Independent Counsel Ken Starr is a Loser, and the Clinton administration wants him to know it.

Also applies to our current President.

Monica! the Musical

Loser

Bill and Monica part for the very last time.

Before There Was You

Early work of composer Adam Blau. Will hopefully live its next life as an 18 minute Phish jam.

                              

I Want To Eat My Car

Mom Plays The Twin Peaks Theme On The Piano

Monica! The Musical was good, but nothing has ever been as catchy as Christine singing the jingle for the (now closed) amusement park Geauga Lake.

Geauga Lake commercial

"Yes or No" from Monica The Musical

CAN I GET YOU A DRINK, CAN I GET YOU A TOWEL?
YES...OR NO?
DID YOU PERFORM THOSE DIRTY DEEDS
THAT INSPIRED MY HAUGHTY SCOWL?
YES...OR NO?
HAVE YOU DROPPED TO YOUR KNEES FOR PRESIDENTS
RONALD, JACK, AND BEN
AND PRETENDED EVERY TIME,
“WHOOPS, I MUST HAVE DROPPED A PEN.”
HAVE YOU SKIPPED TO YOUR LOO WITH TIPPECANOE?
YES...OR NO?
DID YOU THINK THAT AT CAMP DAVID YOU WOULD ELOPE?
YES...OR NO?
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK OR A SMALL HOTEL SOAP?
YES...OR NO?
WITHOUT GULPS OF BILL'S MANHOOD
DID YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD STARVE?
WHEN HE SAID, "HON, GET DOWN THERE"
DID YOU SAY, "THAT'D BE MARV!"
DID YOU GET IN THE PANT OF ULYSSES S. GRANT? YES...OR NO?
ALL PRESIDENTS KEPT BITS ON THE SIDE
IT'S ALMOST DOWNRIGHT GHOULY
BUT NEVER QUITE SO BRAZENLY
OR WITH HATRED OF YOURS TRULY
WHEN I THINK OF THE STATE OUR COUNTRY IS IN
IT FILLS MY THROAT WITH MUCK
BUT IT ISN'T AS FILLED AS YOUR THROAT DEAR
AFT A PRESIDENTIAL SUCK
BUT NOW WE'LL ALL HEAR YOU TRY TO MAKE IT ALL CLEAR
WHEN YOU TELL IT TO THE JUDGE
THOUGH A CERTAIN BIG MESS ON A CERTAIN BLUE DRESS
TELLS THE STORY IN A SMUDGE
IN YOUR THROAT IS A LUMP, AND YOUR SIZABLE RUMP
MAKES YOU SEEM UNTOUCHABLE, BUT THEN
GROVER CLEVELAND GOT SOME FROM AN ARMLESS WOMAN
CHESTER ARTHUR DATED MEN!
OR NO! OR NO!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT POWER YOU'VE ABUSED?
DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE HIS'TRY'S BIGGEST FLOOZE?
DID YOU USE FOR A RAFT MR. W. TAFT?
YES...OR NO?
SO OUT WITH IT NOW YOU VIRULENT COW
YES...OR NO?
SHALL I ORDER ROOM SERVICE SOME CHICKEN KUNG POW
YES...OR NO?
'TWEEN THE CHOCOLATES, THE PILLS, AND THE PRIVATES OF BILL'S
DON'T MAKE THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOUR LIPS HAVE BEEN
STILLED
DID YOU DIG THE ALLURIN' OF MARTIN VAN BUREN?
DID HE MAKE YOU FEEL THINLY, THAT WILLIAM MCKINLEY?
DID YOU NOT MAKE IT HARDER FOR HARDING AND CARTER?
DO YOU LOVE THE MAN STILL, THIS PRESIDENT BILL
YES...OR NO?

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