S.A.D. white boy, ice cream for breakfast 
And a bathrobe til lunch
Hands on his gut
Like its been punched

Winter comes
Punishing snow, frozen to the core
Minor keys
Open  gloomy door

Here come the pills
Here come the pills
Popping the pills
Feel a little less like a human landfill

Here come the pills
Here come the pills
Popping the pills
Handful of relief jammed in his grill

Why cry? (wah wah wah wah)
So much worse for so many others
Get fries (yum yum yum yum)
And forget your troubles

Why cry? (wah wah wah wah)
So much worse for so many others
Get fries (yum)

S.A.D. white boy
Seasonally affected, ’tis the season
Feelings doctors
Diagnosed the reason

Feeling glum, crippling depression
Go for the gold
Olympics of sorrow
In this household

Here come the pills
Here come the pills
Need a few pills
Starting to feel like it’s going downhill

Go get the pills
Pop the pills
Shower of pills
Looks like they’re gonna need a refill

Why cry? (wah wah wah wah)
So much worse for so many others
Get fries (yum yum yum yum)
And forget your troubles

Why cry? (wah wah wah wah)
So much worse for so many others
Get fries (yum)

S.A.D.

And so it’s Friday
The McMullen’s are throwing a thing
And we’re cordially invited
To bring drinks

Just some grownups 
Knocking them back
Sitting around
Having some laughs

Don’t make me go, baby
Please don’t make me go

I’m not a hater, 
I’m just a mess 
I really just would rather not get dressed
To see a group of people I should impress
I get stressed

Don’t make me go, baby
Please don’t make me go

These days, the couch is where I want to be
Set me free
Let me be me
With a 55” plasma TV
… and maybe some weed

Don’t make me go, baby
Please don’t let me go

A Shy Dad

When your claws are long
But your paws aren not strong
You gotta bear it (grin and bear it)

When your cubs are loud 
And the cave is crowded
Just bear it (grin and bear it)

When your only wish
Is to catch a fish
You gotta bear it (grin and bear it)

You gotta bear it
Grin and bear it with me

When you scratch your back 
With an oakwood stack
Go and bear it (grin and bear it)

When your friend is asking
For a pic-a-nic basket
You gotta bear it (yogi bear it)

You gotta bear it
Grin and bear it with me

Destination, hybernation
Destination, hybernation

You gotta bear it
Grin and bear it with me

Grin And Bear It

In the year of our lord, 2000
The music was astounding
Tom, Johnny, Eddie, Colin and Phil
On top of the hill
Nobody did it better,
Alt trendsetters 

It got weird

Beeps and boops
Drum machines 
Feedback loops
Mournful themes

Baby had the bends, oh yes
Everything was a mess
And then computer, 
And the kid 

So weird

Beeps and boops, drum machines 
Feedback loops, conscious streams 

So weird

Radiohead Got Weird

Phone zombie, glued to my screen
Checking my phone til my face is green

I check my phone, when I’m at home
I need a break, I’m in the zone
I check my phone, when I go out
I read my phone, and walk around 

Phone zombie, glued to my screen
Checking my phone til my face is green

I’m in the car, I check my phone
I’m in a bar, or on the thron
I’m at the gym, I’m getting toned
I take a break, I check my phone

Phone zombie, glued to my screen
Checking my phone til my face is green 

Aw yeah, aw yeah
Aw yeah, aw yeah

Phone Zombie

His life, is alright
Two cars, two kids, and a wife, all nice
Although
He can’t let it go
 
A bunch of broken dreams
Not as golden as they seemed
Just had to outgrow

Go big or go home
Get likes get known
A ticket to the show

Maybe you should quit this time
Take a look around, it’s getting pretty late
All I need’s a little more, more time
38

His dream, upstream
Lived half a life, the ship has sailed, full steam, slipstream
Let it go
Case closed

He’s living in a dream world
Thoughts garbled
Give it one more try

The voice in his head 
Will shoot his dreams dead
If he doesn’t fight
38

Comin’ at ya, from the fringe 
I’m a new MC who is so not cringe
This side hustle is an income stream
You heard that right, I’m livin’ the dream

I bust the rhymes and then I balance the books
Stream by stream, I make as much as Garth Brooks
Do you make a lot of money? I do, trust me
My common law wife just loves my Huffy

It’s a delight
Rapping on this site

I’m cool, I’m fresh, I’m even fly
I rap my raps on Spotify
(Soundcloud rapping is what you should do)
Alright, okay, yeah, that too

I am a rapper, I don’t play nice
A Soundcloud rapper to be precise
My beats and lyrics will change the world
I’m in it to win it, boys and girls

Wherever I can go to make it rain
Website, mobile, London, or Spain
I’m dropping truth bombs on you all
The cuts are deep, like Michael C. Hall

To the 40,000 who someday listen
That’s 100 bucks for this musician
I withdraw the cash as a pile of pennies
And Scrooge McDuck my way to Denny’s

 It’s a delight
Rapping on this site

I’m not here to start any beefs
I’m chugging Pepto to get relief
So damn white I’m phosphorescent
Maybe Eminem should take a lesson

To all my homies in the 516
And Spotify CEO, Daniel Ek
Thanks for having me on your service
I guess you think users deserve this

Either way, I’m getting paid
All about the Washingtons, as they say
Or was it Benjamins, I forget
My face is red and I’m covered in sweat

I’ve never rapped this hard before
Thankfully I’ll be rewarded
What will I do with my fraction of a cent? 
Damn sure not paying the government

It’s a delight
Rapping on this site

Soundcloud Rapper's Delight

You say bigger is better and
No one should forget it
But there’s a world you’re missing and
You’re just too scared to admit it

Finger sandwiches, cocktail franks
Sports cars, honey badgers
The travel aisle at the pharmacy,
Tom Cruise, Teri Hatcher

Size size size doesn’t matter
Except with oil spills and party platters

A microchip is very strong
It doesn’t need to be thick or long
You need to rethink how you feel
Your position is so unreal

Size is just a number and 
Everybody knows it
A thing can be very huge but
Maybe just not show it

Icebergs, atomic bombs
Napoleon, Bruce Lee
Hornet stingers and bulldogs
Are all good examples to me

Size size size doesn’t matter
Your worldview just got shattered

A little ant can lift a ton
It’s power is clear to everyone
You drank a giant kool aid cup
Filled with size matters stuff

Bigger, is not better
Unless you’re buying, plus size sweaters
Small is mighty, you’ll see
The NRA agrees with me

Size size size doesn’t matter
Stop your meaningless chatter

You need a microscope to see
The virus in your system
Does that mean it can’t fulfill
It’s diabolical mission?

Size Doesn't Matter

Her life was good, her life was fine
Packing boxes, assembly line
One day she got a call on the warehouse phone
A chance to change, everything she’d known

For a small fee, and a little work
They could reboot, her entire world
A hotter cast, a different set
And here’s what she said

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Reboot my life, reboot my life

The sweepstakes, in its thirteenth year
They’d worked out the kinks, kicked into high gear
Everything that’s wrong, gets washed away
And you’re left with one thing to say 

When everything’s said and done
The crew is gone, she’s the only one
They gave her back her life
They just took her for a ride

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Reboot my life, reboot my life

Reboot My Life

We live in a 90s town
Like before the towers came down
The world has moved on but
We couldn’t give up
Seinfeld, Snackwells, Royal Crown

Nothin happens in our 90s town 
Nothin happens in our 90s town

We work in a 90s town
Windows 95 is all around
It sucks but it’s worth it
The future’s imperfect
We like our Airwalks and Grunge Sounds

Nothin happens in our 90s town 
Nothin happens in our 90s town
Chi Chis and troll dolls all year round
It’s all happening in our 90s town

The world is on fire, we couldn’t go on
We voted to stay in the past, 
you got a Rachel and I got my Vans
2022 can kiss my white ass

Nothin happens in our 90s town 
Nothin happens in our 90s town
Dancing the Carleton when we’re down
It’s all happening in our 90s town

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