Welcome to hell.
Love,
max & ian

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Schweepy Goats

Top ten whyt we dont lyke goats: 
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1. Goats aren't real, they are controlled by the government.
2. Goats are programmed to make u trust them, and give them your data.
3. They smell too good to be true.
4. Goats once steal my weed. not cool goats.
5. They will eventually overthrow all governments and create a super race of goats.
6. Gloats are racist.
7. Goats are a threat to other animals, such as bees, mosquitos, grass. Have you ever seen a goat hugging another animal?? ya, thought so..
8. Goats have extremely toxic behavour. Why do they not speak to me?? So rude...
9. Goats are atheists. 
10. Goats claim they have built the great Pymatits of Geeza. This is not true, the alien told me.
11. Max and Ian are constantly molested by goats on their way to school. not cool, you guys are dicks. :(

NO GOAT