BLACK SAND (Progressive Mix) - 30:04:2017 17.17 - Deus Porcos

Seedy Jay - DeusPorcos

UMMMM - DeusPorcos

I really don't know where to categorize this one at all. This was made while exploring the features on my new MacBook Pro. In particular, Garage Band and it's library of samples. Thus the name... Coz essentially, she IS Apple's!

She's Apples

Once again my sense of humour got involved in the music creation process. I like this track even tho it is unfinished and rough as guts in spots. Particularly the vocal bridge. Unfortunately at the time I was recording this track it was late at night and I was trying to keep my volume output to a minimum. Then every time I went to re-record the vocals I got sidetracked onto a whole new song!

The Scatological Song (SH*T MY PANTS)

Some things just begin with a drum groove. I'll have a rhythm in my head and I'll begin jamming it out and see what comes of it. This was one of those times.

Rumble

This is the kind of thing that just comes out of me. I just create and sometimes my sense of humour infiltrates the art. But I'm fine with that because my sense of humour is such a huge part of who I am. I hope you enjoy!

Rubbin' My Chicken In The Tub (Electro Remix)

No Bodies Home

I'm not sure how to categorize my music as it varies quite widely.

Mandolia

A rerecording of favorite song about an old friend who got six feet shorter.

Western Lands Simplified + I'm On The Drug

I PAINT MUSIC. (With my nob)
I am a drummer (with my nob), guitarist and singer (mainly with my nob). I'm also a producer (Death Metal bands such as Bestial Warlust. Vengeance War till Death 1994?ish) and programmer (I've worked with The Fauves, Daisy Chains. Kate Ceberano, Pseudo Echo and many more I forget right now probably because I also took a lot of drugs for a good while there. The nineties were a decadent decade. No more of that tho! That shit ain't no good nohow and besides, I'm too old to have fun. I have been creating music all my life. I was born with an inherent ability to pick up any instrument and smash it however over the years I've learned to focus that ability into a few instruments well rather than a lot poorly so now I break stuff like a pro. I hear music all the time which is why I spend so much time in a padded cell. So much so that I often get weary of it and have to try to put it out of my head by deactivating my head which is best done through the art of banging one's head off the door. My other love is language and my favorite language is foul language although it has taken me a long time to be happy with my lyrics, fucken shit-cunts. Now that I am beginning to be happy with them little fuckers, I will start recording and uploading more of my songs with lyrics and vocals. I have a couple ready to go but am slowly working my way thru my back catalogue (which reminds me, I need toilet paper). My main difficulty has always been a lack of self belief which I'm only just overcoming now although I'm not even sure I believe that anymore. Mainly coz I said it. I am always praying to meet people with whom I can collaborate. Unfortunately, the only people who could hear such prayers would be dead people. But I'm hoping I'll meet a friendly ghost who can help me focus and finish projects. I've relied on spirits before and it went pretty well. I mean I got fired and shit but I was happy. I've also been performing stand up comedy which has given me the desire and confidence to return to music. And on top of all that I write novels, stories and such but am yet to publish as I'm too much of a perfectionist to reveal that side of myself (That's code for "Has severe lack of focus")... soon tho. Soon I will write the great Earth novel and fling it into space in the hope that there are monkeys somewhere else in this Godforsaken universe. And hopefully they will bring their entire civilization here and we'll have an endless supply of food and slaves. Not to mention a whole new genre of pornography! Space monkey fucking will be huge!