One man assembly army! Singapore is RUINED! How can the state compete with such aggression? Two important questions for our audience in this episode; Is Dan Wong right? Was the sign empty and photoshopped in later? And where is the dick artwork?! Well for obvious reasons we can't draw dicks, we don't have the constitution for such controversy!

LongKangBonus Ep10 Don't hold signs with smiley faces on it

So much for the East Coast plan! Or was the stepping down part of it all along? Heng Swee Keat comes out of nowhere with the steel chair of quitting, and the PAP is down for the count! Who will tag-team into the ring now? In this episode, we discuss the possible candidates with some surprising picks!

LongKangBonus Ep12 Succession not successful, who is next on the ticket?

Ho Ching steps down from Temasek, only to get back in Temasek! Well, got slight difference, but hey we wish the First lady all the best! PSLE math exams question gets everyone riled up. And finally future Prime Minister Lawrence "Its just a flu bro" Wong really raises everyone's heckling with his press release.

Ep89 Ho Change of CEO, PSLE Math madness, and its just a flu bro mixed messaging

The start of the Johnny and Amber defamation trial, what is up with that? Sex predators might be staying in jail longer than expected, but is that really a good thing? Breast, thigh, or personality? Joncat's answer might not surprise you. And finally, the youth that split the nation, Jonathan Neo, and why he didn't really split the nation because nobody likes him.

Ep97 Amber Turd, more sex predators, and Jonathan Neo the singing Christian man

This week, we have the ladies from the Why Why Why Show Jin An and Elisa! We got a few weird search terms that we wanted to cover. Why are people faking mental illness on TikTok? What is erotic corpulence? How did Reddit get started? And finally, where on earth is your grandma and boomer aunty getting all these good morning messages from?

LongKangBonus Ep29 The Why Why Why Show crossover

Section 377A is right around the corner to be repealed! Or so we hope... Anti homo forces are out in strength to prevent such a repeal from happening. Shanmugan however, might have solved the problem 6 month ago... Will the Shanumugoons prevail? Or will Singapore forever have the pall of homophobia cast upon it?

PS: Ep100 was our livestream episode, catch us on youtube for that

Ep101 The War of the Closet, nobody really cares about the kids and Shanmugoons

Mohamed Imran Mohamed Taib is the director of the Dialogue Centre focusing on conversations about diversity and inclusion and a founding member of Centre for Interfaith Understanding (CIFU) an inclusive interfaith organisation. He was previously working in government service for 19 years and was a former associate research fellow at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies.

He writes frequently on issues of religion and multiculturalism and has published in local and international news agencies such as Straits Times, Channel News Asia, Today Online and SCMP. He has been a frequent speaker and facilitator on faith and diversity issues and has delivered guest lectures in universities, government agencies, schools, community organisations and MNCs.

In this episode, we discuss the Salman Rushdie attack, religious extremist behaviour, freedom of speech and expression and how we try to navigate it all. 

Find him at: 

CIFU: https://cifu.sg/ 
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Hash Peace: https://www.hashpeace.com/ 
Roses of Peace: https://rosesofpeace.com/ 

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Livestream with Imran; Freedom of speech and Religion

With Vogue no longer in vogue due to presenting non-traditional families, the longkang got together to discuss what even are traditional families and the implication of such an action. 

As with the haphazard rabble that we are, the initial 3 or 4 topics we had prepared were thrown out the window when a WILD Jerry threw a propone gas tank into a firepit and Jon decides to fan the flames, devolving into a spirited debate about gay men adopting kids. 

And finally, the supreme ideology is revealed in a weird but surprisingly straightforward hypothetical.

Ep102 No longer in Vogue, Gay adoption debate and the supreme ideology

Livestream with Kelly Kimberly Cheong; 540 kicks, Ah Girl go Army and Trans issues
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Kelly Kimberly Cheong is a 28-year-old local actress, martial artist, and Tiktok personality with over 300k followers. She was one of 14 actresses in Jack Neo's latest movie, Ah Girl Go Army. She is also ambassadors of various brands around Singapore. When not acting in a movie, Kelly can be found on Tiktok doing 540-degree spinning kicks and sparring with others.

In this episode, we spoke about her internal experiences as a woman before her transition, the difference between a martial artist and a self-defense instructor, the various shenanigans she has gotten herself into, and how she was thrust unwittingly into an ideological battleground over Jack Neo's creative choice of naming her female character in the movie as "Amanda Man".

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelzshinobi
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Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kellykimberlycheong

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Livestream with Kelly Kimberly Cheong; 540 kicks, Ah Girl go Army and Trans issues

Superior Jonathan sits down with the LongKangKitties to review the latest Singapore-Korea collaborative movie Ajoomma, a slice-of-life misadventure film about a Korean Drama obsessed Singaporean Aunty getting lost in Korea.

Sorry for poor audio quality, we know what has gone wrong and have fixed it, the next latest episode will be fine again,

Livestream with Superior Jonathan Choo Ajoomma movie review

In this very special Crossover Live show with Danny, and Elisa from the Why Why Why show, we put together a live performance down at the Asia Podcast festival on the 4th Dec 2022.

Why are there so many vending machines in Japan? Why is Somerset called Somerset in Singapore? Who is the most litigious man on Earth? And of course, what is Alice in Wonderland syndrome and why you might actually have it.

Credit to;
Asia Podcast festival
Why Why Why Show
Danny
Natalie and Gary for joining us at the live show

Asia Podcast Festival Live show Why Why Why crossover with LKK

Join the Longkang Kitties as we discuss Singapore Budget 2023 with special guest Reggie from The Financial Coconut.

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Livestream with Chief Financial Coconut Reggie about Budget 2023

Michelle Yeoh just won the Oscars! While White people rejoice in their latest diversity quota, some are questioning, is this really the pinnacle of acting achievements? Meanwhile, we discuss the merits of raceswapping in popular media and stories.

Ep104 The HUUUHITEST of Hollywood everywhere all at once

Episode recorded in end June

Presidential election fervour is reaching fever pitch, here in the longkang, we discuss whether George's presidential dreams is Goh or no Goh. Andrew Tate was released to house arrest, only to be summoned and arraigned in court again, what will be his fate? And finally, the Titangate scandal, why is everyone in an uproar over a few deceased rich people, and what we can do to stop caring.

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Ep107 Goh or no Goh for presidential elections

Just like Russia's "Special Military Operation" isn't a real war, our very own "inappropriate exchanges" in the recent Singapore political drama surely aren't a scandalous affair! Welcome to LKK's omega 3 hours long livestream where we covered a myriad of topics such as the conclusion to the Ridout road saga, the various inappropriate exchanges within the ruling and opposition parties, and the reactions of netizens during this period of time.

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Livestream Singapore Political Implosion Stream

Join the Longkang Kitties as we interview the Singlish professor Dr Gwee Li Sui about poetry and politics.

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Livestream Singlish Professor Gwee Li Sui

Dan Wong discovers he can no longer be a Marvel Avenger superhero, Henry made it to WakeUpSingapore instagram page, SG Opposition Facebook page is a steaming pile of racist crap and Dan Wong attempts to be a Zoomer.

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Ep108 Henry Zhou spotted, SG Opposition and Dan Wong Discover Doja Cat

The kitties pool their collective room temperature IQ to give their takes on the Israel Palestine conflict. Bank services around SG disrupted 2.5 million payments, but seems to only receive a slap on the wrist. Flash coffee winding up, a Naise 2.0?

Ep109 Israel & Palestine, Flash Kopi and Bank services outage

The LKK triumphantly returns for a brand new year of comedy and gutter politics! FICA strikes for the first time against naturalised Singaporean who may be importing too much of the CCP. Waswaran laughed at for taking too little bribes, the SimplyGo drama that has unveiled the wacky ways policies are put in placed and other general shenanigans!

Livestream Ep 110 Triumphant Return Of The Kitties, FICA strikes suddenly, Waswaran and SimplyGone

Longkangkitties is back in an actual longkang with actual kitties! Dan Wong is traumatised by the video of Aaron Bushnell, who can't rest in power. Our Asean neighbours being salty af after Taylor Swift makes Singapore her only stop, due to Edwin Tong's power of negotiations, and Ministry of Education can't catch a break, with teachers asked to do more and the recent Israel-Gaza slides catching internet flak.

Ep 111 Burning Bush, Taytay Concerts and Salty Neighbours and MOE Under Siege

Tragedy in Spain as Audrey Fang was found stabbed multiple times, who was the scumbag that did it? DanCat smashing glass ceilings and doors, or was he the one who got smashed? Smugmugam strikes again and delivers hot bars and sick burns to the Economist for their cold take on Singapore Politics. Finally, is it the end of the Line for Neom in Saudi?

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Ep 112 Audrey Fang, Smugmugam vs The Economist, End Of The Line

Amos Yee is back sporting a new botak cut, violating parole once again with possible life in prison or deportation! Either way its back to prison for our dear MAP boy! We got massive oil spills in the south, covering the Singapore shoreline with inky black oil. Finally the Samsui woman saga, a smoking hot prostitute, or a realistic depiction?

Ep113 Amos Yee violates parole, Oil Spill in the south, Samsui woman up in smokes

Livestream from 27th April
Lawrence Wong becomes PM and public calls for greater punishment against guy who committed vehicular homicide

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Livestream Ep114 SG Public Enemy 1, Lawrence Wong Handover

The Singapore football team managed to salvage the dreams of the Chinese team, only to get chastise by our locals for their 'loser behaviour'. Turritopsis Dohrnii Teo En Ming somehow manages to appear in White House FOIA document in spectacular lolcow-ery.

Ep115 Teo En Ming in White house FOIA plus Hassan Sunny and SG loser behaviour football team

The Longkang discussed the cancelled Science Centre Sex talk after public outcry, and Dan Wong needs to supplement his income by farting on cakes

Livestream Ep116 Cancelled Science Centre Talk

Jerry, Dan and Lydia went into a hoarder's house to bring 3 cats out for fostering with basically disastrous results, with Lydia ending up in the hospital. We go deep into Lawrence Wong's National Day speech about additional parental and paternity leave, singles getting priority for BTO under certain circumstances and how the SG Olympic team design is really awful.

Livestream Ep117 Cat Catching Story National Day Speech Olympics Fails

Joncat discuss being hexed by Dan and Anngee's atheism curse voodoo shortly before fatherhood, SMRT derailment being reported as power fault initially before SCMP had to correct the record, Iswaran's trial fizzle out like flaccid balloon, and hypothetical to determine your political leaning once and for all.

Ep118 Joncat enters Fatherhood, SMRT derailment, Iswaran and space commies faecists

Singapore's favourite couple in the news again! Who is Richard Ng and why does Anngee keep repeating his name? Is he the most interesting man in the world? Dan Wong is very upset that you are not empathetic enough about exploding pagers in Lebanon and we in the Longkang would like to know, if you had foreign interference money, how would you destablise Singapore?

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Ep119 The most romantic couple and pager goes boom in Lebanon

LongKangKitties is a podcast where 3 guys and a gal, who has since gotten to know each other slightly better, get together to talk cock kopitiam style about gutter politics, entertainment news and general tomfoolery. We love to hear from you regarding anything so feel free to comment!

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It seems there are only 2 things certain in life, death, and given enough time somebody will steal your lingerie to sniff it. In this episode, we dive into the ridiculous world of dealing death by government, do we really want the state to have the power to take away a person's life?

In the wacky world of kinks and fetishes, someone got caught with stolen underwear after he published it online. Dan Wong tells us all about his obsession with certain types of brownies. And finally, we answer your magical moment questions, submitted via Instagram. Keep them coming!

Ep 69 Panty of Death to go around

Amos Yee done it again! Somehow getting himself into more trouble. But was what he did real? Or another 7th-dimensional underwater 3D chess grand master troll job to fool us all? The sexual deviancy machine known as NUS churned out another quality product in Jeremy Fernando.  And finally Charles Yeo wants to shoot Jon, totally not joking, but also just in minecraft, for not supporting the minimum wage.

Ep71 Deporting Amos Yee, Fernando sex tornado and Charles Yeo wants to shoot Jon (in minecraft)

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