Packed episode with some fresh travel nonsense and thoughts on the super bowl. Then we get into the Ageism everyone is throwing at Biden and trump. 
After that it's war funding for Ukraine + Israel. Some nonsense news stories about wolves at Chernobyl and bringing immigrant crashers into your apartment. 

Upcoming dates in Salt Lake City, Kansas City + Omaha. Go to www.robbiethefire.com for links. 

Send porch tour submissions to Robsnewsroom@gmail.com, subject line Porch Tour 2024. Picture of yard and if you have a PA system, guitar amp or something we can plug a mic into.

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Where The Money Goes  (2.14.24)

We're back for a nonsense packed episode talking: DT Bible sales and court cases + Kanye west + Port crashes + Gay Dinosaurs and trans shavers in locker rooms + my newest grift and more.

Porch tour inquiries: robsnewsroom@Gmail.com
Dates with Dave Smith: www.comicdavesmith.com

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Trucks And Clean Drugs  (RYM Briefing 3.26.24)

Trans day of visibility. Squatters taking over your home. We're not spinning fast enough. Chemtrails are banned in Tenesse. Oreos don't taste as good and forensic donut analyses. 

www.comicdavesmith.com - bunch of dates opening up for dave
robsnewsroom@gmail.com - submit your porches. Actual porch tour happening at some point. Send me new jokes.

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Celebrating Visibility (RYM Briefing 4.1.24)

First half is solo yelling about lunar eclipses, goods locked up in stores, drugs being recriminalized in Portland, SBF in jail, latest in Israel, abortions in Florida and more. 

Second half talking to @KyleAnzalone_ about some Gaza stuff. Go to www.comicdavemsith.com - all sorts of upcoming dates + Porch tour is coming together. I will see you there.

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Did I Bomb That  (Rym Briefing 4.4.24)

First ten minutes some nonsense talk about eclipses being boring, skiing on the east coast, products needed for single men and pastries

Next segment is on student loan forgiveness, inflation vs abortion and some other hot topics.

Closing out the show talking to @bobbythebank

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FREE FREE FREE  (RYM Briefing 4.10.24)

Talking DT Court Case + Israel Iran war tag. News starts at 13 minutes. 

Porch tour dates coming soon. Robsnewsroom@gmail.com
Dates opening for Dave smith - comicdavesmith.com

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(War Theater)  RYM 4 16 24

Saying my goodbyes to my bag, DT court case, Iran/Israel shenanigans and then some quicks including Myorkas before the senate, Tarif's on steel, Nancy Pelosi's new book and more SPONSORS Zefhemp.com promocode RYM25 FenixAmmo.com

It's Over (RYM Briefing 4.19.24)

First half talking dudes burning themselves alive outside the trump trial, Columbia protests, some recent moments of women in the media + Supreme court homeless decisions

Second half (probably 25 minutes in) talking to @KyleAnzalone_ about Iran 

Sponsors:
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The Haunted Carnival  (RYM Briefing 4.22.24)

First half talking dudes burning themselves alive outside the trump trial, Columbia protests, some recent moments of women in the media + Supreme court homeless decisions

Second half (probably 25 minutes in) talking to @KyleAnzalone_ about Iran 

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www.robbiethefire.com - Mothers day in NYC + May 18 West Palm Beach
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Couple quick news stories, then the latest from the Stormy Daniels trial, then we've got Bobby The bank on to talk some sheath with us and then talking supreme court homeless case

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Loudest Hush Money Payment Ever

More bug eating pitches from the corporate press, Harvey weisnteins making a comeback, kids are protesting, biden says he's ready to debate, DT has a bunch of court cases and more

LIVE DATES:
www.porchtour.com for porch tour dates
www.robbiethefire.com - all dates including Paughkepskie NY, Brooklyn Comedy club + More
www.comicdavesmith.com dates opening for dave. I'm on all except Austin + Orlando

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Supreme Indecisions  (RYM Briefing 4.29.24)

Loudmouth and unresearched comedian Robbie "TheFIRE" Bernstein breakdowns the days biggest new stories. This is the best 40 minute, somewhat daily news show, ever known to man. Thos who have listened, have walked away more informed and confused at the same time. QUESTION EVERYTHING. EAT SANDWICHES. RUN YOUR MOUTH.

Where The Money Goes (2.14.24)

Run Your Mouth

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