The demo track I recorded for Blitzo vs Pico
Dated January 2022

Blitzo vs Pico - Eddie's Demo

Turtle Rap

penguin rap. ❄️

This was a custom instrumental produced by Benlab Crimson Diablo that was never finished for a variety of reasons. The finished part of the beat is meant to correspond to Suicide Mouse's first verse. Yes, this was a seperate version of the battle from the one that used New French by Anywaywell.

Dated August 2022

(SCRAPPED UNFINISHED) Suicidemouse.avi vs Needlem0use Instrumental

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

man who hangs from cables vs a "man" of cables who hangs

Beat Produced by Dansonn
Badger as Ennard
Grasman as Houdini
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa5duWXbjb5P5qWQYpDWZPQ
Mixed by Grasman

Ennard 
We don’t recognize you… It’s Mr. Houdini, right?
Like the hype around your props…. You will die
Who let you cook with that bowtie? That suit’s shoddy
Ask your wife… a little of me is in EVERY BODY
Your best trick was a fake son? Did he join your dad in getting milk too?
Hang from cables? If your able swap ‘em with a noose *vine boom*
We would’ve stuffed Houdini in the Scooping Room
But this loser’s body to me? It’s useless, dude
You crawl into spaces that your talent fits in?
I make skin crawl when crawling into skin, stealin’ it like this win
Harry’s better off facing off against the Nightmares..
As the both of you get soloed by little kids!
I’m a monster among the streets and in the sheets
Like eyeliner you get overshadowed when compared to me
I never understood why people do what they do
We’ve stolen an identity but didn’t know that you’ve done that too!

Houdini
Come on, come all! Watch me do a trick!
Watch me spit a diss, to this mangled bitch!
Who looks like a kid drew his favorite dish 
And drew a goofy clown mask on top of it!
It’s Ennard, a nerd, who’s terrible with words 
No canonical voice, how could you spit in a verse?
I’m risking my life, every time I’m on the stage’s light 
When you’re on, I’m only risking my eyes!
I’d do anything for my two sweeties, like droppin’ the mic!
The only bitches that you’ll ever get inside of is Mike!
I'm pulling rabbits outta’ hats, you’re pulling gamers out of fnaf 
I’d say your not fire, but you ought a be good at that
Lookin’ like the cables holding my ankles
Went from being in shambles
 to in your final appearance, still well, being in shambles
One of a kind, pyrotechnics and FX, man 
I’m burning you down, call me the cassette man

Arlene Grasman's Album

BDGR Bites! - Ennard vs. Harry Houdini (Feat. Grasman)

Hello Earthlings! Today in the 22nd AORB, we got the supposed alien, Invader Zim, going up against the other green alien on Nickelodeon from Fairly Odd Parents, Mark Chang. Who'd  abduction the victory? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1miTY5jL0Y4Ja1l239-nIXLrByddEOt7WGYWBbwoOZow/edit?usp=drivesdk

Invader Zim vs Mark Chang - Acting Out Rap Battles

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/two-thousand-and-two

Take a peek into my brain...

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 1:
I was only seventeen, I realized who I wanna be
I wanna be the one that provides riches to my family
I wanna be the one that you recognize on the street
Tap your good friend on the shoulder and say “hey it’s the queen”
I’ve been trying to find my way back down to earth
But I can’t bring myself down to touch the dirt
I can hear you all from here what the fuck are you sayin
I’ll be thinkin ‘bout it when I’m 6 foot layin
You’re saying what you want but at the end of the day
That’s all gonna be behind me when I’m up on the stage

Bridge:
You can try to tell me I’m dumb
You can try to tell me to act my age
You can tell me to give up
But it just motivates more whenever you say

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Verse 2:
Sometimes I just feel like I’m screaming into the void
Why do I complain? I make money, I’m employed
I have friends, a family, a roof over my head
So why am I making songs bout how I wanna be dead
Layin’ down in my bed, at 2 AM thinking of verses
I can’t remember what I wrote in my head, and what’s worse is
Every time I open docs and I try to write
I get overemotional and I start to fucking cry
I’m pushing myself, over the limit, I’m quitting
Nothing’s written and I’m thinkin, that maybe I should start drinkin
It’s a sin and I know, that I’d have nowhere to go
But the bottom is the only place that I’d feel at home
It’s the end of the show, so just do what ya do
These are the thoughts of a broken mind from 2002
All of you out there who, care about me and my journey
Thank you for not letting me leave this planet early

Hook:
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead
I’m immature, I’m a kid
I’m a dumb piece of shit
Every time I try to rise
I fall back down again
Can’t escape my own head
I wish I was dead

Produced by H3 Music: www.youtube.com/channel/UC1nH4RqASg6DK2WgfPjyh5Q
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

two thousand and two (Prod. H3 Music)

By Credit : Mitchell dingodile homie

https://youtu.be/IQVHZLT1xMA

Frostbite But Natsuki And Monika Sing It

Prod. by: Anywaywell
Saxophone Solo by: Danii

LYRICS:

DANII, FIRST VERSE (0:17-1:13):
Stomp like a stampede, these ain’t lyrics from your grammy
Must be on some grams if you could can me, keep it short like Danii
Too many people are fans, see and they can't blow me away
I be sleepin' on they dreams to kill me, I don't keep awake
Only crime I've ever done was running from my problems
I cannot block 'em, everywhere I go I got em, but I got it to prevent from me fallin'
Shout out to everyone that didn't ho me because when it's the homies, I stay goin' all in
Disrespect my name like a substitute teacher, though, it's the shots that I'm callin'
Bounty of sixty zero zero zeroes, I'm they final wish
'cause I don't pity these old weirdo heroes who want me to die like this
I make these pussies sick, vaginitis, don't sling your gun to my likeness
See if you can fight this, I see the cap, Bullseye, 'cause I ain't tryna read your raps, yuh
It's a game of hide and seek while I'm counting my money
I can get cold so make like them noses and keep running
All I want is love and peace for the homies and honeys
That's the goal that I'mma pass til the day isn't sunny

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (1:13-1:41):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SECOND VERSE (1:41-2:22):
Yeah, yeah, and the people just don’t listen
‘Cause it don’t cost an arm and leg to paint me as a villain
But it cost me an arm to get me back to where I was
And it’s gon’ cost a plant’s seed in yo girl if you don’t talk the millions
You dodgin’ a bullet if I’m humblin’ you, broom head always sweeps
Won’t make a mess if I don’t fuck witchu, nah, feds got y’all actin’ like sheep
Shit be like Toy Story, only say shit when I ain’t around
But I’ll be a dog because these bitches all just need a pound
Count Basie with the way I swing, how crazy I’mma have to be
Rounds maybe if they wanna sing, sounds easy but I just want peace
Cross it up, no Wolfwood, shit’s just facts like it’s some bible verses
My own words can make you hurt enough, so don’t be flyin’ dirt at me, bruh

MCGWIRE, CHORUS (2:22-2:36):
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

DANII, SAXOPHONE SOLO (2:36-3:04):


MCGWIRE, CHORUS (3:04-3:32):
Slow down, you drive me crazy
Not been myself much lately
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies
Cut through the break neck madness
Look back to see who’s laughing
Say you tried
You didn’t really mean it
I can see it in your eyes
I see through your lies

The Lies (feat. McGwire)

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
S**t that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog p****d on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherf****r
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherf****r, who sticks his d**k in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted s***y-n**e times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
G*d, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This p***k is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this s**t called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This f****n' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to p**s this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this b***h to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "F**k you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' s**t would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his a*s
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the p***y is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he p****d enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

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