Two sisters can’ t be found guilty for the same crime 
You look in both eyes at the same time
And then you tell me what’s right or wrong
Or left and true just sing along

Elsa and Anna were born on the ceiling
Elsa and anna can read
Elsa and anna were teething
Maybe that’s why Charlie fucking bit me


Hello earth it’s me I am not of your kind
I solely exist in the back of your mind
However this circus is getting quite drastic
If you could remove me that would be fantastic
So don’t pop the switchblade, don’t load the gun
Or in the afterlife we will also remain one
Just exhale all your strife and toil
While I show you my essential oil collection

Lemme break it down

Back ya ass up, take a seat bitch
While I show you how I eat it
If you’re wondering, spent my past in Brooklyn
Found the crystal ball, call it future looking
Now I’m in the kitchen, cause I do the cooking
I could doubt myself but I’m never willing
Fuck you
Queen Elizabitch is my favorite sibling

Elsa and Anna were born out of mercy
Elsa and anna can fart
Elsa and anna were radicalizing
And maybe that’s why Charlie fucking bit me

 (voice memo)
*laughter*
Ok, if we were anna and elsa I would be anna and you would be elsa right?
i have 12 beans 
Okay but I also prefer anna and we cant both have her
a cow as white as milk
*passionately* He can’t keep getting  away with this
Wait don’t go! Do u wanna build a snowman ahaha
Hello?
 
Elsa and anna were not real people
They brought me into the steeple
Before I was bought and before I was sold
I slept in a purple bed, 11 years old

Elsa and anna were born out of wedlock
Elsa and anna cannot cry
Elsa and anna have Donald trump’s tweets blocked
And maybe that’s actually why Charlie bit me

(outro: Dr. John)
I’m not going to bite you, I wish you no harm
I won’t kick your shins or break both your arms
Elsa and anna would win in a fight
Elsa and anna are nowhere in sight

Elsa and Anna [ft. Beefmeat Supreme & Dr. John]

(gasp)
Queen Elizabitch
Mother Earf
Florida
Sometimes a girl just needs a little heat
Yow

Underneath the melting snow
Is a new world, you don’t know?
Maybe tiny, like a shoe 
No one wondered, except for you

Florida land of the lakes
Florida land of the steaks
Florida get kissed by an eel
Don’t fix it just feel

Wagamama Wagamama Wagamama Wagamama 
Nobody compares to how you whack it mama (wackitup)
Miami, Orlando, Tallahassee
They’re not bad, you’re just more my scene
drive to the airport to give you a ride (skrt skrt)
Hop in the whip it’s shiny inside
Feeling myself in the south, I’m so high
This is the fucking life

(kiss kiss)
Florida land of the lakes (im swimming)
Florida land of the steaks (not vegan)
Florida get kissed by an eel (mwah)
Don’t fix it just feel
When I moved to Florida 
(when I)
Everything was bad
(it all went bad)
I lost my favorite hat
(that was a cool hat)
Clap if you feel that! 
(I do)
I said clap if you feel that 

Florida
(Trash in the ocean 
Trash in the ocean
Trash in the ocean
Trash in the ocean)

I'll give it up for Florida!

Florida land of the lakes (lakes)
Florida land of the steaks (steaks)
Florida get kissed by an eel
Florida don’t fix it just feel

Florida hehehehehe

Steaks

Florida [ft. Mother Earf]

Nanana na na nana na
Nanana na na nana na na na na na

Santa baby, just slip a table under the tree for me; (mhm) (achoo)
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby
so hurry down the chimney tonight (i dunno what are you getting? oh)

Santa baby, and 64 convertibles too, light blue
I'll wait up for you spear, Santa baby
and hurry down the kidney tonight (coughing) (excuse me)

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the trousers that I haven't pissed (shh)
Next year I could pee just as good...
if you'd take off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a pot and really that's not a pot
Been an angle all year; Santa baby,
so hurry down the Whitney tonight (ooyeah)

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need, some speed – and a uranium bomb, Santa baby
so hurry down the Windley tonight

Oh yeah

Come and skim my Christmas flea
With some deck replacements bought at symphony;
I weawy do bewieve in you
Wet's see if you bewieve in me  

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a sling
eurgrhgh 
Santa baby, (ow owowow ow ow. ow!)
so hurry down the skimpy tonight

Hurry down the Disney tonight
Hurry tonight
PLEASE hurry tonight
ladadadadada

Santa Baby [ft. Veronica Bubbly]

Christmas eve
Mary's in pain
Someone needs to save the day
Hey guys, it's me Larissa!

And I'm Elizabitch-- um,
do you know who that is? over there?
i think- i think it might be a stranger

In the name of God
Which I’ve heard was Larissa
All the way from Cape Cod
Named after the fish-a
To the sands of Egypt
I’m looking for Trisha
To my home of France
Where strangers kiss ya

It's me Larissa guys
Tree
Blizzard
Artificial tree, I meant
Candy cane

Every year I plant a tree then I eat the bark and tear the leaves, a sacrifice for those unheard
Lindsay Lohan; Larry Bird, keeping tabs on every bitch
Santa double checked my list
Did he double check yours?

There’s a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger!
Oh no
I give Mary a kiss on the lips
Then I call her a bitch
Then punch her kid
Oops!

I’m a stranger
The stranger in the manger
A very very scary stranger
I'm the stranger
Silly girl! it's not a stranger!
The stranger in the manger
Let's go, Larissa

The stockings are up on the fireplace
What else is up? The suicide rates
The temperature of the earth heats
Who the hell cares? I’m dropping sick beats
Larissa coming at you with the rhymes
Violent thoughts in peaceful times
Leaving cookies out for Santa,
Bitch, why?
Santa is obese, those carbs, he could DIE
Every night I go to church I pray
I ask god about Christmas. What does Christmas mean?
When was Jesus born? What’s my homeless correspondent gonna use to keep warm?
Who’s decking the halls with green and red balls when LTBG are met with scorn?
Is it REALLY CHRISTMAS? In the SPIRIT of it?
To suck on a teat and spit on your mistress
Does Santa maintain social distance?
Is Jesus religious?
Is Larissa suspicious? I’m not superstitious

O, There’s a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger! Oh no!
He's a very scary stranger
I give Mary a kiss on the lips
Then I call her a bitch
Then punch her kid
Maybe by accident...
I’m a stranger
Same!
The stranger in the manger
I'm a stranger
I'm a stranger in the manger
No, oh

Snow
Chills
Artificial tree
Chills
Priest
Knife
Sex
Lipschitz
Stockings
Bipartisanship
Tradition
Homophobia?
Homophobia!
Homophobia.
LUST
SONG
MUSIC
SAN DIEGO
WOMENS CHRISTMAS FLEECE PULLOVER SWEATSHIRTS HOLIDAY VACATION GRAPHIC TEES and TOPS
feliz navidad
Rachel Maddow…
My cat died of type 2 diabetes
Type 1 diabetes

If Santa were a wizard, I’d be his right-hand-man…
Birth
oh, He says to keep our love a secret, but I don’t think I can
Star
No
If Santa were a wizard, I know I’d be his right-hand-man…
Coal
Homosexuality
He begs me, Elizabitch, keep our love a secret. But I outed him, live on CNN

You're a stranger
In the manger
Jesus is in Danger!

I kiss Mary on the lips
mwah!
Then I call her a bitch
oh
Then punch her kid

I’m a stranger in the manger
Feliz navidad
I’m a stranger in the manger
The stranger in the manger

ooh

I punched Jesus, y’all!
And I’d do it again, bop bop

Yahtzee
I love yule logs
I love poinsettias
Ho ho ho

Stranger in the Manger [ft. Larissa]

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Champagne (Radio Edit)

Hanukkah in the City (Radio Edit)

Gloucestershire Wassail (Remix)

Stocking Envy (Original Version)

holly holly
nice or naughty
take a sip and you’ll be jolly
holly holly
doing molly
if you do that you’ll be sorry
watching wall-e
I’m a commie
don’t try to stop me
holly holly holly
in my pajamas
I see your mamas
They wanna pull up (no way) on me
Holly holly holly

holly holly miss molly
got my lambo camry and ferrari
stinky pits yeah hoes tryna stop me
and a big wet ass yeah it’s a pants party

 a pants party?
A pants party?
You ever been to a big pants party?
Lemme get you set
With the right etiquette 
So they won’t shoot you with a gun

One, wear denim
Ladies like dudes who wear lots of denim
Two, is tension
You’re gonna feel this when they put in your rectum
Three, the key
You’ll want to save up all your pee

You gonna piss your pants, baby?
You gonna piss your pants, baby?

My name is holly nice to meet you I just punched your mom
Square in the nose
I think it could’ve broke
Oops
I am holly holly
Holy twice
Ho double hockey sticks y 
Ho double hockey sticks y 

Holly holly
Holly holly
Never been done before
Amazing
Fantastic 
Holly 
Holly 
Elizabitch

Holly Holly (ft. Beefmeat Supreme)

Hello xxx I am Queen Elizabitch III and I am absolutely over the moon to share my music with the BLT community. 😘

Hanukkah in the City (Radio Edit)

Queen Elizabitch III

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