Book of Moron Stories that my teacher taught to me
Are about the Lamanites, a racist fantasy
Lamanites were evil so God turned their skin dark
If they repented He moved that mark - white and delightsome!

Laban had gold plates that Nephi was supposed to get
So Nephi snuck up on him and in cold blood cut his head
Although God said we should "love our enemies"
It's all good if we kill righteously - blood atonement!

Chorus:
Book of Moron Stories
You can believe in Moroni 10:3 
But with Book of Moron Stories
The DNA don't lie 

Joseph had some golden plates that no one got to see
Hebrews wrote in Egyptian that only Joseph could read
He took a seer stone and put his face into a hat
Even though no one ever told us that 

Chorus

They had horses, chariots and swords of steel
Yet no evidence has ever been found of their existence
All of the witnesses were related to Joseph or had a financial interest in it
By 1847 none of the surviving witnesses were still part of the church

hmmm.....

(c) 2018 Corey Whore

Corey Whore (Korihor)

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