ytcracker

v1.2 is this better who knows hmm
dicepticon on yonder beat

lyrics:
consumer culture got em hitting the block
like mario hitting a brick with his fist and kicking it off
envy and sloth a monopoly toppling
idiocracy prophecy got em speaking the gobbledygook
cause people currently are currency addicts
and cryptonumismatists steady collecting coin for the kill
acrobatics of the market flipping like phones
gotta make your bones spitting frequently frequency tones

green hill zone and im sonic assaulting
title exhalted im blowing out the avenue baltic
observations of the datasets embracing the future of science
fueled by my diet of knowledge and cryptoalliance
gotta buy this bias cuz im blessed with the touch of midas
im the flyest motherfucking johnny unitas
im so pious Almighty Spam God behind us
got the finest in the universe right here for your highness

cept minus a dynasty guidance a counselor cometh
try to school a generation when im hitting affiliate summits
in your city i bump it i forrest gump it
got the function running on the puter while(1) accomplish
put that on pocahontas cursor arrow to bow
officers up on my bridge all yellin "make it so"
got the grape dro in the cannon mad culture like dannon
hacking phreaking spamming

on a quest to make the beating of the forces of evil illegal
they codified a little glass steagall
prohibition on that chivas regal
had all the gangsters in the past going bugsy siegel
now people betting on the liberty eagle but its a feeble attempt
cuz them dollars were spent in advance in any event on "defence"
all bets are off in the market of medals
except uranium cuz nukes are always on a leaders cranium

false flag say "they were gonna bomb a stadium"
in 80 some days and how much they deserve praise
for stopping a catastrophic problem they causing themselves
imprison citizens the number one mission prevails
whistleblowers you can pack up your whistles
because a fiscal criminal the one who avoid the missles for shizzle
you fuck with snowden and the systems broken
they got a racket running like a second us open

every college student idealistic
about the change they can affect up on the world with their business
but the truth is they got a product that was sold to em sloppily
now theyre sitting under a mountain of debt they state property
this monopoly money they printing
is only getting worse and we twice bitten
so now the fitting thing to do would be to start a revolution
fire up the troops son you know what to do son

got a lot of ways to wage war
against these weapons of destruction that we paid for
yea they make more using slave labor
building all them gadgets for your neighbor so itll take more
than just a bunch of people standing in city park
waving signs and yelling at the bankers from morning till dark
i aint advocating violence but im bucking compliance
because requirements of a patriot include defiance

open your eyes (v1.2 beta lolim)

need that spamtec classic feel ytcracker

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

been about 11 years since hov dropped this song
and elevens a lucky number so i had to bring along
some mixtape style from ennio morricone
thats american for bad pronounciation
im a nation up and onto myself
and im puffin on that el rond, not hubbard, the elf (the forest)
dr brule for your health
get you some cryptocurrency and start building your wealth

had some runins with antis gunnin 
trying to jack my paper for some texts i sent
i had that wavecom chipset paying my rent
cuz i was SMS spamming the block for events
but thats past tense had to stop with that outbound
the spammers in the game knew the day to get out now
spamming a little crazy amount now
nowSMS got em launching on countdown

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

some hit the inbox they contact mailing
some are going super saiyan on the snapchat
and bot traffic aint changed a bit since the 90s
scripts are just smarter and its harder to bind these
sockets correctly cant do it directly
the proxy requirements are set respectfully
so newbies in the game got a barrier to entry
aint no one coming straight out of WoW pushing a bentley

but im a teacher of tactics spread solution
to students of the game though the fames elusive
im banging crypto when im spitting acoustic
cuz this game has got a case of the loose tip
read between the lines draw conclusions
lifting the shroud off these false illusions
this computer is a weapon of mine
and i can run the globe in polynomial time

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

all the programs in my taskbar stack hard
cuz we mastered the art of the gas card
the art of the garcinia diet the art of cloaking
art of constant contact when your upstreams broken
and when the fat lady's spoken
you gotta hit em with that tracking token
then retarget em iframe the pages you own
circlejerking like a webring on geocities home 

like python turn my print into function
turn it into songs that these nerds still bumpin
got the soundtrack to inspire the gumption
in a lost generation of twenty-somethings
messiah of mailing the earl of EPC
alpha omicron lambda fraternity
shouts to all the people that burned me
all the bullshit in your world dont concern me; lee ermey

S P A M 2 (free dl)

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

im addicted to eve online now
jacked the beat from hassan @ soundclick www.soundclick.com/HASSAN
if you dont play eve you should start because this song will make no sense to you
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=fff23d84-639c-42fd-8071-076381b77b03&action=buddy
join here ill split the PLEX with you

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray 

I’m a newbie living interstellar - under HEROs umbrella
trying to find some content with my newbro fellas
roam in our frigates the ladies dig it they love how i scram it
when i be tackling them talwars or EWAR when i jam it
keep getting podded like a poppy luckily got a copy
back at the station where the dojo teaching starship karate
and once I’m in my new body you bet I’m pimpin a griffin 
not peter even though slip petes been known to catch us all slipping

man im straight ripping through these gate camps
microwarpdrive blowing through them bubbles got a great chance
keep my sensor booster up cuz i hate damps
align to an anomaly and break dance
chuck a 7o in local cuz ya boy keeping it classy
even though when im in provi all the locals harass me
because im brave with it corporation keep the whole game fit and 
bovril still keep the blood god paid wit it

im brave - used to be a minmatar slave
now im up in catch with my 7o raised
skill train planned out bout five hundred days
redboxing all the neuts in gray

im up here chilling in the captains quarters
thinking bout the sansha nation and how they might be expanding their borders
and theres a pilot up in jita says hell double my isk
so I can purchase perfect metas for my caracal fits
when youre a newbie fitting fittings that are out of your league
and a jumpers fatigue is a problem cuz you forgot to read it
you best believe it you can SRP it if you get lucky
just type the code into the website that you got from the MotD

and every time you form a fleet up you can make no mistake
theres gonna be a dude on mumble who will ask if his drake
can come along up on this stratop then they have a debate
how they wont wind up in a capsule cuz their skill is so great
man - we just trying to stay isk positive
can we live?
the timers ticking better get on the move
and hold sov to this soft groove

i'm brave (space mmo gangster rap)

beat prod by dizzee

just a pilot in his cockpit seated (seated)
black leather on his ass keep a hustler heated (heated)
wheels engaging the pavement
rubber escorts like im seeking arrangement (rangement)
push the gas - escalate the gauges
escalate hits on our camgirls pages
blaze it and hit em with a script full of sexy phrases (phrases)

slow down and turn the corner
we been cornering the game since the five and quarter
represent that nerd world order
replacing all the brick and mortar (mortar)
sending mails off an auto forwarder
from a girl in florida with a case of boredom
and you cant ignore em cuz the filters weak
into the inbox they all creep while you sleep (sleep)

flying by street lamps
straight LAMP install complete by the freelance
holding down the game like c clamps
blowing out the smoke from these green plants
switch lanes breaking all these busters brains
trying to keep us out of their customers names
emails and passwords so disastrous
when my clique get a hold of those easy hashes

just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
hard drive live with a fresh solution
just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
driving that digital distribution

down shift transmission
hold the shift key down get capital printing
bills like clinton using message composition defeating certificate pinning
im winning - hella threads on my progs and linen
got a dictionary file for my domain spinning
im hacking the world for profit (profit)
aint a thing you can do to stop it (stop it)

flick my blinker
in the blink of an eye my pointer finger
clicking start on my auto linker spraying up the internet like a sprinkler
no droughts the rayns included
and im sending off a dedicated that i rooted
some say the games diluted
but were so far ahead of the game we race through it

enable the brights
yea the future ahead look mighty nice
no obstacles no red lights
hit reverse on the apps on my device
getting rebills from a chat prog
ask how we do it i could show you a chat log
processing the back log
cruising on the net just hit the gas dog

ytcracker - just cruising

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

2016 remix of still dg by @tsadi even though its tzadi or tz80i or tz something

go fuck yourself hack the planet

10 years later ain't a damn thing changed

Late in the evening, or is it morning?
Couple days sat awake and i see me yawnin'
James Bondin', pinging and they ain't respondin'
Mission accomplished, yeah, bitch, I'm pwning
Roll out the crib, white hat on the crest
"Spamtec" like a badge on the right of my chest
Blip-blip on my Sidekick, I flip my wrist
SSH to my box page down to next
My stats look good, what about my checks?
So many digits, it's a googleplex
Rotation of the earth like my spam subjects
Perplex the best, the wicked get no rest
Slide in my Chrysler, the blades will slice ya'
Mesh grill on the front just to entice ya'
IPod in the dash, Nerd Life supreme
Track, track, to the Spamtec audio stream
Still live my life like the perfect dream
There ain't a soul that can touch me or my team, nah
District attorneys set out on journeys
And then I lead them on like "A Weekend at Bernie's"
Feds on the scene, try collectin' my convos
See me on AIM talkin' to all the blond hos
it's Condos, coast to coast, wireless enabled
When they set to sniff I switch to cables
IPs bounce through multi nations
I keep confidential like doctors' patients
It's Nerd Life and it's DG death
Represent DG 'til my dying breath

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I swear, people baffle me
Who the fuck would even want to battle me?
Boy what a fuckin' day that'll be
When their life disappears with their chattel, G
Don't battle me, because we rich in numbers
Every day see a couple of fresh newcomers
Tryin' to make a name off of my demise
And I always hit them up with the YT surprise
It may not happen right away, 'cause I lay in the weeds
And I strike like a snake, whenever I please
And such is the life of most DGs
You don't see it comin' 'til you're on your knees

Every time they try to weasel out of my trap
I pull them right back, put their heads in my lap
A little stressful, but I've got enough cigs
And I got enough to proxies to shake the pigs
Carton after carton of these 72s
And I'm still pullin' hits out my Underoos
I still bruise, pack up and DOS the server
Sit back and act like a calm observer
Call all the shots from miles away
Sittin' in a Starbucks at the break of day
I don't play, so act like you think you know
'Cause I'm a fuckin' DG, you're a fuckin' bitch, bro
Yeah!

ytcracker - still dg (tzadi remix) (2016 edition) (downloadable)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

beat produced by dizzee

acapella (129 bpm) : http://ytcracker.com/music/acapellas/ytcracker%20-%20paint%20%28acapella%20129bpm%29.wav

lyrics:

this palette that i paint with
code fragments sitting all up in the system matrix
make shit happen for the backend keep it dangerous
hacker rooteronomy coming in through the basement
chase it all up to the tippy top
ivory tower shutter island where the QLC shining like diamonds
and i feel like dying sometimes when im flying on the
focus
help my code stay the dopest and hope its
gonna keep on staying clear
well into the following years inflict fear
on all of the antis
trying to keep a man down and his franchise
gotta keep both eyes open cause you never know when a broken
link or a token gonna set your whole world on fire
in the ocean of this cy-space
run it up and lose it all just like im myspace

paint debuggers with the breakpoints
that make the money make it rain on all the strippers at the shake joints
still a hacker with an attitude
getting paper as a badder dude
chilling at tropical latitude
the gratitude of an internet beaming
cause their boy stayed out here dreaming
trying to shake all of his demons 
but failing
give your boy props cuz hes still mailing
lulzboat keep on sailing
keep my eyes on them russians like sarah palin -
mirai botnet on that internet of shit
got that firmware squared layer 3 assailant
packets that i paint with
built all up on them busybox proxy payments
docker containers on these ip ranges
scored that baby blue checkmark verified famous

free pein - who you paint with?
this game swallow brains to the jails from the spaceship
affidavits from the agents
hundred pages
knocking youngins off the internet in stages
CIs who shall remain nameless
imprison bright minds for crimes with sealed statements
protests on the pavement dont rein it in
another soldier on the streets meet the taze again
rigged game with the pay to win
where the elites fight elite hackers aiding the spin
i gotta pray to the man to keep me outta the bin
so i dont catch a case just for saying the trends
but in the meantime im seeing all of my friends
thems copping to pleas they got em bending the knee
threaten em with treason in the first degree
say youll give em twenty years in the penitentiary

paint the block with the EM spectrum 
isolate the embassy and disconnect the head from
wikileaks and then some
leading to the cred dump
try to smoke it out with a five eyes thread bump
say an "actor of the state" go and do a deface
and another government start losing its face
then officials on the news say "were losing the race"
meanwhile our talent disproving the case
DGs forward this thing with an orderless team
cause we live that borderless dream one family
united by the internet stan lee
x-men married to the game and the best men
flexing dressed in hoodies at our desks and
pressing text in a terminal session
penetration testing messing with muggles
keep em guessing (guessing)

ytcracker - paint

og tune here: https://soundcloud.com/ytcracker/ytcracker-paint

ytcracker - paint (dicepticon remix)

beat by the illustrious atmos

told you to snap up a modest position
of currency minted from factoring digits
which of you listened?
(which of you listened?)
i had these visions of hackers imprisoned
for fighting the system all couched in a fiction
which of you listened?
(which of you listened?)
crypto illuminati from the floppy
no one can stop me this God is adopting a digital body
yea we made paper these wallets a copy -
private keys tucked on a netbook extracted in fashion
with matching bitgold
crypto lint hundredths of coins that are sitting in places untold
keys i control
propagate apps on the nodes

i got gas bitch
i got i got gas bitch

you go last bitch
you go you go last bitch

billions of dollars of drugs on the darknet
we bought above marketed rates
and mainlining coins in to gambling hustling
put your boy up with the greats

now im here
cryptoilluminati
forged in the chain
with all of my gang
decentralized and elite

app is distributed upside unlimited find me a thing to disrupt
solidity contracts to define the process of going and breaking it up
ERC 20 for taking the money a token
i'm poking around an exchange
tooling 'round asia with king in a blazer
we fixing to teach all these youngins the game 

leverage our name fuck all these charlatans mang
fuck all these charlatans talking bout bands
aint got no trezors or no ledger nans
aint got no trezors or no ledger nans
got a whitepaper no one understands
starting a scam for a couple of grands
all of these newbies compiling these forks
compiling prices and filing these shorts
blind leading blind asking “how i start mining?”
the china coin empire defining my grind and
transaction signing
while im fine dining
shapeshift these coins when the market declining
unicorn chilling with villains
larimer building the futures appealing
we killing the game from here to brisbane
dominate drops on these io domains

ytcracker - cryptoilluminati

some 2k12 album shit ill just throw up for shits to listen to
produced by platinumsellers some fire ish

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i get gwap my way
cuz there aint a safe bet the way that i play
i play it reckless leveraging processors to hilts
i feel - guilty when i look at the speeds
i got them hot fresh leads double opt in copped them
from ryan kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
shopping my service around
trying to find an affiliate network who will run this with me into the ground

i hear that skype *sfx* sound
now im running all my progs like the triple crown
i got the horse dick clowned on the mound with my pitch
im the billy mays of the inboxed internet bitch
run it through the weekend so on monday people go to work
open up an email from another random jerk
selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
im basically a nurse with a fifty thousand dollar purse

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i holla mei wei
hairetsu is japanese for an array
my program religiously; mayday
and it brings a lot of tithing up on pay day
with a fresh newsletter and a fresh new header
the way i blast i promise that you can't do better
a little quick witted all week i stick with it
then that friday comes along and i let the list get it
see the thing with us, is the deals been discussed
and i speak for everyone that we wont show no disgust
see the marketing industry ya i happen to know it
when the monday comes around its gone happen to show it
screw a watch, cause im only wearin a timepeice 
my business model so attractive  that its a dimepeice 
ofcoarse all the emails that i got are opt in's
just keep it noted that im given them options

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me show you how i ghost up on my icase
invisible as two thousand and twelve myspace
and await my connect to feed me the submit
that ill be blasting through the filters yea my pitch to the mitt
im mitt - romney i made a living off my hobby
and yea theres been a bunch of people who would rather rob me
but i treat em softly
because fighting with a hater always ending awfully

id rather no distractions only paper chasing actions
keep my family in traction while i keep the money stacking
let them know that im not acting when i say
that we created fifty thousand dollar fridays
out of bits and bytes and bodies and bolo
credits out the wazoo running all my yolo
servers at the colo burning out they lights
cuz theyre blinking off and on so fast a seizure bout to strike

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

in this game called the internet theres no shame
order domains and the servers under no name
like hank hill with the propane
i got accessories to make the campaign hot like gold flames
slanging berries like its cocaines
then recycle my old messages like coke cains
there aint a limit to the limits in my skyway
on a fifty thousand dollar friday

ytcracker and hairetsu - fifty thousand dollar friday

our existence teeters on an event horizon
on a one way trip to spaghettification
i'm a nation builder but i'm ahead of my time
watching tears well up like the gravity wells watch me shine
watch me get sucked under with every little blunder
beat em to the finish like a photon voltron assemble
nimble tidbits broadcast subspace frequency
quintessential lyrically say

quasar pulsar stardust material
made up of the same from the cores we ethereal
space royalty imperial born from a nebula
never a question man you can't explain that
cuz the tides still move in these vinyl grooves
and the digital alternative go solid state
and innately we all remain stately ambassadors
to a cluster of nerves in our brains

from a cluster of stars in a universe spinning
on a little blue dot filled with little men and women
where everyone is sinning and salvation is a concept
that they taught us out of what they deemed as love but really wasn't
you're my cousin made of atoms only difference is the data
not the money not errata scattered all throughout the planet
shit i had it with the falsehoods none of us are truly greater
if you want it sugar coated you can suck a now and later
i wont even waste the oxygen to reload on this verse
because every breath i'm taking on the planet make it worse

but fuck it - we got the supernova swag
if the universe is ending lets just end it with a bang
and there aint no sense in whining cuz the entropy is rising
and youre dying every second that you're wasting quit your crying 
fuck it - we got the supernova swag
if the universe is ending lets just end it with a bang
and there aint no sense in whining cuz the entropy is rising
and youre dying every second that you're wasting quit your crying 

fuck what you heard cuz im 99%in
yea i make a lot of money but i do a lot of spending
trying to keep up with the joneses try to keep it swagalicous
got a daughter got a girlfriend got an ex i called her missus
see the bitch is nerdy soldiers are just trying to make a living
but they outsourced all positions overseas and made a killing
now im feeling that my people starving - i try to put em on
seedy side of internets is always needing pokemon

always getting master balls - the only numbers that are missing
are the ones who aint up hacking all the gibsons
in the kitchen fucking cooking making proggies spreading viral
steady burning down the system like its molten front or hyjal
in denial - watched you spread them flyers and occupied the streets
teach the banks a lesson or its curtains for the currencies
screw it grab a weapon grab a hammer grab a heavy chair
id say id meet you down in hell but it seems were already there

(but it seems were already there)

and if im dying - im going crispy as a lays
im gon walk up to the devil tell him bring back billy mays
snort a mound of coke and shout with the ultimate pitch maaaaan
mighty whitey like the putty shouting "eat the rich" damn
jack move - office space ya bank accounts bare
old money heads on pikes in the center times square
fuck a drum circle man peace and love just forget it
jolly roger told us anarchys the only way to get it

ytcracker - supernova swag (v2swag)

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

download if you really want to its kind of rough

internet relay - chat
i got a load of MSR dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another lulzsec scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the interknee
bnc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this spam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting baud dada

don data don data don draper of this internet paper
still killing cold capers
got your neighbors wireless up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little trojans up in every major city
what you think i do on tour? rap dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with computer hacking skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the malformed SYN packet

we meddle in mcgirt - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent computer crime

linkedin eharmony databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using burners since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the law will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these bit dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the hackers on my downline
verify a list d3 during downtime
is that a legendary red off the rack?
gonna hit the auction house and sell it for a hundred mil flat

ytcracker

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