Name: Real Girl by anonymous_yfm_fan in degenerate
Duration: 2 min 43 s
Description: Real Girl (2024) by Your Favorite Martian.

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Road rage from your favorite martian by ray william johnson

ROAD RAGE - (Your Favorite Martian)

Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls

Verified - Your favorite martian

Enough - PinkPantheress (extended)

Lyrics:
I'm a hoe, a hoe
A hoe, woah-woah
I'm a hoe, a hoe
A hoe, woah-woah
But now that I'm with you
I promise I'll let it go
Even though I know
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

Before we get together I need you to understand
That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am"
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow"
I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin
I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone)
A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami)
But now that I'm with you (that’s right)
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

Before we get together I need you to understand
That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am"
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow"
I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin
I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you

I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone)
A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami)
But now that I'm with you (that’s right)
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

They used to call me slut, used to call me whore
I prefer to say a booty connoisseur
But I promise you, I ain’t gonna do none of that kinda shit no more
You’re the only one I adore
Never mind how I was before
Wait and see what I have in-store
The only bed I wanna be in is yours
I’m a gentleman, I open up doors
Girl, I’m telling you, I’ve been reformed
I’ll delete the numbers in my phone
I’ma never watch any more porn
These urges are hard to ignore
Can’t help it, that’s how I was born
Baby, there’s so many things we could explore

Girl, before I met you my life was different
All I could think about was ass
Everything in the world was ass to me
This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass
That mountain range over there looks like a big ol’ ass
But now, I’ve changed
Well, actually I’m still the same
All I think about is ass all the time
But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass
And that’s your ass

All that I think about, dream about every day
Is doin’ it, hooking up, making love in every single way

‘Cause I’m a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
But now that I'm with you (I’m a hoe)
I promise I'll let it go (I’m a hoe)
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)

Gentleman's Ballad - Your Favorite Martian

If you were to date yourself and then reproduce with yourself... 

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(I do NOT own this song, all credits go to Your Favorite Martian.)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg

Your Favorite Martian - Date Myself

The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

Real Girl

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