Lairs EP

Pyrrhic

Modern Glossolalia

Now With 35% More Memory Loss!

Lairs

Here, Of All Places.

Garuda

Vandal's Cosmology

You know when the waiter says "Enjoy your food" and you reply "You, too"? Well imagine if that never happened and instead you are exiled to Siberia for making a video of a sock puppet sitcom remake of Seinfeld whose proceeds go to a charity that makes emoji masks for victims of facial burns. Except that charity was just a money laundering scheme for the Bulgarian child mafia, and you've never actually watched an entire episode of Seinfeld. How could they have blamed you when this was just the machinations of post-neocolonial imperialism?

Wendigo