hahahah hey we watched 15 minutes of empire strikes back and then we talked about it for longer than that

StarBites - Empire

StarBites ep 1: "I Hope It's Not Semen"

in which reese and charlie discuss chewbacca's lifeless eyes, the metal dogs, and vader's omegle interests

StarBites ep 2 - Omegle Force Choke

this was recorded in april and is just now getting put up. sorry about that! we analyze the last jedi teaser trailer and speculate wildly on what the hell's going on in this.

Trailers

StarBites special episode! - Obi-wan's Frozen Sperm (The Last Jedi trailer analysis)

it's the third installment of our analysis of the empire strikes back! join us in thinking that george lucas is just super into vore

Starbites - The Empire Strikes Back

StarBites ep 3 - The Vore Strikes Back

We're back with the next chunk of The Empire Strikes Back! In this installment, we talk about space skype, Luke's twink tank top, and do very bad Yoda impressions!

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