Halloween

A Christmas Carol

Star Wars IV: A New Hope

Raiders of the Lost Ark

September starts with a bang...the bang of a rifle. Based off of the Tsavo lions, the boys explore this 90s movie that is led by two of the biggest actors from the time period.

The Ghost And The Darkness

This week's offering takes us back to 1986 when the FIRST Transformers movie was released. No, we're not talking about Micheal Bay's classic. We're talking about the one with Orsen Wells. Sit down and take a listen to this beauty. It's worth the listen.

Transformers The Movie

It's Independence Day weekend and what better way to celebrate Americana than reviewing a bullshit movie that half of Americans think contains actual science. We're talking about that shithole NYC freezing over in Roland Emmerich's pile of shit The Day After Tomorrow

The Day After Tomorrow

We continue Shocktober with our review of ELVIRA - a classic 80s cult classic

Elvira - Mistress of the Dark

The boys move into February with a two-week look at some RomComs, leading up to valentine's day. We start out with the dynamic duo of Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson in How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days

Jennifer Lopez. What can we say? Nobody embodies the Valentine's Day Spirit like big booty Lopez herself, and we review this turd burger of a movie FOR YOU

Maid In Manhattan

It's ACTION MOVIE MARCH. Of course, we continue our celebration of Steven Seagal's library with a look at this - CLOCKING IN AT ONE HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES - gem of a Seagal movie.

Kill Switch

We're back with another fun-filled Apathetic April that features good old 80's sword and sorcery movies. Here we are with the famous sequel of Conan the Barbarian that nearly isn't as good.

Conan the Destroyer

Conan is back! Arnold is back! We have an action-packed ONE AND A HALF HOUR episode for you brought to you by TheDuckpin.com

Conan The Barbarian

SCI-FI marches along with Dredd this week. Dredd features a different take on Judge Dredd from its 90s adaptation and will not let you down.

Dredd

Sci-Fi July rolls along with our next two movies being set in the dystopian future. First one up - Strange Days, starring Fiennes, Bassett, and Lewis. A movie about a future filled with addiction to virtual reality/memories, narcissism, riots, and, well, our future.

Strange Days

Sci-Fi July concludes with a movie that caused quite the stir with the crew - Dark City. It's part noir, part dystopian, but all sci-fi.

Dark City

Per some dude on IMBD - As crime runs rampant in the United States, the hard-as-nails LAPD Lieutenant, Marion "Cobra" Cobretti, is the only cure for the crime-infested urban jungle of Los Angeles. In the meantime, a string of seemingly unconnected and unmotivated random assaults on civilians will soon drag the hardened officer into a violent war against the psychopaths of the secret org named "The New World". With the criminal society's sole purpose to weed out the weak, Cobra will escort an important witness--the young model, Ingrid--out of town to protect her; however, the movement's delusional killers will stop at nothing to track her down. Now, the only one who stands in their way is the oneman-army Lieutenant. Are they prepared for Cobra's nasty bite?

Ugh, this movie isn't very good.

Cobra

Well, we finally get to discuss Rocky II after our bout of verbal diarrhea last episode. Enjoy

Rocky 2 - Part 2

Black History Movie Month concludes with our talks about religion, race, Griff's experience with being a high school drama geek, and Jimmy's inability to read scripture.

Blazing Saddles

Action Movie March serves up a turd sandwich as we explore a "steven seagal" movie that doesn't really involve Steven Seagal.

The Asian Connection

We interrupt our generally scheduled programming for Action Movie March to review a kid's movie, a movie that was released back in 2018 with JB and his daughter, we're talking about Mary Poppins Returns

Mary Poppins Returns

Joe Biden sucks. Action movie march continues

The Perfect Weapon

It's our annual Wrestlemania weekend show, and, of course, we cover someone who is in AEW

Money Plane

It's 420 and Action Movie April. And since it's 420, we're looking at a Seagal movie with Rob Van Dam

Sniper: Special Ops

Action Movie April comes to a close as does our celebration of Steven Seagal's fantastic library of "featuring" movies. This one is a doozy as it features a movie poster with a Steven Seagal face superimposed into it.

Cartels

Due to vacation this previously recorded episode is now being released. Tom and Jim (maybe Griff) will be back next week with our usual chicanery.

Jimmy and Tom talk Disney World

It's MASSIVE MOVIE MAY and since we've been on a Disney kick, what better movie to look at than one of Disney's highest grossing summer blockbuster series - we're talking Pirates of the Caribbean

Pirates of the Carbibbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Tom and Jimmy return to study and Massive Movie May as they look at Pirates of the Caribbean's sequel: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Jimmy and Tom are back from another summer hiatus (next few weeks will be rough) but we reviewed a very recent movie to the Netflix catalog, a movie heralded as the "next Jaws.'

Bad news. This movie sucks.

Under Paris

The boys are back in town after a month off and diving right into the 1980's classic, Three Amigos. They also talk about their vacations and #Paris2024

Three Amigos

The boys are winding down summer with a look at the Sword and Sorcery underappreciated movie known as Excalibur

Excalibur

We're back with another edition of JB's Drive-In Podcast. Today we start our look at John Carpenter's Halloween. We're going to look at what inspired Carpenter to direct/write Halloween, if Jamie Lee Curtis was the first choice, the constraints of a tight budget, and the genesis of one of movie's notorious killers--Michael.

Halloween Part 1 - "Black eyes, the Devil's eyes"

It's Part 2 of John Carpenter's Halloween. This one is a winner as we take apart Michael Myers and his killing streak. Make sure to listen to Paul's 10-minute history of Halloween's sequels.

Halloween Part 2 - "Was that the Boogeyman?"

George C. Scott stars in perhaps the best A Christmas Carol to date. The 1984 classic stays true to Dickens's source material, but PC Paul and Jimmy still find enough to complain about, including another movie with a stellar song.

A Christmas Carol Part 1 - "Humbug"

A Christmas Carol resumes with Scrooge's journey with the three different ghosts and a drunk Fezziwig. Will Scrooge learn to redeem himself? Or will he simply continue his miserly ways. Find out and join us for A Christmas Carol.

A Christmas Carol Part 2 - "God Bless Us, Everyone."

Titanic Part 2. We follow up Titanic Part 1 with the remainder of the movie, including Paul talking about the Chicago Bears devastating loss in the NFL Playoffs, more Crypt Keeper jokes, the femininity of Leonardo DiCaprio, and reveal our next movie....Black Panther

Titanic Part 2 - "I'm Flying, Jack"

This is it, our 10th episode and we are reviewing one of the best movie franchise of all time - Star Wars. There's nothing quite like the original. Of course, we might veer off course from time to time but we explore George Lucas's reason for Star Wars, the backstage mishaps, etc. It's really our best episode yet.

Star Wars Part 1 - "I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing"

We're back with part two of our review of Star Wars IV: A New Hope. Hope you enjoy the in-depth analysis we give on one of America's favorite movies that isn't Black Panther. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Star Wars Part 2 - "I Love Lando"

We welcome special guest Mr. Scott Shaffer of Shaffer Strategies, LLC (an independent strategic group dedicated to strategy)as we review one to the greatest movies of all time - Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (better than any Star Wars). Listen as Paul continues his verbal assault not only against Jimmy but against Scott. We also provide an in-depth review of Raiders' genesis.

Raiders of the Lost Ark Part 1 - "An army that carries the ark before it is invincible."

We're back with part 2 of our review of Raiders of the Lost Ark with special guest Scott Shaffer of Shaffer Massage & Hair Care, Inc. We delve deeper into Raiders of the Lost Ark and go off on several different tangents that have nothing to do with the movie. Enjoy!

Raiders of the Lost Ark Part 2 - "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Jimmy's review of Season 8 Episode 4 The Last of the Starks

Game Of Thrones The Last of the Starks

Young hearts beat fast, kids. It's part 2 of our review of the 1984 classic Karate Kid.

Karate Kid Part 2

It's our annual Christmas movie review as we return to our hero from the 80's and 90's - AHNOLD. Join us as hilarity ensues in this Christmas "classic" and universally panned comedy - Jingle All the Way

Jingle All The Way Part One - "Put down the cookie"

Merry Christmas! Here's our gift to you, Jingle All The Way Part 2.

Jingle All The Way Part 2 - "I hate this Turbo Man doll"

Week 2 of Coming to America features the actual movie review. Join Paul and Jimmy as they explore Eddie Murphy's classic movie.

Coming To America Part 2 - "Your royal penis is clean"

You couldn't ask for a worse rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol than Patrick Stewart's steaming pile from 1999. You want to watch a good version? Watch the 1984 version. Want to get to sleep but you can't? Watch this version.

Christmas Carol 1999 - Part 1

We review classic movies from the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

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