TF2 sings ________ and TF2 related songs

Pootis Engage EXTREME

OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

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Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

pootis engage // extreme: opening theme

Right Behind You

ALL CREDIT GOES TO SINGING TINY DESK ENGINEER ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@singingtinydeskengineer
Check out his channel, he deserves recognition for this!

I just wanted to upload it because I think it sounds better than the original lmao.

Engineer Sings About Valve Not Making A Major TF2 Update — Singing Tiny Desk Engineer

TF2 Mercs  Tick Tock Joji

they all love to think of each other shirtless!
also im scared when i listen to this now

TICK TOCK by all tf2 mercs (NOT PYRO AND NOT MINE)

TF2 Heavy Sings It Has To Be This Way (AI Cover) (Standing Here, I Realize) (1)

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

Joji - Tick Tock 

But it's just the first 30 seconds looped for 10 minutes. Taken from a YouTube video by Yosh Wav.

https://youtu.be/IrE4r_7esTg

TF2 sings ________ and TF2 related songs

Grim