Rap Battles to Shuffle Through

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

Evel Voiced By AlaskanSam
Johnny Voiced By AdamSandler2DRB
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie


Beat: https://content2.audionetwork.com/Preview/tracks/mp3/v5res/ANW2442/05.mp3

Knievel:

Better step back from this American Badass!
Smashing through the idiotic slack jawed jackass!
You’re lacking in grit, your shows are laughable action
So why you wearing shades in the shadow you’re backed in?!
A master, standing even when I crash and burn
Taking on the hardest challenges humanity’s heard
The Last Great Gladiator, but i find it absurd
That it paved the way to you skating in buffalo herds!
And what I’ve learned is failure isn’t falling
But I wouldn’t call it “winning” with the damage to your balls, kid!
Appalling that MTV would pick your pilot
So don’t try being an MC. Just stay quiet!

Johnny:

I’m Johnny Knoxville. I fucking rock ill
Your face looks like something out of my lost films!
You think you’re Half Magic, and you got a calling for it?
Don’t treat me like your Palace jump: I’m not falling for it!
Let’s see you stand tall against a movie star
The real Ringer behind the wheel of the Duke car!
It’s too far with that starred and striped suit
Beat you so black and blue, Hoffman will make a second tribute!
So yeah, I let loose. You’re freaking uptight
The most preachy mother fucker at the damned jump site!(All right!)
So don’t let the battle get to your head
Unless you plan on having your son do the fighting instead
You retired so many times, tried to stay in the dark
But it didn’t save Tom from you jumping the shark.

Knievel:

You really wanna go talk smack about the leather?
You look like you’ve gone and rummaged Goodwill for sweaters!

Johnny:

Well you claimed your thick skinned, so I wouldn’t have guess
The way you’d try starting beef with fucking Kayne West!



So face the music, you’ll lose it like your insurance!
With no sappy end speeches you think gives reassurance!
Your relevance faded fast like your last November
My style never dies. Jackass Forever!

Knievel:

I carved my mark in history with a tire skid
You need Spongebob to stay out of retirement
Fart jokes and arm broke with no purpose
Except to be the biggest clowns in the Nitro circus
You’re worthless, career has gone to waste
With the whole world wishing you took Ryan Dunn’s place

Evel Knievel Vs. Johnny Knoxville Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Tony Rigatoni as Neo 
RNG as Dream 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, and Chandler_CCRB
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by Tristan On the Track
Demo by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to MaviKartal2003

Intro:
In this video, the chosen one is going to try to beat me in a rap battle. Also, only a small percentage of viewers are actually subscribed. So if you like this battle, please subscribe. It’s free, and you can always change your mind. Now, it’s time for a Rap Clash

Neo:
I know you’re out there, making your income off the youth
I know that you’re afraid ‘cause what I’m offering is the truth
I feel a sense of Deja Vu, seems you left the mod folder open
Makes sense for you, I'm the one that the odds offer potence
The sham’s resistance is not consistent. I'm bringing the stick like a piston
Against this tasteless feel-less streamer keeping kids’ minds in a prison
You box yourself from society, playing a sandbox for children
Who eat up your shitty vids, like you eat up shit from kittens
Even this fake knows my name, drop gold bars like a Piglin trade
Put in place this disgrace of the YouTube algorithm 
I’ll cement this victory, Clay, rocking the glistening shades
Take all percentage of dubs like your subs, but I’m no mathematician

Dream:
GEORGE! Are you the one that gave Neo the pills to choose
‘Cause the wrong color WasTaken, so he’ll be the one to lose
Your abilities don’t make you fly, only thing they do is scorch the sky
So turn around, and take flight. In a fight I keep a cautious eye
I’ll have Neo slaughtered! Dream’s bringing heat! Rocking beats!
You can’t breathe! You’re choking! Like your girl did on my lucky seed! (WOOOO!)
Stayed ignorant, took the easy path through some portals
And I don’t need your drugs, ‘cause the pills I take are normal :D
You offer potence? yeah right; you’re the Matrix’ TommyInnit
I stop assassins in their tracks but your leather’s already doing it, bitch
Your movies went from praised to average trash for basic ol’ folks
Follow the white rabbit for plot holes, now that’s a Matrix Unsolved

Neo
You encouraged pedophilia and your problematic stans since
There’s no face to be held accountable, that's what the point of the mask is
But your luck’s run out against the chosen one. no effects you got gunned down
Record globally like Dan Davis, now more people want out

Dream:
You’ve kicked the water bucket thinking you can keep afloat
Couldn’t hit me with any flow ‘cause we’re not in the same boat (yup!)
Don’t bother with a fourth verse, trying to resurrect your fame
I’ll make this like Minecraft Monday: Dream’s leaving the game!

Dream Vs Neo - Rap Clash!

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Off!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In the final battle of Wave 1, we have the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima, going up against the Ultimate Gamer, Just...Gamer, wait isn't that the title of someone else? (Credits and lyrics in doc)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTa9Bzp19vdcB5XA24RQ9AMCZ0C7SDIlN-lPnlj9XfQ/edit

JustGamer vs Junko Enoshima. FRB Vs Anything.

Micheal Stark as Shamrock Shake
Zagranis as Eggnog Shake
Beat Produced by Tristan for Shadowville
Written by MasonG
Mixed by Zagranis
Thumbnail by Zagranis
Thumbnail Art by nEon
Special Thanks to Zagranis, Micheal Stark, and nEon

Shamrock Shake:
I’m Marching in when I’m Shamrocking a beat, I’m cracking your egg-noggin, better retreat
I’m minty and fresh while you’re barely vanilla, like time on the menu, you’re facing defeat
Whipping you harder than cream that I’m topped with, stick in a straw and your party is poppin
Your drink is rotten, tell me Egghead why they would pick your drink if I’m the other option
(Oh!) Yeah, I’m making the green, slide in the cafe, I’m looking so clean
Sold at locations that little would be, now you’re getting ripped off by blog recipes
Came with a pie cus you can’t stand alone, you’re so overdone and your taste just sucks
Not even accepted by basic millennials, can’t be a Star if you don’t make the Bucks

Eggnog Shake: 
Buddy get out of my way, I’m repping the best holiday
You’re a disgrace to Saint Patty, you go down a throat and there’s puke on a tray
Just a McFlurry with some added gel. Are you even mint bro I can’t even tell.
You may have dropped lemon-lime early in life, but step up to me and you’ll take a third L!
Consider me spiked with the drip all white, when I grip a mic, you can’t crack the classic 
But your 5 variations with no conversation, it’s clear the green juice should head back to Vlasic
More hazardous than your coffee, think you’ll top me? Here’s my prediction 
I’ll stay chillin’ at Christmas while you’re just a joke on the Simpsons

Shamrock Shake vs Eggnog Shake (ft. Stark Media and Zagranis)

RaccoonBroVA as Suction Cup Man
Creep Switch as Surveillance Camera Man

Written by Creep Switch

Art by Jordy and CreeperPasta

Produced by Matthew Thomas

Mixed by Dani Frias

Thumbnail by Jordy

Suction Cup Man: 
Hey bitch, i know we’re both known for doing these kinda fights
But I think it's clear which one of us here has reached the higher heights
And ya barely even talk which is pretty boring, but if you stalk me it's gonna get gory
This fight you’ll finds a huge wall to climb, and that ain’t problem for me

I got this dub, i won’t spare your expenses
I’m smudging up your camera lenses 
You’re shitty excuses aren’t proper defenses
You can’t run away when this beating commences

Stepped into another gamble bro, Your camera will be gettin thrown
You can’t top my Suction Cup Raps, LOOK AT ME FLOW

Surveillance Camera Man:
Oh I’m sorry sir, but you really seem to be confused
This is a bad situation that really needs to be defused
I’m just another eye in the sky to sit by as you bother only one guy
So that stalker insult really needs to be reused

I’m just talking a video, While you’re taking an L
Clicking off your vids a faster way out of hell
Yeah i mess with people and end up getting jumped
But it's a better track record than working for trump

Use your cups to plunge your potty mouth, your language is vile
Can’t expect better from the guy who sucked off South Parks style
You’re all talk and no action so don’t be hostile 
So stay mad as i keep the camera for a while

Suction Cup Man:
You’re just a blank slate and an average thug
You can only get along with people on drugs
Managed to be more boring than what i was told
This guys a bigger pile of dicks than the one that i owned

Got in so much trouble you couldn't keep proceeding on
I hope that you’ve taken up that drug dealing job
Thats your only income, you’re dumb outta luck man
Now your channel is dead, but not suction cup man

Surveillance Camera Man:
Watching you rage here has been so much fun
Won’t get drenched when you get beat by a water gun
You’ve gone soft with no need for a plushie spell
You’re the new Business Dummy with the crap you try to sell


I’ve knocked of your high tower, stay on the streets and forever roam
Your trash verse is very fitting right next to your beat up home

Suction Cup Man vs Surveillance Camera Man - Rewind Rap Rumble

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
RaccoonBroVA as Charlotte Katakuri

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Special Thanks to: GamingPlush64

Lyrics:

Joseph:
I’m paired with a no-manner, sweet-eating kid?
Already beat up cops, now I gotta hand it to this pig
Who’s a man named Charlotte that is rocking that red hair
This fake biker makes Tequila Joseph feel like some fresh air
Tell me how we get there, fighting you’s no biggie
With them shark teeth, I’ve seen better lethal bites from Iggy
So while this kid’s getting bullied for sitting there looking pretty
I’m in Italy getting more cake than your whole fucking city

Katakuri:
What an unworthy foe, but now I’ll strike back
So start the tea party, I know your british ass would like that
Bein buddies with Nazis is really quite the big fish
How’s this motherfucker racist but cannot speak english?
Second in command to the Yonko Big Mom
Take the one you’re simping for and I could leave that bitch gone
Keep that Suzie close to you before I’m dropping bodies
But shit, I’ve seen better partners from Pudding and Sanji
And from what the future lies, Epstein doesn’t live well
Unlike him, he goes Nigerundayo with his kid
Hell, the donuts on his neck is probably driving you circles
I’ll beat you up and make you die alone, Hermit Purple

Joseph:
The fact that I’ll end up alone is really quite the fantasy
I’m a fan favorite while your fanclub’s in your family
And thankfully there’s nothing I can truly embrace
So you should do nothing with these cuts like they’re on Brulee’s face
You’ll need a better scarf after I keep your words in check
When I catch a dub so big, it’d probably fit half your neck
So your Haki’s doing nothin’ with my Hamon, take these bullets
‘cause I bet the next thing you’re gonna say is…some bullshit

Katakuri:
Make you cry like Esidisi, I’d say that’s just peachy
Gotta wear that mask again to breathe, see
I’m crushing it like Caesar, but I guess that you knew little
But thanks for the honors on Joseph’s second funeral

Joseph Joestar vs. Charlotte Katakuri - #14

JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/fW81264c2bk?si=gogLjj4ifda7fEYj

Snakebite126 as Denji
RecD as Wolverine

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Denji:
When Miss Makima said to kill Marvel’s hybrid rebel
I thought, “Ryan Reynolds!” not the Sideburns Devil
So like, this isn’t personal, it’s kinda just my job
Let’s do what your barber should’ve done and take it from the top

You know I’m rolling with the Safety Corp, I got the squad with me (ay)
And thanks to Pochita, always got that dog in me (ay)
I’d prefer to kick back, if you wanna start things 
I’ll pull out my ripcord and tear out your heartstrings

Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish
Crafted a rad origin story
When he stabbed into dad’s organs before leaving him

Captured and tortured as war leaders had
Trapped your corpse kneeling to Cornelius
Too bad all that trauma’s up in your brain
The one place there’s no healing it

How do Hugh Jack off with that claw, Mr. sliced weiner?
Closest thing that you’ve had to a wife is a wife-beater
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved is already dead
Stupid fucker picked the only one that can’t resurrect 

Wolverine:
Listen, bub - I’m not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk only working so his dick gets sucked
I’m an X-Man - impenetrable, head to toe
You’re an ex-man - you’re selling your own testicles

Denji met his boss, instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride, she was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust, then dumped you as Aki’s pup
Now the only one getting any bitches is Makima

Quit Fiending for your freedom, I’ve been to hell and I’ve seen it
And I’m deeming there’s no reason any demon’s worth redeeming
I stuck it to Magneto and then ripped out his mind
Now it’s your turn, Chainsaw Man, Welcome to DIE!

Denji:
Shut your fucking hole! Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches then you just like me for real
Nah, you’ve got so many kids, like your momma, you’re a cheat
You’ve got retractable bones, how’s your pullout game so weak?

Yeah I’m not too good with books, but your brain is so diseased
That you’ve got too many issues for anyone to read
Keep blaming your flaws on Weapon X like it caused them
But you will never hide from the skeleton in your claw set

Wolverine:
Kid, you lived in a dumpster, no wonder chicks never loved ya
And your first kiss was so disgusted, she was sick to her stomach
But then you didn’t save her later, so the consequence for Aki 
Cost an arm and a leg and an arm and a leg and a body

So don’t go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head
But you can’t cut or make out a check

Adamantium, add a man to it
Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Repping X-Men and Weapon X
I’mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father

You’re slaving all day for a chance to be free
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family

Thanks to your cowardice, her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to BANG! - you were Power-less

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kana;
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Denji vs Wolverine - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

I Want The Night

A rap battle between Minecraft and Terraria! 

Minecraft Vs. Terraria - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

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