Dan Wong nearly died recording this episode! And it is not from terrorism nor the love squad! But rather the nefarious act of Hua Ge from the Nasi Lemak telegram group. We also discuss what nurses should wear in light of the tudung controversy, ISD to the rescue with the arrest of terrorist kid 2.0, and Jon's favourite topic, PMD riders.

Ep79 Terrorism 2.0, Nurses With Tudung And Nasi Lemak Sex Group

Putting Generals in charge of private sector industries they have no knowledge about has proven to be a fantastic idea! Now that the government has taken control of SPH, what is next for our boy wonder Ng Yat Chung? Perhaps Prime Minister someday?

LongKangBonus Ep14 The secret plan for Ng Yat Chung to be 5G Prime Minister

Ethnic Integration Policy or EIP is back in the news! This time due to the lowering of flat prices due to race. With special guest Lydia, we discuss the pros and cons of EIP and how we feel about it. Will we reach a future where EIP is RIP? or will racial policies be further entrenched in Singapore?

LongKangBonus Ep18 Ethnic Integration Policy and Urban dictionary game time

The sigma male of journalism, Terry Xu, has been sued for defamation and according to our non-litigious and non-pliant judicial system which is totally fair and not biased whatsoever has found him GUILTY! His website, The Online Citizen was also forced to be taken down! What does this mean for the future of journalism in Singapore?Will Terry ever recover from this? Why is there a camel and wtf is Joncat doing?! Find out on this insane episode of the LongKangBonus!

LongKangBonus Ep20 The Lone Wolf of alternative media Terry Xu and cameltoes

LongKangBonus Ep22 Stabilisation and hostage taking

Workers rise up! Only to be beaten down very swiftly by Singapore Riot police! Poor dormitory conditions and maggot-infested food causes workers to demand a better working environment, but basically receive lip service from politicians again. Jolovan Wham gets into trouble again, this time for misquoting Politician extraordinaire K. Shanmugam. POFMA come in guns blazing ready to protect us Singaporeans from not knowing Shanmugam is a great guy. Finally the NOC drama exploded with End-the-silence blogspot post, yes I know very outdated liao, but hey we had to cover it right?

Items corrected since recording: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/pofma-office-instructed-issue-correction-direction-truth-warriors-website-falsehoods-covid-19-vaccines-ivermectin-2265516

Ep90 Workers Rise Up, Jolovan Wham gets POFMA And NOC drama

Defender of the downtrodden M Ravi has made the news round recently, due to his outburst directed at fellow lawyer, People's Voice Lim Tean. The longkang found out this isn't the first time M Ravi has had such outbursts.

LongKangBonus Ep23 The curious outbursts of M Ravi

What kind of special deal did Amos Yee receive? Will he survive prison in the US or in Singapore? Should he preemptively get prison tatts to stand a chance? Raeesah Khan drops a huge bombshell admitting her story about accompanying a sexual assault survivor to a police station was false, what are the implication of this? Dan Wong makes crazy accurate prediction about how WP handled the fallout from this situation without the benefit of hindsight. And finally a happy man on the MRT slapping his one eye snake.

Ep91 Amos Yee special deal, Dan makes eerily accurate prediction about Raeesah Khan, and MRT wanker

We're back from our extended break! We got a lot of catching up to do so let's dive straight in! We got lions breaking out of cages, Prime Minister Lee the second most admired man in SG according to survey, no-fault divorce went through parliament, Titus "Big swinging wangus" on his OnlyFans arrested, and Ralph "Backflipping Rhino Boy" is actually a good boy!

LongKangBonus Ep25 LHL second most admired man in SG and lightning round topics

Want to make a change? Check! Don't have any actual evidence? Check! Willing to spin any amount of bullshit, consequences be damned? DOUBLE CHECK! Singapore opposition politicians Raeesah Khan and Leong Mun Wai are almost certainly cut from the same cloth. Is there any hope for our local politics? *cry face*

Ep93 Singapore Opposition politicians can't substantiate

The end of covid restrictions is nigh! While some measures still persist, life has returned to some level of normalcy.... or have they...? Anngee tells us about weird Japanese porn, Jerry gets accosted on the streets, a brief epilogue to the Henry Zou saga, why some people need to eat shit and die, and of course, Dan's ass mustard.

LongKangBonus Ep28 The end of Covid and other random story time

We invited the ladies from the Why Why Why Show for an amazing crossover! We talk about the chicken shortage, super aphrodisiac coffee to bring you to the moon, weird animal facts, and the dreaded monkey pox! Show some love to the Why Why Why Show!

Ep99 Chicken Shortage, Super Coffee, Animal Facts And Monkey Pox - Crossover with Why Why Why Show

Section 377A is right around the corner to be repealed! Or so we hope... Anti homo forces are out in strength to prevent such a repeal from happening. Shanmugan however, might have solved the problem 6 month ago... Will the Shanumugoons prevail? Or will Singapore forever have the pall of homophobia cast upon it?

PS: Ep100 was our livestream episode, catch us on youtube for that

Ep101 The War of the Closet, nobody really cares about the kids and Shanmugoons

Livestream with Kelly Kimberly Cheong; 540 kicks, Ah Girl go Army and Trans issues
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Kelly Kimberly Cheong is a 28-year-old local actress, martial artist, and Tiktok personality with over 300k followers. She was one of 14 actresses in Jack Neo's latest movie, Ah Girl Go Army. She is also ambassadors of various brands around Singapore. When not acting in a movie, Kelly can be found on Tiktok doing 540-degree spinning kicks and sparring with others.

In this episode, we spoke about her internal experiences as a woman before her transition, the difference between a martial artist and a self-defense instructor, the various shenanigans she has gotten herself into, and how she was thrust unwittingly into an ideological battleground over Jack Neo's creative choice of naming her female character in the movie as "Amanda Man".

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Livestream with Kelly Kimberly Cheong; 540 kicks, Ah Girl go Army and Trans issues

Superior Jonathan sits down with the LongKangKitties to review the latest Singapore-Korea collaborative movie Ajoomma, a slice-of-life misadventure film about a Korean Drama obsessed Singaporean Aunty getting lost in Korea.

Sorry for poor audio quality, we know what has gone wrong and have fixed it, the next latest episode will be fine again,

Livestream with Superior Jonathan Choo Ajoomma movie review

Anngee unleash her rage unto the world with this episode of Longkangkitties. Climate activists are making her museum trips more difficult and less convenient. Anti Hogwarts legacy activist can't even deprive themselves of a video game, and the new wave of tradcon redpill women makes Anngee question her entire life choices in the most ironic way.

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Ep105 Anngee Rages against climate activists, Hogwarts legacy pirates and Tradcon redpill women

Our dear ministers Shanmugam and Vivian are currently embroiled in a bit of public image battle against Kenneth Jayaratnam and other anti-establishment folks! Is it really as bad as it seems, or will it turn into a nothingburger? As the second episode in the history of the LongKang to not feature Joncat, the others can't help themselves but to ridicule the most handsome man on the face of the planet, tsk tsk..

Ep106 Ridout Road Ridiculous Rancor

Leon Perera is the Aljunied GRC MP for the Workers' Party. Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview Leon about his recent viral reaction and dive into some of the policies recommended in his Parliamentary Speeches for anti-poverty, TFR, climate change and more!

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WP: https://www.wp.sg/

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Livestream Interview With MP Leon Perera

Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview the Singlish professor Dr Gwee Li Sui about poetry and politics.

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Livestream Singlish Professor Gwee Li Sui

The LKK triumphantly returns for a brand new year of comedy and gutter politics! FICA strikes for the first time against naturalised Singaporean who may be importing too much of the CCP. Waswaran laughed at for taking too little bribes, the SimplyGo drama that has unveiled the wacky ways policies are put in placed and other general shenanigans!

Livestream Ep 110 Triumphant Return Of The Kitties, FICA strikes suddenly, Waswaran and SimplyGone

Longkangkitties is back in an actual longkang with actual kitties! Dan Wong is traumatised by the video of Aaron Bushnell, who can't rest in power. Our Asean neighbours being salty af after Taylor Swift makes Singapore her only stop, due to Edwin Tong's power of negotiations, and Ministry of Education can't catch a break, with teachers asked to do more and the recent Israel-Gaza slides catching internet flak.

Ep 111 Burning Bush, Taytay Concerts and Salty Neighbours and MOE Under Siege

Tragedy in Spain as Audrey Fang was found stabbed multiple times, who was the scumbag that did it? DanCat smashing glass ceilings and doors, or was he the one who got smashed? Smugmugam strikes again and delivers hot bars and sick burns to the Economist for their cold take on Singapore Politics. Finally, is it the end of the Line for Neom in Saudi?

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Ep 112 Audrey Fang, Smugmugam vs The Economist, End Of The Line

Amos Yee is back sporting a new botak cut, violating parole once again with possible life in prison or deportation! Either way its back to prison for our dear MAP boy! We got massive oil spills in the south, covering the Singapore shoreline with inky black oil. Finally the Samsui woman saga, a smoking hot prostitute, or a realistic depiction?

Ep113 Amos Yee violates parole, Oil Spill in the south, Samsui woman up in smokes

Livestream from 27th April
Lawrence Wong becomes PM and public calls for greater punishment against guy who committed vehicular homicide

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Livestream Ep114 SG Public Enemy 1, Lawrence Wong Handover

The Singapore football team managed to salvage the dreams of the Chinese team, only to get chastise by our locals for their 'loser behaviour'. Turritopsis Dohrnii Teo En Ming somehow manages to appear in White House FOIA document in spectacular lolcow-ery.

Ep115 Teo En Ming in White house FOIA plus Hassan Sunny and SG loser behaviour football team

The Longkang discussed the cancelled Science Centre Sex talk after public outcry, and Dan Wong needs to supplement his income by farting on cakes

Livestream Ep116 Cancelled Science Centre Talk

Jerry, Dan and Lydia went into a hoarder's house to bring 3 cats out for fostering with basically disastrous results, with Lydia ending up in the hospital. We go deep into Lawrence Wong's National Day speech about additional parental and paternity leave, singles getting priority for BTO under certain circumstances and how the SG Olympic team design is really awful.

Livestream Ep117 Cat Catching Story National Day Speech Olympics Fails

Joncat discuss being hexed by Dan and Anngee's atheism curse voodoo shortly before fatherhood, SMRT derailment being reported as power fault initially before SCMP had to correct the record, Iswaran's trial fizzle out like flaccid balloon, and hypothetical to determine your political leaning once and for all.

Ep118 Joncat enters Fatherhood, SMRT derailment, Iswaran and space commies faecists

Singapore's favourite couple in the news again! Who is Richard Ng and why does Anngee keep repeating his name? Is he the most interesting man in the world? Dan Wong is very upset that you are not empathetic enough about exploding pagers in Lebanon and we in the Longkang would like to know, if you had foreign interference money, how would you destablise Singapore?

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Ep119 The most romantic couple and pager goes boom in Lebanon

In typical LKK fashion, we publish our 2024 recap in the March of 2025, after recording in Dec 2024. We go through the full year listing out all the sometimes terrible, occasionally good things that has happened. By the way, the artwork spells 2024 in the shape of the cohosts avatar, don't worry nobody else could read it too.

Ep120 The year of our Lord 2024 recap

Typical of the Longkangkitties to post their 2024 recap in March of 2025 after recording in Dec 2024. We go through the good, the bad, and the ridiculous happenings of last year. The artwork spells 2024 by the way, in our contorted bodies, don't worry nobody else could read it either...

Ep120 The year of our Lord 2024 Recap episode

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