Welcome to us, we are Lauren and Tristan. We are friends, pals, compadres who for some reason think we're funny. Listen, possibly enjoy, and tell us what you want us to talk about. 

We are Polished Turds
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Polished Turd Podcast Pilot

Lauren and Tristan discuss holidays right after thanksgiving. What's your favorite holiday? Can you relate to family arguments? 

Listen to us ramble about our favorite parts and the weird way Tristan celebrates Christmas.

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You Open Presents Christmas Eve....WHO DOES THAT!!?(Episode 02)

Lauren and Tristan talk about what makes a man, celebrity crushes and more...

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Mufasa Zaddy, Beards Make A Man, Celebrity Crushes? Episode 03

Tristan and Lauren talk about bathroom cleanliness. How gross men are and how girls have couches in bathrooms. 
Wait do you make a noise when someone knocks on your stall?

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Bathroom Cleanliness, Girls Have Couches? Episode 04

This episode Lauren and Tristan discuss 2018 events, at least what they found to be the highlights.
From movies to rekindling friendships Lauren and Tristan are ready to leave 2018 behind and begin 2019

2018 Recap, Movie Takes, Lauren And The BF Episode 05

Lauren and Tristan talk about parenting, people, getting back into podcasting. 
Coronavirus by non-educated people and Tristan admits, Lauren is right.
SPOILER!!! For A Silent Voice
Tristan gets angry and...let’s talk about it?
Everything else is random and really consists of two friends catching up

Lauren&Tristan Talk About Parenting, People, and 2020 EP 06

Welcome to the Polished Turd Podcast, hosted by Lauren and Tristan. Two friends that have topics to talk about and tangents to keep them from finishing any stories. Join us in listening to Lauren's wisdom and humor while getting through Tristan's idiocy and laughter.

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