ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

ThanosQuack

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