3: "I told 'em I was smart."

Catching up with Crutch;

Plus I explain some very basic facts of reality with such excessive detail, one might be tempted to call it "tedious."

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4: Crutch's Castle

Before taking the next step in my brave and heroic journey, I must cleanse myself of all negativity. I retrieved my "shit list" from the safe deposit box, then read it out loud. I read it as loud as I could, until my vocal chords were screamin’ at me. I then burned the list and used the embers to brand a smiley face into my left arm: the arm with which I was born.

5: The Great Leap Forward

Intermission 1

Real talk: This is easily the worst episode I've done so far. Fuck it, right?

ALSO: An old friend once broke a guitar string, and because he was too lazy or didn't know how to put in a new string, he told everyone that he was working on some new experimental 5-string tunings. He was a true pioneer. I've decided to do the same when producing this episode, using a technique that I've coined, "Blitzkrieg Editing."

Apathy & Exhaustion (A True Pioneer in Podcast Production)

I report. You decide. You write up a report and submit it for approval. 

I decide.

Announcing Myself as The Newest in #1 News Sources

The Daily Download, once a week. Originally broadcasted by the WPIR.

D&D's Radio-Reboot-Rehash-Replay-Redux-Red00gz

Guttergrilltape #3/4

Maybe you know...what would it feel like if in one moment, everything you ever believed in was revealed to be a lie? Do you remember that period of about six months to a year when 711 stopped giving cash back?

"I'm just here
fer spreadin' holiday cheer"
 - Unknown

Damned and dougals: Guttergrape #6

Stockton

Filled with information - but information can be dangerous. Have you ever been beaten with a phone book? All of those encyclopedia volumes that you donated to Books-not-Bombs, while not as destructive as bombs, still cause considerable damage when they are shot out of airplanes.

Doctors with Disorders