songs i cant get on spoofy

LIFE it rules but it also kinda SUCKS
But you wanna stick around because it’s fun to do STUFF
If only you could rid yourself of all your enemies
Well have I got news for your my friend it’s simpler than it seems

Now you could talk it out and be real polite
Or you could slap em with a glove get in a fancy fight
But if ya wanna keep proceedings clean n fast
I got a pitch, ready for this?
POISON THEIR ASS

Take any recipe, add a drop of me
Round out your four course meal with a fatality
Bottom’s up but oh oh! your time is too!
When they take a little sip of my Bye Bye Juice

A toxic cocktail, an insidious blend
Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end
Drop drop in the goblet then a couple drops more
They give it a swig, tick tock, bodies hittin the floor

Knock knock, it’s the landlord lookin for rent
And now that arsenic you bought seems like money well spent
Drop drop, "Come on in, grab a beer, help yourself!"
GOOD LUCK EVICTING ME WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN IN HELL

When your dentist tells you ya eat too many sweets
Or somebody at the movie’s like “I’m saving these seats”
Anybody on the road who doesn’t know to use their blinker
Keep it up and get a taste of what I been keepin in my tincture

Now let’s say ya got a list of people making ya pissed
Have ‘em over for some drinks, say Sierra Mist,
Clink clink, raise a glass, here’s to you everyone!
Just be sure to dig some graves, ya gonna need em, son!

A toxic cocktail an insidious blend
Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end
So play nice, be a pal, refrain from showin your ass
Or you might just be the next one sippin your last

We’re the Bye Bye Brothers and we came to say
If anybody asks you didn't see us here today
When it comes to petty murder we are simply the best
But there are several warrants out for our arrest

Bye Bye Juice

I was born in the time
before time
Before man had a mind
Before stars ever shined
Can you imagine it?
Nothing but the endless screaming void
And lil ol me

Asmodeus
His unholiness
If the name is unfamiliar
Nice to meet you let me fill your
Heart with all the wretched horrors of the world 

ASMODEUS
I promise there won’t be much pain
ASMODEUS
‘cept my claws stretching through your veins
Come on 
Make
Room
For 
An ancient demon up in your brain

I’ll scare the shit outta nuns
Cause it’s fun
I’ll possess anyone
My man consider it done
You know I’ll handle it
Satan’s got a life-long friend in moi

Asmodeus
His unholiness
Old scratch’s right hand man
Because I am so god damn
Odious

ASMODEUS
I’ll take your vessel for a spin
ASMODEUS
And look oh so lovely in your skin

A-S-M-O-D-E-U-S
Evil feels at home inside us

ASMODEUS
I’ll boil your blood and break your back
ASMODEUS
I’ll slurp your soul up like a snack 
You’ll hear my whispers in the dark
Before I shred your limbs apart
Come on
Make
Room
For 
A little bit of hell in your heart

Asmodeus

Last Lullaby, Pt. 2

Hologram Professor Song - Puppet History

Meteorite Song - Puppet History

Dragon Song - Puppet History Season 6

GTFOMD

Been a while since I posted on here...

Here's a fansong for the Character Josh Washington from the videogame Until Dawn. A dark, spooky, ukulele song in honor of the season. <3 Alternate Download at Tindeck.

Music/Lyrics (c) PhemieC/Hamsters

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LYRICS
~

Who are you, and to what end?
Are you the doting brother, or the devoted friend?
Are you the wing-man, the helping hand, the one left over?
The watchful eye, the butterfly, the rarely sober?

So, what are you? Who's playing your role?
Are you acting, or directing? Who's in control?
The spoiled son? The killer clown? The voice that whispers?
Your therapist? Your arrogance? Your dead twin sisters?

Were they lost in the dark, did they fall from a great height?
Were they chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night?
Were they taken, were they tortured, through the water did they wade?
You only know that you're alone now, you only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know
(You only know)
You only know

So, what do you fear? Is it snakes or roaches?
Do you shake, are you scared, when the storm approaches?
Is is boys with blades? Girls with guns?
is its crowds, caves or cliff-sides? Yeah, they all sound fun...

Well then, who do you hate? Is it girls who gossip? 
Is it boys, big and brave, who make you their hostage?
Is it friends who you miss, who defy description, 
who wont fight, who wont kiss, who pass out in kitchens?

Were they lost in the dark, did they fall from a great height?
Were they chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night?
Were they taken, were they tortured, through the water did they wade?
You only know that you're alone now, you only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know that you're afraid
(You only know that you're afraid)
You only know
(You only know)
You only know...

Tell me, what have you done, where did it go wrong?
Were you kidding yourself all along?
Tell me, what will you do, if you can't be saved?
If the girls don't gossip and the boys aren't brave?

You will be be lost in the dark, now you've fallen from a great height
You'll be chased and torn apart, by wolves and ravens in the night
You'll be taken, you'll be tortured, through the water you will wade
But at least you're not alone now, soon you wont be so afraid
(What do you fear? What do you hate?)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(I hate myself, I fear my fate)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(What do you fear? What do you hate?)
Soon you wont be so afraid
(I hate myself, I fear myself)

You Only Know (Joshua's Song)

StarKid - A Very Potter Musical - 16 Voldemort Is Goin' Down

I do not own this song, it comes from Camp Camp from Rooster teeth

Better Than You - Camp Camp

Suicide Song - Bungou Stray Dogs - Dazai Osamu

(8) Kick It Up A Notch Reprise (Starship)

A Beta Kids Christmas song, each stanza is a different kid. Happy Holidays folks!

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/PhemieC/Hamsters
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie 

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LYRCS
~

You call me down for Christmas cake
Although that's not a thing, I sigh
but I take a plate, I take a bite
and the look that you give me is heavy with pride

You bring me sticks that you find in the wild 
and I count every one and then hang them 
over the fire with patterns of wire and bow 
then we roll on the carpet and howl in the snow

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold

You wake me up by dumping presents 
on my bed and forcing my head 
into a hat that's red and white, 
then it's up to the roof for a snowball fight

You get the brandy and offer me some 
although we both know I'm too young 
and when I refuse you're amused then pass out 
so I turn on the reruns and watch them with you on the couch

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
that my Christmas isn’t cold

It's the end of the day and it's way too late 
but I log in just to say “Hi!”
What's up? What did you get? What was your Christmas like?

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
my Christmas isn’t cold (x6)
Ho, ho, ho...home.

Home

Holy Musical B@man!

I’m god
Okay?
I’ve got something to say
Those dummies dancing half to death
That wasn’t me, no way

I made the stars and moon and sun
And also I made everyone
Like Genghis Khan, Celine Dion,
All dogs and cats, fruit bats, your mom

And sure some people worship me
But then I did make everything
Like Jupiter and Tupperware
And Diet Coke and teddy bears

But I didn’t make those people dance 
Oh way back when in olden France
I’m not that guy, that’s not my scene
You think that I would be so mean?

And sure I killed their crops for years
And preyed upon their deepest fears
Of squalor, plague, no food to eat
But dancing? Man, that’s not my beat

Know what, I lied, it’s all on me
I got those dingbats to their feet
Boy they could really jitterbug
But when they died I pulled the plug

So what, big whoop, who cares, come on
It’s not the worst thing that I’ve done!
Like bed bugs, pinkeye, Tampa Florida
And also the rest of Florida

So yeah I made those people dance 
Oh way back when in olden France
I’m sorry I know it was rude
I guess I’m just a zany dude

Hologram Professor Song - Puppet History

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