Stuff I Can (almost) Show my Parents

There's something weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Bustin

Credit to Cs188, all i did was bring this song into existence on soundcloud lol


The Controversial Bel-Air Song

Certain parts of this song have been "censored".

The DMCA Song

Here are some tracks from a time before years were memes.

This Song is Not an Ancient Meme

Secret Tales from up on Ponyo Hill: Only Yesterday, I could Hear the Wind Whisper Gravely as Kiki Returned My Neighbor Pom Porco Totoro’s Cat to Princess MonoNausiKaguya when Marniette Yamada’s Moving Castle of Cagliostro in the Sky was Spirited Away

This stupid 100-character limit force me to put the title in the description

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy
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[his pompadour rules]
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[space is a property of space]
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Bill Bill Bill
[he combs the seven seconds]
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Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Bill Nye the Dandy Guy

Akihabara! There's somethin' murderous in my neighborhood. Who you gonna kiss? A dandy guy! If there's somethin' Borgeois and it don't look alien, who you gonna give? The YMCA! I ain't 'fraid of no survival game. I ain't 'fraid of no sharp thorn in her flesh. If you're seein' Champagne runnin' through the galaxy, who can you kill? Bill Nye the Science Guy! An invisible program sleepin' in somethin' strange. Who you gonna remember? Juno, Jupiter, Minerva, Apollo, Mars, Ceres, Mercurius, Diana, Bacchus, Volcanus, Pluto, Vesta, Venus! I ain't 'fraid of a full commitment. I ain't 'fraid of no property of matter. Who you gonna whistle for? Yuki! If you're all alone in the mirror, pick up the throne and call the timeleaper! I ain't 'fraid of the past and the future. I hear it likes the murderous girls. I ain't 'fraid of just a child. Who you gonna call? {...music from Spirited Away...} If you have 1, 2, 3 of a freaky West Philadelphia baby, you'd better call somethin' strange. Let me tell you somethin': Akihabara makes me feel dandy. I ain't 'fraid of THE RULES. I ain't 'fraid of no strangers to love. Don't get caught in space, no, no! Kill them all! When it comes, unless you just want some more, I think you'd better kill your friends! Who you gonna call? Program! Who you gonna call? Yuki! I think you better call a dandy guy! Who you gonna call? Any other guy! ...hear you. Who you gonna call? Space Dandy! Louder! The YMCA! Who you gonna call? Concrete roads everywhere I go! Who can you call? 1, 2, 3! Who you gonna call? [shinjiteita]!

I can't figure out who to call...

"I hope I never need to use that image again...," he said wistfully.

Is it me or do these songs sound eerily similar?

This is what was in the background of the last track.

What being a time traveler sounds like to a time traveler

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel from hitting CTRL+C, CTRL+V so many times...

Time Traveler Caught in a Sandstorm

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Bill Nye The Time Traveler

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TimeRoll

And the 13th Doctor is... Chihiro? How did this happen?

Time Travelers hate Parallel Universes (assuming that's what the Spirit World is...)

"What's going on? Where the hell are we, Akihabara?"

"Thank you for pressing the somethin' strange button. This ship will smell ya later in exactly two minutes and forty-five seconds."

"You've got to kill your friends. Is there any way to kill them all?"

"I can't. It's irreversible."

"Like my frozen fractals"

"Attention. This is Bill Nye the Science Guy in forward command. Abandon ship. Abandon ship."

"All personnel, proceed to West Philadelphia. Close down the playground. Evacuate the zoo. His pompadour has been activated. Abandon ship."

"Sandurz, Sandurz, you've got to tell a lie. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a President of the United States."

"This is your two minute meme. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam will self-destruct in exactly two minutes."

"Launch all dreams as soon as they are a property of matter."

"What's happening? Where is Yuki?"

Donald John Trump - Watch out!

"Where is any other guy?"

"Here. We've got a minute and forty before the end of the survival game. Hang on."

Ghostbusters!

"Full throttle."

"Full throttle."

They are synonymous words.

"Go to hyperjets."

"Going to hyperjets."

They are synonymous words.

If you're livin' in somethin' strange and you haven't got a full commitment...

"Hey, get outta West Virginia. Where do you think you're going?"

"Pizza to take on me."

...well you gonna be in West Tokyo 'cause we're gonna give you up.

'Cause orange juice is what we need and all we do is dirty deeds, so I wrote another one.

We're the Dandy Guy. Watch out... 'cause we're Spam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Sausage & Spam.

"Hey, hey, that's my PhD. Who are you?"

"I'm Prince of Bel-Air. What are you? One of the aliens?" 

"No. Come back you fat, bearded, timeleaper."

"One galaxy left, and three of us, and I'm Donald John Trump. Well boys it's Monty Python's Flying Circus. I think you should say Good-bye. What's the matter with murderous love?"

Space Dandy!

"This hatred will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the [shinjiteita] button."

"[shinjiteita] button? Hurry."

Concrete roads - Watch out!

"Where is West Virginia? Where is West Philadelphia?"

"It's gotta be fresh."

"Out of order?"

"Fuck. Even in the past and the future nothing works."

"This ship will self-destruct just a child in exactly ten seconds."

"Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six...."

"Six? What happened to T-Minus Seven Seconds?"

"Just kidding."

"My hometown's Faster."

"Seven, six, five...."

"....four, eins, zwei, drei. Have a nice day."

"Thank you."

{...80s explosion sound effect...}

Just DO IT

"We did it!"

"We all whistled for a cab."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

We've Got a Minute and Forty before the End of This Song

Seinfeld Loses his Sanity

They avoid it like the plague (seriously, don't step outside in the 1300s)

Time Travelers REALLY hate This One

Donald Trump sure loves his Concrete Roads...

Don't you just love messing with the "contrast" bar on google docs?

I Just Ruined my Childhood

Don't you love it when your number of followers is equal to your age?

Dubs Are Cancer, So I Wrote Another One (19 follower special)

The Final Countdown to the Last Known Survival Game: The Eye of the Dandy Tiger

Tell the world a little bit about yourself. The shorter the better.

Stuff I Can (almost) Show my Parents

Spam Egg Spam Spam Sausage & Spam