KID FRIENDLY!!!!!
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Lyrics:
First things first
I'ma eat all the veggies on my plate
I've got school in the morning and you know I can’t be late, oh ooh
you know I can’t be late, oh ooh
Second thing 
Second, Ima stand up to the bullies that are mean 
I drank too much lemonade and I really have to pee, oh ooh
I really have to pee, oh ooh
I was friendly from a young age
Making new friends in all my classes
Write down my homework for the school
for math and history, science, english, and geography
Singing from choir at my church
Gonna buy some new Jake Paul merch
I fell off my bike and it hurt
And i fell straight down into the (hey)
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer
(hey, hey)
You baked me a, nice birthday cake, believer, believer
(hey)
I brought an umbrella in case it rained
I really love my mom, cuz she’s not lame
(lame!!!)
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer
Third things third
Send a prayer to my favorite baseball team
All the bullies that you've seen have taken all your lunch money , oh ooh
All your lunch money, oh ooh
I was hangin with my boys
We were playing with our toys
We were making lots of noise
Dressing up just like cowboys
But mom got mad, i was sad,  she said that I was bad.
Grounded me, pounded me
Until I cried  I said why
I said why, yeah
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer
(hey, hey)
You baked me a, nice birthday cake, believer, believer
(hey)
I brought an umbrella in case it rained
I really love my mom, cuz she’s not lame
(lame!!!)
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer
Last things last
Went to a carnival and it was a blast
Went on a roller coaster it was going super fast, oh ooh
Was Going super fast, oh ooh
But mom got mad, i was sad,  she said that I was bad.
Grounded me, pounded me
Until I cried  I said why
I said why, yeah
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer
(hey, hey)
You baked me a, nice birthday cake, believer, believer
(hey)
I brought an umbrella in case it rained
I really love my mom, cuz she’s not lame
(lame!!!)
my dreams made me, my dreams made me believer, believer

Dreamer (Believer Parody)

That's what I said! Sodium chloride!
LYRICS:
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is looking at me dance
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is looking at me dance
Yeah yeah yeah
I will dip my chips in guacamole mole
Mini golf I’ll putt it in the holy holy
Gonna make a snowman with my jacket on me
Eatin that spaghetti, Eatin that spaghetti (spaghetti)
My mommy isn’t mad, she is just glad
I went on a vacation with my mom and dad
I be cleanin rooms, but it makes me sad 
I am in a  band, it is really rad
The bathrooms, dat way
I did my homework by Tuesday
Yeah, got A’s
I low key, spin my beyblades
I think someone farted
Got straight A’s i’m not stoppin
My diamonds goin' BAD WORD
Come down to my birthday party
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is lookin at me dance
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is lookin at me dance
Yeah yeah yeah
I will dip my chips in guacamole mole
Mini golf I’ll putt it in the holy holy
Gonna make a snowman with my jacket on me
Eatin that spaghetti, Eatin that spaghetti (spaghetti)
Blue face painter red face painter aye
Purple face painter like some carnival stand aye
My baby brother’s cute like some puppies
Your friends hatin', probably 'cause his dog love me aye
I pull up to your house and I say hi to your mom
Stalin in the book, and he got them commies aye
Playing card  got me playin' crazy crazy eights
Your dog love me 'cause he probably want my treats aye (woo)
slushee in my throat, brainfreeze all day.
My mommy doesn’t want me to run away
Karate lessons chillin ‘with my sensei
Pull off a roundhouse kick, i got faces turned my way
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is lookin at me dance
I just wanna Salad Salad Salad with a dab of ranch
I already got my new belt to hold up my pants
I just want some ice in my drink so it is cooler when I sip
My crush in class is lookin at me dance
Yeah yeah yeah
I will dip my chips in guacamole mole
Mini golf I’ll putt it in the holy holy
Gonna make a snowman with my jacket on me
Eatin that spaghetti, Eatin that spaghetti (spaghetti)
I will dip my chips in guacamole mole
Mini golf I’ll putt it in the holy holy

Salad ft Complex (Rolex Paordy) KID FRIENDLY

A little something special for all you goons
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Jump Up Superstar! Kazoo Cover (Kid Friendly FYI)

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LYRICS:
Ayy, I've been eatin’ veggies and drinkin’ milk
Man, I feel just like a healthstar (star)
Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got new bikes
And they always be eatin’ yummy pasta
Messin' with me, call up on my mommy
And she will, go talk to your mom
When my buddies pull up on to my block
We make nerf guns go grrrata-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

Ayy, ayy, brand new dog, got a new one
I'm sayin', "Rest in peace to my old dog"
Ayy, close that door, we goin’ sleep
She ask me light a fire, scared of the dark
Ayy, act a fool on stage
Prolly leave my birthday party in your dad’s car
Ayy, day was legendary
Threw a baseball through the window of the neighbor
Cookies on the table, soda pourin', don't be a fool
Dude, your best friend is a meanie, he just tryna be cool
But he does bad in school
"Ayy, ayy, now she pullin’ out her homework
Tryna bring up her grade
Hundred pennies in my piggy, gonna buy a kool-aid 
Tastes just like lemonade
Yeah, ayy

Ayy, I've been eatin’ veggies and drinkin’ milk
Man, I feel just like a healthstar (star)
Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got new bikes
And they always be eatin’ yummy pasta
Messin' with me, call up on my mommy
And she will, go talk to your mom
When my buddies pull up on to my blockk
We make nerf guns go grrrata-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

[21 Savage:]
I've been doing homework for my math class
Teacher gave me a gold star (number 1,  number 1, number 1)
Drinkin' sunny, best buddies jumpin' in the pool
And they havin’ lots a fun (lots a fun)
Hiding from my friend, playin’ hide-and-seek
And now he screamin' out, "where are ya" (yeah, yeah, yeah)
They like, "buddy, why you got a big toy closet
But you don’t got no trading cards?" (21)
I ain't with the cake and how you eat that (kiss that?)
Your mommy say I eat all the healthy snacks (big snack)
Silver coins in my piggy, I got oink racks (oink, oink)
Thirsty friends always askin' "Where the water at?"
Livin' like a healthstar, smash bros on my ds
Sweeter than a Pop-Tart, you know i am the best
I just won Mario Kart , I’m goin to get rest
Livin' like a healthstar, I'm livin' like a healthstar

[Post Malone:]
Ayy, I've been eatin’ veggies and drinkin’ milk
Man, I feel just like a healthstar (star)
Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got new bikes
And they always be eatin’ yummy pasta
Messin' with me, call up on my mommy
And she will, go talk to your mom
When my buddies pull up on to my block
We make nerf guns go grrrata-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow)

Healthstar (Rockstar parody) (Eat your veggies)

Make sure you're getting enough calcium in your diet!
Remember to put the wrist strap on when you're playing Wii
Don't yote the mote
LYRICS:
Yeah they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' with me, yuh
I been playin' calm,  so don't go start being mean
Tryna keep it PG cuz this zone is swear free
Don’t wake me at 6 AM cuz I need my sleep
You know how I like it when you give me candy
To go to bed I need my mom to kiss me
Guess I see your friends that are not that friendly
I can get some ice cream if I say please
Read a bedtime story, and then lights off for me
Mom's plan, Mom's plan
I get mad, sometimes I won't, yuh
I do work, sometimes I don't, ay, don't
I forgot my work at home, ay, 'nessed
But I pray to G.O.D., yeah, wait
I work hard, I still get D’s, yuh, wait
I make sure that my dog eats
And still
Bad grades
It's a lot of bad grades
That they givin' and givin' and givin' and givin'
They givin' to me
Bad grades
It's a lot of bad grades
That they givin' and givin' and givin' and givin'
They givin’ to me me
Yuh, ay, ay
She say, "Got the homework" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only got my games and my homies, I'm sorry
Chewin’ gum, I even got a pack on me
Only 10,  but I’m still the life of the party
And you know me
Get to school, say Hi to my buddies, dog
Without breakfast, man, I have no energy
Imagine if I never had to study
Mom's plan, Mom's plan
I get mad, sometimes I won't, yuh
I do work, sometimes I don't, ay, don't
I forgot my work at home, ay, 'nessed
But I pray to G.O.D., yeah, wait
I work hard, still get all D’s, yuh, wait
I make sure that my dog eats
And still
Bad grades
It's a lot of bad grades 
That they givin' and givin' and givin' and givin'
They givin' to me
Yeah, yeah
Bad grades
It's a lot of bad grades
That they givin' and givin' and givin' and givin'
They givin' to me

Bad Kid (God's Plan Parody)(By Kids, For Kids)

For all you minecrafters out there
Rapz4Kidz back and better than ever

LYRICS

Okay, it's Childish Steve-bino, and I’m playin frickin Minecraft
Minin’ rare ores with my pick in the mineshaft
With my pick out, cuz man frick it, I'll mine either
I love iron, I love emeralds, dude, I should be runnin' Mojang
With my armor and my sword out, D-I-A-M-O-N-D
I have sword with Sharpness 3, your sword is made out of a tree
This other player, I griefed his house, and now he’s really mad at me
My ores are in the furnace now, it's all about the EXP
Hot like the nether
I teleport like men of the ender
I kill the wither like my Sword’s made of bedrock
Every time I shoot my bow i get a headshot
Healing for the noobies, Swiftness for MC Gang
Hangin' in the desert, lookin' for Steve like Mojang
Tried to sleep in the nether, but my bed burst and it went bang
Stevie and I know it, gang, these cows, get slain
These creepers are afraid of him
Cause I'm got diamonds, and, i always win
Stevebino is a gamer, frick you, fight me
Brand new sword for these zombies, get XP
They told me I was a hacking man, that crap did not phase me
Tell me how I suck again, why don’t you go play Day-Z
"You're a frickin griefer, now" Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can frickin taste my sword, how’s the log out screen
You wanna steal my ores? I ain't that dumb
You wanna steal my ores? Get clapped, son
"Man, why does every good fighter gotta hack some?"
I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one
It's a mineshaft, get your pick out
I'm minin every single ore that I come about
It's a mineshaft, get your pick out
Every mob I see, you know i gotta take em out
You know these griefer dudes steal stuff, start killin'
Frick that, got tools, Ima keep diggin
I'm from the spawn, ain't got no diamonds, don't know why
But this game is really fun, That’s why I play it all the time
Yeah, they say they want the riches, minin’ diamonds all night
Told me I should just quit "first of all, you can’t fight!
Second off, you fight like you haven't gotten stone yet"
Notch's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect
I put in work, ask Herobrine
Put enchants on my bow, like Flame 5
Played this with my cousin, made him a pro in one day
Note block music? Now, fella, that's a mixtape 
Shout out to my friends, they represent my server
Shout out to my nether men, you helped me build observers
I know you hate me cause your little house be burnin’
I like gamers who nerdy, but when they game they be takin' "duuuubs"
Sorry for who’s fightin me
Chillin' with my skeletons, I took an arrow to the knee
Yeah, I'm in your house to steal your wheat
So if you see my hand inside your chest, don't bother me
I don't camp hard, that's that other guy
I'm screamin' "where the diamonds at?" like I ain't ever mine
And stuff I'm doin' this game Insanity
Farmed a mob then murdered it, with my sharpness 3
These gamers don't know what to do
Cause all I did was grief stuff like a crazy dude
I'll steal your ores until there's nothing left
I swear this server will be filled with mobs, dude

Mineshaft - Minecraft Parody of Bonfire

it's that time of year again :)

Lyrics:
For reals, for reals this time
For reals, for reals, for reals this time
(john wicks here build a fort)
For reals, for reals, for reals this time (yeah yeah)
For reals, for reals, for reals this time
'Cause it is my birthday
Oh, it is my birthday
Playing around, the cake is shakin' me up and I’m gettin a tooth ache
'Cause it is my birthday (birth day, ooh)
Oh, it is my birthday
playing around, the cake is shakin' me up and I’m getting a tooth ache
Don't swear, it's not cool
Don't swear, it's not cool
Don't swear, it's not cool (yeah)
Because we’re playin’ laser tag with the dudes
'Cause it is my birthday
Oh, it is my birthday
Playing around, the cake is shakin' me up and I’m gettin a tooth ache
'Cause it is my birthday
Oh, it is my birthday (birthday, yeah)
Playing around, the cake is shakin' me up and I’m gettin a tooth ache (you already know)
Ain't got no buddies no (hol up)
Gamin’ like a pro' (hol up)
Ayo with my bros (hol up)
Then might call my mom (hol up)
Candles are lit up (hol up)
Soda in my cup (yea)
I'm a smiler, yeah (slime)
we ride in go-karts (hol up)
And he epic (yuh yuh)
Like he Ninja ( yuh yuh)
Oh my god (yuh yuh)
Diamonds pickaxe up (yuh yuh)
Party time!!!!
Party time!!!!
Don't swear, it's not cool (cool)
Don't swear, it's not cool
Don't swear, it's not cool 
Because we’re playin’ laser tag with the dudes
'cause it is my birthday
I don't want no bullies present, no
You just gotta gimme presents (you just gotta gimme presents)
I just need some confirmation where you’ll be, RSVP
(Ay) you don't want no confrontation, no
I’m part of that gaming nation(I'm part of that gamin' nation)
But if you cheat you know that ima squeal (for real)
I said don't swear, it’s not cool
I said don't swear, it’s not cool
Don't swear, it’s not cool dude 
Don't, do-do-do-do-do, I need

BIRFDAY - Parody of EARFQUAKE (for kids)

so we back in the mines
LYRICS:
Hear the mobs and we get our swords out	
Yeah, you know we bout to farm cows
Biggest game in the world right now
Pick is loud, we minin’ down
Bet I get some enchants
Tell them put the diamonds on their pants, no chance
Tell all the griefers try to fight me
Don’t think you’re bad but you might be
 
Take me to your server, to play Minecraft today
Take me to the mines, I'd love to see the plains.
I really need to, go get me some food
You'll be my Minecraftian boy
 
He said, "Hey, stevie I really want to PVP"
I just met this 2 block gamin dude who wants to fight
Don’t like the way he's minin’ , that’s why he got no diamonds
Don't like his leather boots but Ima like the way he's dyin’
And no, I ain't been to E N D
I heard the nether never rains and gold is dropped for free
First let's see the blazes, We’ll shoot them in their faces
I'm likin' this Minecraftian boy, Minecraftian boy

Take me to your server, to play Minecraft today
Take me to the mines, I'd love to see the plains.
I really need to, go get me some food
You'll be my Minecraftian boy, Minecraftian boy

Can we get away from creepers? Take me to your base
Let's go craft some potions then we'll go and run away
Let's go in the minecarts, take me to your chest
I only want the diamonds, I don’t care about the rest
Dressed in all your leather clothes
Helmet’s dyed in red but the chestplate is dyed yellow
Sprintin’ that sprint, Sharpness sword tint
I'm likin' this Minecraftian boy, Minecraftian boy

Take me to your server, to play Minecraft today
Take me to the mines, I'd love to see the plains.
I really need to, go get me some food
You'll be my Minecraftian boy,
(Hit em with the knockback)
 
Who killing 'em in the mineshaft
Everybody gonna quit Minecraft
Reluctantly 'cause most of these dudes don't fight with me.
Alex once said to me, "Cool down, down,
Don't break a tool now, now."
I always break a tool. Oww, oww.
Creepers are cruel, blow blow.
 
Mobs comin’ I know what you craftin’
At the end of the night we’ll be laughin’
Good player, Mob slayer
Everytime you grief my house it’s a failure
 
We fight the dragon
These other players laggin’, saggin
Am I noobie cause all my armor swaggin’
 
Kill quick like I’m Technoblade.
Before he speaks he needs first aid.
And he just got the new sword made
But you look at that, now he is slain
 
And I know you ain't into all that.
I saw your building, I griefed your building
And I still mine them stacks
64 emeralds in my pocket
 
And I'm feeling like Notch at his baddest.
And these players the maddest.
And I know they boatin’.
But in fights you know they chokin’
 
Would you play minecraft, minecraft?
Down in the mines
Would you play minecraft, minecraft?
Down in the mines
Would you play minecraft, minecraft?
Would you be my Minecraftian boy, Minecraftian boy?
 
Take me to your server, to play Minecraft today
Take me to the End, I want to win the game
I really need to, go get me some food
You'll be my Minecraftian boy,

Minecraftian Boy - Minecraft Parody of American Boy

LYRICS:
Pullin' off the horse all dressed
Told 'em "these pants got zest"
Puttin’ hay bales in the chest
I just put an ore in the chest
Had to put my sword in the chest, mm
Pour up the whole potion, I'ma get crazy
Got boats in the ocean, lookin like the navy
Shot arrows at a wolf, got the knockback
Killin’ slimes, they droppin’ orbs, say slatt, slatt
Grief my house, you’ll get the sword, and I can back that
And I just got me some gold, minin’ fat stacks
I was out back, playin’ minecraft
Gettin’ ores with my brand new pickaxe (skrrt)
'Cause I know these players after where the stash at
Gotta mine smarter, gotta mine harder
Obsidian is lava and water
I got all these cows you know I have to slaughter
I was at the village cuz you know that I barter
'Lotta players out here griefin', they trollin’
I don’t stop when I mine blue, go farther
And you know I hit the shift key to get shorter
Stevie gotta give me all the wheat, he a farmer
Sugarcane is lookin’ so sweet, like a starburst
I got the three sheep, cop the bed and I sleep
Brother, I'm about to get the key to the nether
You know ima be, in leather
Pullin' off the horse all dressed
Told 'em "these pants got zest"
Puttin’ hay bales in the chest
I just put an ore in the chest
Had to put my sword in the chest, mm
Pour up the whole potion, I'ma get crazy
Got boats in the ocean, lookin like the navy
Shot arrows at a wolf, got the knockback
Killin’ slimes, they droppin’ orbs, say slatt, slatt
Grief my house, you’ll get the sword, and I can back that
And I just got me some gold, minin’ fat stacks
Ha-ha-ha, I been buildin it out
My buddy’s on the server he’s got ores in the pouch
Went to the forest, and I chopped trees down
Don’t put TNT in my house
Elytra I'm flyin' in, I never wanna fly again
I take my chances in dungeons
Craftin’ new gear, enchantin’ it.
I just turned a rolling plain to a mansion
I'm a 2020 minecraft champion
I done put a hunnid gold in a treasure chest
I been movin' real sneaky, steal your loot then i dip
Stevie call me Mojang, 'cause I get these wins
Got it out the cave, but these creepers actin’ scary, yeah
When I hit the sand, almost got burried, yeah
Pullin' off the horse all dressed
Told 'em "these pants got zest"
Puttin’ hay bales in the chest
I just put an ore in the chest
Had to put my sword in the chest, mm
Pour up the whole potion, I'ma get crazy
Got boats in the ocean, lookin like the navy
Shot arrows at a wolf, got the knockback
Killin’ slimes, they droppin’ orbs, say slatt, slatt
Grief my house, you’ll get the sword, and I can back that
And I just got me some gold, minin’ fat stacks

The Chest - Minecraft Parody of The Box

im just spinnin sum super hot (KID FRENDLY) fire

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