Fairy Cake Binge was written as a reaction to diet culture and unrealistic body image propaganda. 
The drill sergeant vocals were innovated by Donna Jag and fitted right into the mood of the track. 
Fairy Cake is a British term, also known as a cupcake,  fairy cakes are a favourite of the band.

Fairy Cake Binge  March 2021

I don’t care if you’re a diet witch 
Or if you’ve putta lock on the fridge 
I don’t care if you’re a vegan too
Hell bent on eating what is good for you 

And I don’t wanna know what exercise is 

Coz You’re not gonna stop my fairy cake binge 


I don’t care if you won’t stay up late 
Be the Chic who’s always losing weight 
I’ll eat your cake I’ll eat your gluten too, 
have it on toast coz it’s my favourite food 

And I don’t wanna know what exercise is 

Coz You’re not gonna stop my fairy cake binge 

Instrumental solo verse and chorus  

I’ll get straight I’ll join the military 
Making what the best is of me 
I’m coming back I’m gonna huntcha down 
Gonna show ya ain’t the boss of me now 

And I don’t wanna know what exercise is 

Coz You’re not gonna stop my fairy cake binge 

To fade

Fairy Cake Binge

No Back Up was written while watching a late night news article on climate change. Though the lyrics are humourous, they state the clear fact that there is no super hero to right all the problems with the planet, and its down to us, because there is no back up on its way to save us at the last minute. The track has one little swear word, it’s not a really bad one, but it’s use is important to realism of the message. #Climate Change #SocialComment

No Back Up

This isn’t a type of music that is true to our post punk mission, but it is a track that has arrived whole and seems to speak about the energy of its title, free fall is the feeling of freedom and soaring high above everything, like the elation you might feel in a flying dream or when you are skateboarding on your fav longboard. 
Enjoy, and there are new punky tracks being completed as I type.

#Skateboard #Longboard

Freefall

If you have ever just wanted switch off all your social media, television and radio and hide away and find a place where the chaos of the world isn’t happening, this song was born in the middle of that emotion. Changing channels not gonna help you is a craving to fall to your knees in the middle of a queue or after slamming the door when you get home and simply screaming out all the horror, anger and frustration at the constant layers of stress and unstoppable steps closer to the end of our race. 

Lyrics  by Donna Jag. June 2022

All I wanted was a holiday 
I’m Uber rated to the sky
It’s easy livin in a hot tub
Watch the homeless passing by

Think it’s never gonna happen 
We’re zoned out on yoga and a gun
Watching movies in my Humvee 
Judgements never gonna come 

And changing channels not gonna help ya 
And changing channels not gonna help ya 
And changing channels not gonna help ya 

No not all all 

Twitter says it knows a place now 
Novascotia Chile or the moon
Dig a trench and live on oat milk 
Bring the kinds of there’s the room 

Wish you’d listened to the hippies 
Unpolute the oceans and the tide
It’s to late for all your Ted talks 
This is global suicide 

And changing channels not gonna help ya 
And changing channels not gonna help ya 
And changing channels not gonna help ya 

No not all all

#Postpunk #SocialComment #Society #Siren

Changing channels not gonna help ya

Just Stay Sane 
24th April 2021 

Is about the fragility of being creative and how brilliance can be a fusion of chaotic thought, and the hand of guidance. 

Lyrics and Vocals by Donna Jag 

As the sun filtered out of a splintered sky 
And a girl gives a shout through an open eye 
As the words echo back that you thought you’d said 
And the life starts again right inside your head 


When it’s all done and you said you’d go
All the words are forgotten that you don’t know 
Will you fall like a stone from a broken thread 
Or will you fly like the words written in your head 


Did the lights shine as bright as you thought they would 
And did you fly as high as you thought you could 
And will you get the bug and do it all again 
Or will the call be enough for you to just stay sane

Just Stay Sane

Christmas Song 
Lyrics by Donna Jag   Dec 2022
Produced by Agatha 9 
Ft. Vinnie 

Merry Christmas Santa 
it’s 24 12 
Time for you to go weapons hot there’s so much for you to do

The shops are closing early 
There’s a panic in the air 

It’s like the purge and Halloween
It’s a massacre down there

Your naughty lists gone viral 
There’s no escape this time 

Time to start your bomb run Santa 
It’s a busy Christmas time 



Do you believe in Santa
Might be better if you do
Better pray that you’ve been good 
Coz Santas coming for you 

Check you room is tidy
And all your home work is done 
And if you’re on his naughty list 
then you better start to run 

There won’t be any mercy 
He’s like Terminator Two 

Time to start your gun run Santa 
There’s so much for you to do 
 
Alt chorus 

Santa won’t forgive you 
For all that’s come to pass
He’ll take all your presents 
And stick em up your ass

Copyright Donna Jag & Agatha 9  Science of Pizza 2022

#ChristmasSong #Santa #2023

Merry Christmas Santa (The Slay Remix)

As a punk band when we chucking ideas around sometimes something comes out the mix that we aren’t ready for. This has been sat in In Cauldron of ideas bubbling away for a while.
The track isn’t punk in any shape or form, it’s more like 80s synth. 
Written by Agatha 9 
Keyboards by Agatha 9 
Production by Donna Jag

The Siren

Such a clone is an anthem for anyone who’s ever faced or experienced bullying isolation marginalisation and has felt alone and doubting themselves. It’s an anthem to anyone who got home closed the door and screamed into a mirror the words that they want to say and scream at their bullies and their haters All the anger all the frustration all the rage, this song is dedicated to you ￼

Lyrics bass and guitars by Donna Jag 
Drums by GarageBand
Muse and inspiration Agatha 9 

Copyright Science of Pizza 2025  ￼

Such a Clone

False hope was initially written about further education and about courses that have shiny bumper sticker phrases and advertising and put stars in your eyes and convince you that spending a great deal of money will lead to a better future when actually all they’re doing is lining the pockets of these establishments.
The lyrics of the song evolved because these promises of better things better lives happiness and security is something we hear from our leaders all the time.

We are very grateful to be able to feature the words of Greta Thunberg  in the song.

False Hope 2025

Too Primitive” 
The track is another song that was written in very little time, and born from that feeling of an earth slipping through our fingers, and the many changes we must make to avoid losing it all together. 
The track features recordings of the NASA Apollo program and a spoken word track by Agatha 9
. ‘Oasis in Space’ was a salute to conservationist Jacques Cousteau,. The sequences of NASA transmissions are a salute to Cosmologist and Astrophysicist Carl Sagan #ClimateChange #GlobalAwareness

Lyrics 

Too Primitive 

Staring out, into the snow 
We’re driven too, from the pelting rain 
When we will we ever know 
We’re so primitive to remain 

Our cars and phones can’t stop us dying 
Plastic food that costs a world 
See the truth that we’re denying 
can’t eat the money, we can’t  drink the oil 

Chorus 
Though we compare ourselves to gods 
We are but children in our ways  ignorant of the costs
Of losing this fragile oasis in space 

The ice is thin and the seas are rising 
But still we want and still we spend 
Your cardboard cities and people dying 
The screens will blind you till the end 
They gave us books but didn’t listen 
Our vanity for a faster car 
They gave is facts but we didn’t heed them
Now we’re wishing on a distant star 

Though we compare ourselves to gods 
We are but children in our ways 
We’re ignorant of the costs
losing this fragile oasis in space 

Now the world we thought was normal 
We’re staying home till there are clearer skies 
We’ll be home and we’ll stay local 
Until there is hope our children’s eyes 

There’ll be no check in and no proof to give 
No greedy airmiles to collect
We’ll wrap up warm as we burn our passports 
How we’ve become so primitive 

Though we compare ourselves to gods 
We are but children in our ways 
We’re ignorant of the costs
losing this fragile oasis in space

Too Primitive

‘Where’s your moral compass at’

Lyrics and Music written and produced by Donna Jag & Agatha 9 
Track5 from  Rainbow Anarchy 

Wheres your moral compass at was written at the height of the 2020 pandemic, and is a social commentary on corruption, the failure and neglect of a nation in crisis.

Where’s your moral compass at.  
Words & Music By Donna Jag 
Nov 2020 

Its 2020 and you don’t know what to say 
Coz right or wrong you’re gonna have to pay 
Demonised Comedians too afraid to joke 
Democratic voters too afraid to vote 
Football stars teaching leaders how to lead 
iPhone stars teaching up the greed 

Where’s your moral compass at 
Don’t you tell me you ain’t that bad 
Where’s your moral compass at 

Everyone’s offended and everyone is woke 
Millennials living clean 
Politicians high on coke 
America is burning 
And they don’t know where to go 
All the votes are in,trump is going down the road 
All we’ve got is our NHS 
Keep your stinking hands off our NHS 

Where’s your moral compass at 
Where’s your moral compass at 
Don’t you tell me you ain’t that bad 
Where’s your moral compass at 
Where’s your moral compass at 

Slippery dogoders planning MBEs  
Why aren’t TV licences free
All the tills are closed and all the cash is gone 
We’d queue for hours in the rain for one more song 
If the bug don’t get us the climate will 
And all they worry who’ll pay the Bill 

Where’s your moral compass at 
Where’s your moral compass at 
Don’t you tell me you ain’t that bad 
Where’s your moral compass at 


So the blue in number 10
Let the virus come ashore 
There’s 50,000 in the ground and there’s gonna be many more 
Don’t they know that the north is dying by degrees
Fatal hesitation brought the country to its knees 

Where’s your moral compass at 
Where’s your moral compass at 
Don’t you tell me you ain’t that bad 
Where’s your moral compass at

Where’s Your Moral  Compass  At

Science of Pizza are a female Post Punk duo Influenced by growing up through the visceral era of the 70s and 80s and its storm of Political and Cultural events that lit the fuse in the music and fashion revolution.
Our influences are L7, Hole, Lou Reed, AC/DC, Sex Pistols and ZZ Top. 


Rainbow Anarchy is the debut Album by Science of Pizza. Twelve slices of Loud, Kick Ass, Punk. Check out our christmas song ’Merry Christmas Santa’ #PostPunk #NorthWales #LGBTQ

Lyrics and Music are written by Bass/Rhythm Guitarist/Vocalist Donna Jag
Additional Lyrics written by Agatha 9
Photos by Donna Jag 
#NeoPunk #PostPunk #Duo #FemaleMusicians #Songwriters #HomeStudio 
#SXGuitars #AKG #Scarlett

*All lyrics, Music and Artwork is Copyright to Science of Pizza   2022

Contact us if you would like to use our music in your Movie Production, Documentary, or Television project.

Statement : 

Science of Pizza campaign for global nuclear disarmament., an END to ALL war and conflict, and a movement to PEACE. 
We only have one planet, let’s put aside our differences and heal the earth before it is too late 🌈 🇺🇦

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