Fish person robot
Swim trunks and flip flops
It listens to bebop
Dance style: hip hop
Programmed by laptop
Mechanical black heart
Beep-boop non-stop

He serverd his fishy masters
Now he hangs with his friends
Built for war and destruction
But re-programmed to dance

Fish person robot
Swim trunks and flip flops
It listens to bebop
Dance style: hip hop
Programmed by laptop
Mechanical black heart
Beep-boop non-stop

Fish bot android built to scale 
Three fins, two legs, and a tail
Designed with pride to kill a whale
Orca-strated army set sail 

He serverd his fishy masters
Now he hangs with his friends
Built for war and destruction
But re-programmed to dance

Fish bot android built to scale 
Three fins, two legs, and a tail
Designed with pride to kill a whale
Orca-strated army set sail 

Put it all in his past
All the bodies he amassed
Fighting for a stupid flag
All his comrades left in bags
In the war with the crabs
So he learned to breakdance 
And he had his memory wiped clean

He mastered the Mashed Potato
He knows the Carlton  and the twist
He can floss like no other
On land or underwater

FishPersonRobot

how can i know why i'm here 
if i don't know where i came from
please help me to disappear
please be my friend
i need my mom

i could be a pretty girl 
or i could be a naughty boy
i can be a little bitchy
i can bring a lot of joy
i can make you crack a smile
i can make you laugh or cry
i can make you smell a smell so bad
it'll make you want to die
i can kick it in the city
i can kick it in the house
i can kick it in the park
if you want me to play out
i love it on the roundabouts
i love it on the swings
i love it on the slides
and those springy horse things

how can i know why i'm here 
if i don't know where i came from
please help me to disappear
please be my friend
let's find my mom

i was looking for a purpose
i was looking for a cause
i was looking for a question
tothe answers in the stars
i was looking for a reason
to keep going, not to quit
i liked the pain and torture  
more than i like to admit
i was living in the darkness
i was living in the wet
now i'm living out of my car
it's a Citreon BX
human life is basic 
consuming water and bread
you know I drive stick
my car's french I say baguette

how can i know why i'm here 
if i don't know where i came from
please help me to disappear
please be muy friend
let's fly to mom

BX is a UFO
i'll fit the reactor core
time to take off for pluto
4 3 2 1 go

how can i know why i'm here 
if i don't know where i came from
please help me to fly from here
return back home and hug my mom

Far From Home

This song goes out to my deer friends

Santa’s in his summer shack
With his Ray-Bans on and his hair tied back
While Mrs Claus is out by the pool
Just sippin’ margaritas until next Yule

Rudolph with his nose so bright
Sleeping all day, partying all night
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Couldn’t help poor Rudolph overcome addiction

He’s the life of the party
and the death of the fashion industry
Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirt
and Panama hat
Life of the party and the death of the fashion industry
He’s wearing socks and Jesus sandals

You know what they say, “When the boss is away, it’s time to play”

Santa’s in his summer shack
With a fat cigar and a glass of cognac
Life is good when you only work one day a year

Rudolph with his nose so red
Mixing mulled wine and horse pain meds
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Couldn’t help poor Rudolph overcome addiction

Life is good when you only work for one day a year

Gnomezilla