The Grand Arbiter is the current, sitting lord of the Dragons. He holds his position with strength and doesn’t have a lot of patience for games and trickery. Easily the sort that doesn’t accept any kind of failure and the value of others must be proven before utilized. He’s not really one for tactics, but he also understands the value of his council.

The Grand Arbiter (character audition)

Reddit user AngryWalrus wrote this short story in response to a writing prompt: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3rxkga/wp_in_an_alternate_timeline_dinosaurs_in_the/cwscgjg

I took a shot at reading it. Try not to cringe too much at my accents, still practicing ;)

BG Music:
"Mourning Song"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The Not So New World (a Reddit/r/WritingPrompts story)

Just more practice of story narration. Reddit user LeoDuhVinci wrote this funny little story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3s12y9/wp_the_god_of_nightmares_has_fallen_in_love_with/cwt734i

BG Music:
"Odyssey"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

God Of Nightmares (a "cute" Reddit /r/LeoDuhVinci story)

Reddit user Luna_LoveWell wrote this story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3rnevb/wp_youre_the_person_who_keeps_mowing_lawns_during/cwpn2aj

See more of her writing at https://www.reddit.com/r/Luna_Lovewell

BG Music:
"Dreams Become Real"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Walking Dead Lawnmower (a Reddit /r/WritingPrompts story)

Reddit user Fromthedarkpast relates his experience working at McDonalds, culminating in a-salt-and-batter-y YOU GET IT?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3sczw8/tifu_by_throwing_fries_at_a_rude_customer/

My "angry black woman" needs lots of practice, I know. And I couldn't yell too loud, had to do this at night because the other tenants were being noisy from the moment I got home. Couldn't capture the true essence of the bitch, or the hero's rage.

A Reddit TIFU Throwing Fries (NSFW)

Reddit user Luna_LoveWell wrote this prompted story: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3seqsp/wp_it_suddenly_becomes_possible_to_gain_xp_and/cwwm9o8

Music:
"Ossuary 1 - A Beginning", "Ossuary 2 - Turn", "Sapphire Isle"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bubbles (Reddit WP story by Luna_LoveWell)

Vegeta (audition)

Piccolo (audition)

A Redditor writes a short simple meditation guide, another claims it could turn him into a hippie if he had a relaxing reading of it. I gave it a try. Used a waterfall sound instead of crashing waves... The guide tells you to imagine a waterfall!

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3u6j8z/man_released_from_prison_after_44_years/cxcfptd

Redditation

Reddit started writing a parody of "Sound of Silence" so I wrote the rest and recorded it.
Warning: not a great singer nor audio recording dude.
Also NSFW language.

Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4ectkt/porn_giant_xhamster_is_shutting_off_access_for/d1z3pxm?context=7

LYRICS:
Hello Sears Catalog, my old friend, 
I've come to fap to you again
Because a virgin softly creeping,
Left my seed while mom was sleeping
And the boobies that were planted in my brain, still remain,
within the sound, of fapping

Through breastless sites I browsed alone, 
Narrow choices for my bone.
'neath the halo of a street lamp, 
I turn my trenchcoat to the cold and damp.
Then my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light,
That split the night, And offered bars, For strippers.

And in the light, naked I saw -
Ten thousand titties, maybe more.
Titties bouncing without jiggling.
Titties shining without glistening.
Titties holding shapes, that nature never dared -
All were bared.
Dancing, to the sound...
...of Warrant.

Fools said I you do not know, blue balls like a cancer grows,
Take my cash that I might bang you,
Drop my pants that I might please you,
But my wang, like mushy noodle fell,
And withered at the smell,
Of tuna

And the bouncer stormed and raged,
On the sidewalk slammed my face,
Home alone I walked defeated,
Now my willy has retreated,

And the law said,
"That chicks with dicks, cannot pee in the ladies room"
But it was doomed,
And drowned out, by the sound, of fapping


*Background music is by Disturbed, all rights to it are owned by them and such, this was for parody purposes only, no monetization. I have not made this available for download because of this.

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