Some down home , basic, necessary info on what Jinsein, DEATH SLIME, and Burbank are.

Blimp Monday i: Jinsein

Learn about the two existing wearables, as well as a potentially ALL NEW wearable. Mostly glove based.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox. Cory's in the background, too.

Blimp Monday iv: Uninvasive Wearables

Learn about the wondrous world of Pinky Promises and the legendary URINEE. Kyle's job, and the location in Zanzibar are touched upon, as well.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Kyle

Blimp Monday v: Invasive Wearables & Kyle

The two CEO's describe their responsibilities.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

Blimp Monday xi: The CEO's

The first ever Jinsein invention is finally covered, as well as it's follow up. With a dash of Peggos surprise ready to splash you right in the face!
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Evan

Blimp Monday xii: Fruit Holer/Cream Filler

Finale of Season 1 of Blimp Monday. Where we do a rundown of the last three innoventions that we had already come up with at the beginning of the show: Food Press, Lincoln Tiles, and the creatively names DEATH SLIME Dolls.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox.

Blimp Monday xv: Misc [Finale]

Everything we've done in the last season. Look at how much we've... improved...
Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, Kyle, and Shoebox.

Blimp Monday: Season 1 Ads

A revolution in salad bar tech, male contraception, addictive cartilage replacement, and your next taquito dipping experience.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Kyle and Shoebox

Blimp Monday 2ii: The Triple Pitch +1

Another tragedy befalls the Phlegmlies, and we're going to figure out what it is.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

Blimp Monday 2iii: Little Secrets

The Assimistation needs more work, but our newest prank based device is sure to put a smile on you.
Featuring: Alex, Brian, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Intern Winifred

Blimp Monday 2iv: Just for Grafts

NEW PHLEGMLY MEMBER, also a cuddly coping mechanism, and an app to protect the 1% with their worst enemies.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox

Blimp Monday 2vi: Jolie's Angels and Papaya Doctor

Traversing the labyrinth that is Stanley Kubrick's world. Nothing weird, especially about the moon landing.
Featuring: Brian, Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox

Original Air Date - 9/2/2015

CineBears: TheShining

This movie is pretty brutal. Not for the feint of heart, or colorblind.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Shoebox

Original Air Date - 10/15/2015

CineBears: Precious

Grab your wetsuit, we're going on a deep dive into the intricate world of Bradley, Morgan, and Kevin.
Featuring: Cesar, Cory, Kyle, and Shoebox

Original Air Date - 6/22/2016

CineBears: Se7en

Sit back and melt, like we did. Right into that waterfall.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Kyle, and Shoebox

Original Air Date - 9/13/2016

CineBears: Prometheus

Only 5% of the American populace can tell what Keanu Reeves is going for in this film. Also, Pacific Rim.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Kyle, and a taste of Shoebox

Original Air Date - 12/17/2016

CineBears: Point Break (1991)

Music is the true path to (near) immortality. Mumble rappers apply inside.
Featuring: Cesar, Cory, Enrique, and Evan

BM 2xiii: Bad Cultitude

Alex has a new Phlegmly idea, and it'll make your nose bleed, ya weeb.
Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, and Shoebox.

BM 3iii: Peach Professor

Another triple pitch, another success. A video game, and abomination, and a helpful health drink.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Shoebox

BM 3vi: Scrabble Royale, Cadbury Cream Tarantulas, and Skinny Drink

We overthrow ourselves and plant the semi-puppet: The Lions. Oh yeah, and the Moon Base is finally done.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox

BM 3vii: The Lions and ISIS Moon Base

You ever want to remember ANYTHING? Or do you just want an incredible interest rate at your local bank? There's a twist either way.

Featuring: (Drunk) Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Shoebox.

BM 3ix: Cloud 9 and Ketchup Bank

A new prize based game show the likes of which you'v never SEEN.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

BM 3x: Clap House

AS PROMISED we present you with the BANANA FLASHER episode of The Phlegmlies

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Evan, and Kyle

BM 3xii: Over Ripe, Under Arrest

A new canned source of energy, a convenient way to get delivery meats wherever you are, and a super easy and safe method of avoiding the least predictable natural disasters known to man.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory(late), Enrique, and Shoebox

BM 4vii: Migo Loko, Meat-litia, and Lyftyng

Prepare yourself for a new party destination that comes to you, a new video game for the newest generation of consoles (and the last one too), and a horrible vision of the future of cosmetic surgery.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, and Shoebox

BM 4viii: The Place, Marionette Madness, and Snow Cones

No cotton candy tonight, just Circus Peanuts (trademark) to ruin our brains. Anyway, we have an innovative new idea to help you find foot fabric and a new show that'll tug at your heartstrings as well as your laugh strings.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, and Enrique

BM 4x: Gargyle and Brave Guise

CONTENT WARNING: Many mentions of feces
A novel way to make your car do something that you could easily do if you have two hands, a wicked """""""prank""""""" to do to the whole natural world, and a disgusting work around to a trivial problem.

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Enrique, Kyle, and Ryan

BM 4xi: Conet, Consent Farms, and Movie Whiz

We've taken it upon ourselves to save the next generation of learners with grade based rewards. Do you like vaccines? You better. OR ELSE. Do you need help communicating with your therapist? Do you mind invasive skull caps? Have you ever needed to go about your day while trying to sustain your young baby?
If yes to any of the above, keep listening.


Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Cory, Evan, and Shoebox

BM 4xii: Homeez, Vaccitos, Sleep It Off, and The Lil Pump

The big brain boys combine their intellects to create the greatest 3 hour animated film you've ever known. At least in terms of Russian box office numbers

Featuring: Alex, Cesar, and Enrique

BM 4xiii: The Phlegmlies Movie

We go over a few of our past ideas and inventions. Kyle gets a promotion.


Featuring: Alex, Cesar, Evan, Kyle, Winnipeg (briefly), and Shoebox

BM 4xiv: Relitigation

Every ad in the order they were recorded. RAW. UNEDITED (mostly)

BM 4Ads

Friendly conversation, self-fiction, and the occasional Cool Fact

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