Name: Episode 54 - High Noon, Cat Jesus, Melons, Murder (Bonus: Pt. 1 & 2) by The Stanley and Branley Show
Duration: 1 h 9 min 46 s
Description: Stanley and Branley try to figure out the difference between Melons and Lemons, Stanley does some laundry, and we try to figure out what happened to Chipotle and why even Taco Bell is better at this point. Stanley spends a lot of the show on his phone Instagramming his cat, and we dice each other up.

Stanley and Branley try to figure out the difference between Melons and Lemons, Stanley does some laundry, and we try to figure out what happened to Chipotle and why even Taco Bell is better at this point. Stanley spends a lot of the show on his phone Instagramming his cat, and we dice each other up.

Episode 54 - High Noon, Cat Jesus, Melons, Murder (Bonus: Pt. 1 & 2)

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Bigotry (prod. Dr. Doppler)

Duncan Trussell. ATL 2015 at The Laughing Skull

In this extra long extra bonus special episodes the boys figure out the best way to play back audio and check the record, find out about shasta, faygo, and BANG! drinks, force callers to give us movie reviews while doing accents, and find out some secrets about Stanley.

Episode 67 - BANG!, Faygo, Shasta, Harry Potter, Movie Reviews, Play That Back

SUNSET TRASH

A rap to say farewell to Harmontown by William Sebag-Montefiore - Twitter  @ wsebag

Lyrics:

I fucked your momma, yeah, only tryna be truthful
Call that a crutch, motherfucker, crutches are useful
We comin’ to the end now what have we learned?
We’re here having changed so it’s time to return
 
Like a 24 carat piece of ice have ya heard
I’m a titanic nerd call me Adam Goldberg
I am rushing the stage, nobody controls me
I’m a Russian on stage, call me Anatoly
 
I’m dying on the inside like a Eucolyptus Tree
Feel like Curtis Armstorng just screamed out ‘agony’
What do I do with this sand pollution?
I grab my self a bucket and then get to poopin’
 
I’m sad cause Harmontown is soon to be gone
Unlike Dan’s dick it’s been going so long
So if MC John came to mow the lawn
I’m here to cut the grass with a nuclear bomb
 
I’m a true crime fan, you want a true crime, man?
The truest crime of all ain’t listening to Dan
Got my dick in a soup can, a sharpie in my hand
My lyrics they will kill like a Chinese van
 
Spencer got big balls, giant D & D
Makes me go bananas like Ron Jeremy
He tweeting about Hamilton and Aspy D
On that world wide web - syndactyly 
 
Go to bed with Jeff Davis, watch as I tuck him in
Later I am fuckin – and I mean fuckin him
He turns to me, he says can I spank you
I look into his eyes, all I can say is thank you
 
I hob nob with Rob Schrab he tells me one thing
It should have been called fuckin lord of the ring
I have an iPad but please don’t tweet me
I got it at a discount cheapy peepy
 
That Brandon Johnson is a handsome fellow
I’ll snap a shot of him like I’m Mike Crivello
I got money in the bank, yo, just ask the teller
I write so good yeah I give them Heller
 
I’m wearin’ me-undies, I’m winnin wid brooklinen
I’m whipping out my quip and that is why I’m always grinning
I say I’m done with rappin and then I come back and stun
It’s the lyrical equivalent of buying a gun
 
And some people call me pringles dick, I tend to get that shit a lot
It ain’t at all about penis warmth, just once you pop yo you just can’t stop
 
I'm going round in circles like I'm chasing a chevy 
Poop is forever money’s only temporary
Cut down on carbs I can see what he meant 
Don’t fill up on bread that’s the fourth agreement
 
It’s comin to an end yo and I wanna cry
Bro listen up though, you’re shoes untied
I did not know how to finish this line
Uh huh huh huh uh huh huh huh huh
 
Bagel or bagel, the debate goes on
Hey, words, get off my lawn
I’m a poet and a rapper perfect feet in the verse
My shoes spit too cause they like to converse
 
This is Harmtontown so just take that frown
And let Demorge Brown turn it upside down
I’ma finish this line then y’all start clappin’
We made it to the moon: that happened

How Do You Know When Your's Finished (Fuckin' Mommas)

How Do You Know When You're Finished (Fuckin' Mommas)

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Episode 54 - High Noon, Cat Jesus, Melons, Murder (Bonus: Pt. 1 & 2)

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