Jus a chill relaxed FIVE STAR man looking to have a good time and hopefully meet my future wife! Make sure to give me a 5 star rating, you wouldn’t want to be moron so of course you will!

For our date we shall dine at an establishment which serves one of the following options:
-Rumham
-Grilled Charlie
-Milksteak w/ jellybeans (on the side)
-Boiled Denim w/o rivets
-Egg

To drink I prefer Invigaron on the rocks and a large glass of lukewarm milk on the side.

Please note: REGARDLESS of circulating rumors, I have NOT recently tested positive for Donkey-brains, my mommy had me tested and now I have a certificate clearing me of said donkey brains!
Do you have such certificate? HOW DO I KNOW YOURE NOT A DONKEY-BRAINED MAN?!

Looking forward to meeting you! Swipe right and rate me 5 stars. 
I’m a 5 star man!

humpbackWhaleboy