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DUCKS Cream Cheese

Music by Nic Gaumond, Philippe Macnab-Séguin
Vocals: Emilie Samson, Chris Hemmings
Mix: Will Owen Bennett
Master: Isaiah Prather
Artwork: Patrick Gaumond

Love Me Or I'll Bleed Your Mind

Music by Nic Gaumond, Philippe Macnab-Séguin
Vocals: Chris Hemmings, Emilie Samson
Flute: Tariq Amery
Mix: Will Owen Bennett
Master: Isaiah Prather
Artwork: Patrick Gaumond

Pixelated

Music by Nic Gaumond, Philippe Macnab-Séguin
Vocals: Emilie Samson
Violins: Jeanne Côté
Cello: Audréanne Fillion
Violins recorded by Priam David
Cello recorded by George Doxas
Mix: Will Owen Bennett
Master: Isaiah Prather
Artwork: Patrick Gaumond

I'll Keep The Doves

In the night 
Shadows cross
Pushing heavy carts
Seeking light to balance loss
The key to their own heart

As they swoon below the moon
A feeling starts to creep
Crying eyes betray the prize
But for when you sleep

For may nights
A seamstress works
Mending broken seams
When wrong is right
The breaking lurks
She leaves him for his dreams

As you’ve been so you’ll be
Left alone to weep
For I’m with you you’re without me
But for when you sleep

Sure as the wind blows
Clutching at scars so old
You must find a place to sleep

Just as the heart knows
Deep in a shadows soul
You will find a place to sleep

Sure as the wind blows
Just as your heart knows
When you sleep you know you’re not alone

Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight

When you sleep you know you’re not alone

Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
Goodnight
But he wakes up

And now he’s learned 
That sunshine brings
The need for pouring rain

And now he knows 
When songbirds sing
That life is not in vain

But he wakes up
And all the songs 
Are meant for someone else
For he found love
He found love
But only in his dreams
Will he wake again?

Vocals: Emilie Samson
Saxes: Hugo Leclerc
Bass: Seàn Frost
Drums: William Mapp
Music/Production: Nic Gaumond, Philippe Macnab-Séguin
Mixing: Will Owen Bennett
Mastering: Isaiah Prather
Artwork: Patrick Gaumond

But For When You Sleep

Broken Mirrors

I’m not the man I used to be
I’ve seen it all we’ve passed the peak
But we exist in total bliss
Sing it Napoleon

Josephine
I can tell you with great ease
How your odour of blue cheese
Brings me to my knees

Josephine
I do think it’s fantastic
That your breasts are not plastic
Au contraire they’re elastic

Cellulite’s no cause for fright
This texture is astounding
Menopause it breaks no laws
My desire is compounding

Josie
I can see you are trying
To find out if I’m lying
But I swear that I do crave these facets
Please believe
That I love you Jospehine

Napoleon
There’s no cause for dejection
I prefer weak erections
Our love should not be hard

Oh Popo
We all know your libido
Is no match for your ego
Which does not fade with old age

Golden age is no cause for rage
At least you get a discount
Bald spots and muffin tops
Will never make me dismount

Napoleon 
I can see you are doubting
All these claims I am spouting
But I swear I mean it when I say that I love you

Yoohoo
Who me?
No them

Hey you
Watching us through the window
We know which way the wind blows
You were just born this way

Weirdo
Hiding will make you insane
There’s no reason to feel shame
We don’t choose what makes your freaky leaky
Join the fun
Join the fun
Join the fun
Join the fun
Do not run
Join the fun
Come undone
With me and Napoleon
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Vox - Emilie Samson
Vox Chris Hemmings
Clarinet - Hugo Leclerc
Trombone, Tuba - Christopher Smith
Drums - William Mapp
Mixing -  Will Owen-Bennett
Mastering - Isaiah Prather
Artwork - Patrick Gaumond

Napoleon and Josephine

Greetings From The Hole is for listeners with an exploratory attitude towards music and who enjoy the thrill of discovering new stylistic chimeras. 

We are Nic and Phil and we irreverently throw caution (and our formal training) to the wind, combining the genre-bending tendencies of Mr Bungle and the raw production style of Death Grips.

Greetings From The Hole

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