" lets you know about the speed and anger of the characters, yes, but if your brain and/or balls didn't light up when they saw the words "Tokyo Drift", then you need to go to one of those brain/ball doctors posthaste.  Post.  Haste.

Episode 346 - The Subtitle Says It All

I wanted to call this episode "Climbing the Mortal Kombat Ladder of Grandmas", but even I thought that was too obscure for an episode title.  ME.  The guy who brought you such episode titles as "It's All in the Hat", "There's No Saws Like Chainsaws", and "It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's The Prime Minister of Italy!"  I have no idea what any of those episodes are about.  But this was too much even for me, folks.  Anyway, this episode is about home remedies.

Episode 347 - Just Put a Household Substance on Whatever Hurts

We've done lots of episodes where, either directly or indirectly, we make fun of stupid corporate bullshit.  Never before, however, have we focused on what is probably the worst thing that corporate bullshit creates:  Stupid, insufferable names for things.  Well, we're testing the limits of the word "insufferable" this week, because this episode is all about those kinds of names.  Plug your ears if you know what's good for you.

Episode 348 - Do Not Listen If You Hate Stupidly-Named Things

I say let 'em.  They've broken enough bones and sustained enough concussions to have more life experience than the rest of us put together.  Who better to write a movie than stuntmen?  And as long as they're writing it, they might as well direct it.  It's basically just yelling "Action!" into a megaphone, right?  How hard could it be?

Episode 349 - Stuntmen Can Write and Direct Movies, Right?

We're doing something brand new this week:  One by one, we're going to go through all of the biggest sports topics of the day, and we're going to argue about them.  This is a completely unprecedented format, so it will not in any way resemble anything you've ever seen before.  It doesn't seem like a very good idea, though, so I doubt it'll catch on elsewhere.

Episode 350 - Bringing Parliamentary Debate to the World of Sports

With the Nazis occupying your hometown, you probably feel powerless in the face of their brutal repression.  However, you might be surprised to learn just how much can be accomplished with what you have lying around the house.  Seriously, you're going to be extremely surprised.

Episode 351 - Moths:  Annoying Pests or Deadly Tool of Sabotage?

Chronovoyaging, also known in some circles as "time travel" is not all it's cracked up to be.  It's mostly because of the smell.  There are other reasons, but honestly, the smell is enough.

Episode 352 - Chronovoyage?  No Thanks

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Episode 345 - FLAPfest Tech and Burrito Summit '24

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