I'm just making my way through these old episodes, heard the call to make this song, and started jotting down some notes before I found this -- you did a way better job than I ever could have. This is perfect, thank you!

You know the feeling Marie Curie gets when she thinks about radium? That's what this song is for me.

This was simply brilliant. What a way to play out the podcast!

This is tremendous. Thank you for producing it!

This is hilarious. I just finished 372 Pages season 1 while driving and had to pull over because of laughing. So well done!

Just finished the RP1 section of "372 Pages" and had to go through the rigmarole of resetting my SoundCloud password just so I could say exceptional job on this.

"Modelland Is Not Her Home" from Tyra Bank's Modelland. Performed by Conor Lastowka on PO-12, PO-14 & PO-20

Modelland Is Not Her Home

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A parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. Inspired by the hilarious podcast "372 Pages We'll Never Get Back" (www.372pages.com), specifically the email from Bryan (twitter.com/RadioFreeOlive) in Episode 5. Music by Karaoke Version (www.karaoke-version.com). Produced by 1BadMango.

OASIS, Halliday,
Big announcement, giveaway,
Planet Earth is in decay
But no one seems to know
Easter Egg, Anorak,
Classic arcade almanac,
Hidden gates, hidden keys,
Gunters on the go

Wade Watts, poverty,
Goods and workers, Mrs. G,
Living in a lightning rod,
By the way: There’s no God
Chat room, Cheshire grin,
“Talkin’ ‘bout Star Wars again?”
I-r0k, smack talk,
Did these people just applaud?

1980s reference!
Everyone has viewed it
So I must include it
1980s reference!
It received attention
So it’s worth a mention

Tomb of Horrors, D&D,
Game of Joust, Copper Key,
Art3mis is blowin’ kisses
But she could be Chuck
Middletown destination,
WarGames movie simulation,
Fans of mindless recitation
Boy, are you in luck!

Chat link, cash bribe,
IOI, evil vibe,
Sux0rz, corporate phonies,
Sorrento likes cajones
Bomb explodes, lump in throat,
Unexpected tragic note,
Trailers frying, people dying,
Think of all the housecoats!

1980s reference!
Simple recognition
Is my only mission
1980s reference!
If it gets a smirk here 
Then I’ve done my work here

Samurai, “High Five,”
Gotta run to stay alive,
Cover tracks, get new bio,
Blow “the Stacks” for Ohio
Great Og, birthday bash, 
“Groove zone,” party crash,
Broken hearts, mermaid fins, 
Oh yeah, R2-D2 spins

Bootsuit, stink tower,
ÜberBetty, cold shower,
Openings to use the can,
“One hell of a rig, man”
Zork house, cellar door,
Labyrinth to explore,
Any tension is destroyed
By monsters you can just avoid

1980s reference!
Hope you’re not begrudging
My incessant nudging
1980s reference!
You’re no longer grinning
Is your patience thinning?

Blade Runner, armed guards,
Writing action scenes is hard,
John Woo, Chow Yun Fat,
Why not just imagine that?
Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee,
Neil Peart, Crystal Key
Guitar hidden in the ground
(Yes, that’s how his name should sound)

Drop cops, cyber bums,
Dude with software in his plums,
When this guy wants to log off
He has to turn his head and cough

1980s reference!
So sometimes I pander
Do you have to slander?
1980s reference!
Come on, don’t diminish it
Until you finish it

Hard time, wage slave, 
Prison break, close shave 
Sweet freedom, fresh air,
Almost spent a week in there!
Rent a haptic rig ‘til dawn
(Just don’t turn a black light on)
Ogden Morrow, Rivendell,
Aech has come out of her shell

Big battle, final test,
Laser-shooting metal breasts
Johnny Fives, robo-knives
Cataclyst, extra lives
Wade wins, he’s the king
Money will fix everything
First kiss, fade to black
Can I get my pages back?

1980s reference!
Look, this isn’t Shakespeare
So just pump your brakes here
1980s reference!
It’s just a paperback
So could you cut some slack, some slack, some slack, some slack...

1980s reference!
It was “hire an editor”
Or “pay my creditors”
1980s reference!
You should have read the versions
With the ALF discursions

1980s reference!
Didn’t make you buy it
I don’t want a riot
1980s reference!
There’s no need for violence
Could we have have some silence?

1980s reference!
You want some merch, perhaps?
I have these baseball caps
1980s reference!
Take a shirt or twenty
Spielberg gave me plenty...

1980s reference!

1980s Reference!

Taylor Conner

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